Tom Cruise crashes motorcycle while doing his own stunts, walks it off

BASED TOM

i.imgur.com/wFWXbJE.gifv

>falls on face
>not one scratch
Is he a God?

Thetan level 9000

How did they even OK him to do that

What if he got hurt right in the middle of filming

>How did they even OK him to do that
How did they OK him to hang onto a plane with no protection as it flew up to sky?

How did they OK him to climb a building and then take a photograph at the top with no protection?

Because... TOM CRUISE

He had a fucking like 4inch thick steel cable harness for that.

Its not less safe than rock climbing high up at that point.

Still, he is impressive, too bad hes fucking nuts.

CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

How about punching your hand through a window?

Senpai in that picture he's got nothing on

They "OK'd" him for that because he ALWAYS does his own stunts. If they want Tom to star in their movie then they don't have a choice in the matter.

>VERY fast thetan crashing at incredible hihg speed

His movies are extra good because we know he does a lot of his own stunts. It's different when you know it and can see it.

His DNA has been merged with that of our Reptilian overlords, hence the reason that his aging has been slowed, and his immunity to baldness. His strength and resistance to damage is on par with Deathstroke's regenerative abilities.

CAN'T

STUMP

TRUMP

Xenu

Unfunny meme

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It's literally in his contract that he gets to do all his stunts.

How he didn't break his leg on the wheel though is beyond me.

>most famous actor in the world
>rich af
>handsome af
>not balding or fat
>still goes to bed alone every night
JUST

>scientology

Is Tom Cruise the American Jackie Chan?