You guys remember how was your first time searching for porn? Me: "naked women', "tits"

You guys remember how was your first time searching for porn? Me: "naked women', "tits".

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lesbian, big tits/boobs

i remember my dad's searches. "teen girls in thongs".

"naked ladys" i didn't even know how to spell ladies

>8 years old
>dad gets internet
>wait til he goes to bed
>figure out how to connect to dialup
>NeeNuhNeeNuhNeeNuh
>load up browser, Mosaic I think it was
>don't know how to get to websites
>click address bar
>want to see a naked girl, what to type?
>...
>"Lisa"
>Page not found
>FUCK

Kek my sisters caught me masturbating like 5 times because the pc was next to their bedrooms back in the day

"Sex video"

>Watch Sex

Same happened with my sisters. I was fapping to hanna fucking montana. And in the exact moment my sis opened the door i blew my load. Super awkward tbh

"Lesbian, big tits, real sex". The first time i watched porn i tought the dude's cock was fake because it was fucking big.

to this pic to be exactly

i grew up watching anal sex. when i was like 13 i lost my virginity with some imigrant. i asked her if i could put my duck in her ass and she said yes. anyway, i didnt do it because i was a newbie. but i can remember my fingers smelling like shit

Fucking Kek

Hnnng

Ironically, I never had to. I had one brother who searched "anime girls" and another who searched "beach babes" and I just went through their search results until I found some reliable sites. That's actually how I eventually ended up here in the first place.

Relevant image.

I used to jerk of too girls from TV like Hannah Montana and other shows like Zach and Cody.

And if I was bored, I just toke out this warehouse catalogue (behold, my porn collection) from under my bed and looked for the picture of leg shavers. Usually there's a woman shaving their legs and sometimes you can see them in bikinis.

Here's a greentext about how I found my VERY first video, and till then, it's my fav video ever.
>be me
>11 y/o
>have a friend 9 y/o
>invited him over in my house to play need for speed
>comes in and asks me do i watch porn?
>"yes ofcourse, how about you"
>/i lied, i didn't but after that i started/
>"im gonna show you a good site, better than pornhub"
>opens up xnxx
>holyshit.jpg
>first video I saw was this
>xvideos.com/video194214/young_girl_d_in_park?pl=17927335 (xvideos, because can't find it on xnxx)
>thanked him, and told him will work later over it
>fast forward the other day
>go into xnxx and start searching that video
>oshit.jpg
>20+ minutes, can't find it
>panic
>find it and start working
>the end

Althought, I didn't save it when I found it the first time, and all over those years, I've been losing it all the time, but still managed to find it, until I made a profile in xvideos and added it to my playlist, called BOB - Best of Best. God tier videos, that will never be lost again.

I fucked up, the image never attached. Here it is.

Well, I started off with magazines, and such, so I kinda had my interests down. I don't exactly remember, but I am POSITIVE it was along the lines of:

>lesbian
>squirt
>masturbation

...

"Boobs/Boobies"

Kissing pranks

>be me in sixth grade
>home alone
>finally work up the courage to look up porn despite not knowing how to clear the history
>I'm here to see one thing and one thing only
>"www.sex.com"
>press enter
>nut I'm my pants immediately from the excitement
>close browser before the page even loads up because my job here is done
I never even saw a naked body

>pantyhose
>shemales

Well apparently my parents have told me from a young age even before what I can remember I liked to steal Victoria's Secret magazines and smash them under my mattress. They caught me quite a few times. Eventually one day I went a little too far searching for some magazines and found my dads stash. I didn't touch them because I didn't want to get caught and the cover seemed innocent enough but I was juuuuust curious enough to memorize the title to some DVDs which I looked up online: Girls Gone Wild

>pic related

Mine was penis.

I didn't learn my next sexual word for three days. The word was fuck.

I had a weird childhood. I'm glad I was never caught.

I remember when i was like 12 and me and my friends was at my bestfriends house. His brother left home and we took his pc. Tons of cp. And we was like: haha look these kids having sex. 4 years later i realized that his a pedo

"carmen elektra playboy"
"sable wwf playboy"
kek

>"you must be over 18 years of age to view this page
>nut in pants immediately

Same straight up "boobies dot com"

Foreign bitches love a duck up their ass

>be me
>be 9
>be on urban dictionary with two girls who were friends from school
>one decides to look up "sex" because immature and I was too much of a pussy
>in the example part there's a very long erotic story
>whoa
>I liked this
>girls were giggling as I read the story with them
>they'd already seen porn
>decides to google "sex stories" later that night
>A page comes up
>site has fucktons of erotica
>read it literally all night as my pants become tighter and I have no idea how to take care of it
>at one point there was Ash and Misty fan fiction
>best shit in the world to me at the time even if it was poorly written