You just won 20 million, what's the first thing you buy

You just won 20 million, what's the first thing you buy

I'd buy a brand new Escalade and be an asshole about it

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i would buy nothing
i would just stay at home not worrying about next day at work

that woman

I'd give 20 million niggers one dollar to an hero.

The white boy be mad

4 McDonald's restaurants.

Fat peoples = money

Your mother

this

A nice Nissan Skyline R32 GT-R

aren't they ilegal
at least here they are

A small house in a quiet town.

that's the beautiful thing about the fucky import laws in the US. After 25 years you can import it, its just a bitch to register with the DMV since its a right hand drive card that has an odometer in kilometers and a speedometer in kph. Once you're past that though its all good

Divorce. New houses in Colorado, Florida, and Washington. 401k investments. New truck. Retire.

pay off my parents mortgage n everyones debts, then buy my own house somewhere neat n get blazed all day while tending to my garden.

there's a vintage theatre in my.town for lease. I would outright buy it and turn it into a movie theatre/performing arts stage

buy enough property that no one can find my pot plants

more guns/ammo then I could ever shoot

build a giant underground compound on said property

live the rest of my days smoking pot and shooting my guns

if you think you would divorce if you won the lottery, you're clearly not in the right marriage.

get a divorce faggot and then work on yourself.

Take half and put into something safe where I could live off the interest. Buy a small cheap island to live in and do whatever I wanted.

I would be happy with a lifestyle of 150k a year for the remainder of my life. That means me 24, expecting to live to 92 like my grandfather, gives me 68 years of consumption for a total of $10.2 million.

I would off the bat then invest $9.2mil, in a 25%high risk, 25%moderate risk, and 50% low risk. This money would be for my children and grandchildren to squander once I die.

>Escalade
OP's a nigger

This all the way

Id give my mom enough to pay her debts and live comfortably in exchange for a chance to rail her like this

20 mil? Dope ass house. Hands down. Like a mil dollar pad. Anything more and after years the prop tax would kill me. Then a Range Rover for every day and a Lambo for the week ends.

Close

The proper licensing to "create" porn. Then hire a bunch of amateurs. Film them getting facefucked by me. Frame the photos and put them on the wall like trophies.

buy 2 chicks and do 'em boff at the same time

not a nigger...a nigger would've called it an

>excalade

D...do...don't be mean to muh black feinds!!9

probably buy some awesome research chemicals not testable on probation and go crazy for a year or two till I'm off.

also e not not working in the meanwhile. or continue working idk I like my job.

also checked.

food, cigarettes, a hooker for you faggot op and a Toyota AE86 because muh animes

buy a bunch of student houses
hide cameras in bedrooms and bathrooms
never have to work again
exclusive access to high quality voyeur porn

How do you even clean an ass like that? She must shower after every shit.

Pay my fucking rent debt,that's only 50$, but it's a lot for a poorfag

an apartment halfway across the country so i can get away from everyone.
and build a homeless shelter where i grew up because the situation is terrible there.

First thing i'll buy..maybe god damm fucking pc with a fuckton of power a bunch of games in steam and a sex slave..and a penthouse yeah..

A flat, maybe a small house.
Then I'd just sit in it for the rest of my life doing whatever the fuck I want on my (vastly upgraded) PC, I'm pretty lazy.

Probably an aventador s

best answer.

At one point I was making about 225k and I had trouble figuring out how to spend more than about 70k a year without feeling wasteful.

I have always lived well below my means. I think having that cushion would just mean being able to splurge every so often on some things that I currently just save up for.

pretty much this
but id buy mint condition black e38 with V12 in it just to roll around at night watching as lamp-posts lit city falls asleep

An ICEE machine so I don't have to go to niggerville to get a frozen beverage.
>rest goes to mortgage and investments

What's the penalty for getting caught without it registered? Or even the odds of getting caught?

Fuck it I'd get one and avoid populated areas with a regular US car for daily. Unless it's like license points or something.

They can take the car if it has no legal owner

It would all kinda be at the same time so

>Car, picture related (but bigger tires/less low)
>Warehouse to renovate and turn into living area
>Ridiculous ass computer setup

Oh shit nevermind fuck that. It would turn into some GTA shit real quick. That's a car worth fighting over.

donate it to a good cause ( like houses for poor decent families or some shit like that ) then kill myself on livestream

THE DREAM

Quit my jobs. Buy 2 Starbucks, and 2 Dutch bros. Buy my bf and I a house. Nice cars, live off only 60k a year. Invest literally everything else.

20mil of US dollars? Id probably stay in CZ so i dont burn money so fast coz lower prices.
Buy a 69 Dodge Charger, buy a nice house.
Whores, whores and whores.
Calm down, sit on the rest of the money so i dont have to work.

Hyundai Equus Ultimate.

I would buy my little sister, financial security and anything she wants money can buy in exchange for being my cum dumpster

I'd buy an asshole and be an escalade about it

a lawyer

buy some poor country like Moldova or whatever and become a dictator, impregnate every single woman in that country ( ugly ones would be sent to death camps ) buy a new computer, get my mom something nice

buy some trainers

probably a pizza, i'm not in a hurry i have 20 fucking millions

Those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen. But with 20 million I would buy a decent house in Colorado or Oregon a few motorcycles a couple of sub 100k cars and pic related.

watch lenzerheide today?

Nah I was busy earlier, how was it?

>that woman
>20 million

real exciting, wont spoil results in case you havent seen them but both mens and womens were good to watch

Buy a mcdonalds store and make sure i get my money back with in that year. Not worrying for the rest of my life because i got one of the best money maker restaurant

A plane ticket to a theme park and unwind for a week straight.

You know what, I really fancy a tube of Pringles right now, probably that.

McDonald's requires owner to be operator and you have to go to a 6 month long training program at their headquarters. Fuck that shit son. Subway costs 250k for fees and yes you have to do similar things but it's quicker and cheaper. As a matter of fact don't opens a business with 20mil you don't know shit it would fail you lose money

Real estate and new upgrades for computer.

Police can't catch superior GTR
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yeah they have to go to burger college kek

you dont even needs skills
GTR is the easiest car to drive
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move somewhere in Alaska. build a save home with a freaking good internet.

do my job as nothing had changed; hacking code for companies part time

ordering a steaming hot hooker sometimes

watch the years go buy.

A white girl to fuck, a Latina to clean my house, and a nigger to collect welfare for me anyways, if I'm gunna be rich, I'm gunna be proper rich goddamn it.

Backstory pls

>A white girl to fuck,
not fucking the superior latina and enslave the white girl

How much you want for the MILF?

...

20 million what? Zimbabwe dollars?

Have a nice big house built out in the country. Huge theater room with super comfy seating out back. A pond built and stocked with an assload of bass, crappie, and catfish. Then like 4 or 5 Diamond pool tables. I'd probably create a little entourage of my friends too.

I'm a poorfag and currently earn about 70k per year.

I'd quit work and go to college. Learn how to woodwork. Use this to learn how to build myself a cabin in Alaska then get a satellite internet connection and build myself a sweet as fuck rig and game all day. Not core i9 tho because it would probably burn the place down (even in the winter). Oh also I'd give my mum a one off payment of 10k to eat her pussy before I flew out to Alaska.

Nice big fucking culo stop bitch losser liar.

Now this guy is asking the right questions

I'd spend 15 mil on realestate to generate rent and invest 2.5 mil in gold and 2.5 mil in cash. Then nice big ass girls come for free bros

how is 70k poorfag

Rich user can you splurge a bit and buy me a 25$ game?

Well a new house for starters, but specifically I'd have a room made for one of these.

A nice motor home or RV to travel to US for the rest of my life. That has actually been a dream of mine for many years

Apartments. That way I would have a place to stay and also gained income.

Save the other money and finish up school.

Id buy an apartment

You can keep your gold dipped Ferraris. A modest house, on a private plot of land, good food music and about 8 girl friends. That's all I ask!

A pound of weed and a build a badass pc.thats it.then just pay off my house and get high and play pc games all day.

That would be cool but kinda a hassle to drive those things around. A nice can would be enough for me. Just enough room to sleep in

wtf is up with her legs

What backstory? We just poor and shes single. Who wouldnt fuck for like 400k

>divorce
>she takes half
>you still have to pay alimony
You poor thing you

fuck off 1%er

Nice big House, away from the general Scum of Humanity.
Big ass Landrover.
Playset of Alpha-The Dark
Shotguns (Legally)

An entire village from Spain. I would rebuild some of the houses and start my own micro government. Citizenship could only be obtained by intelligent people that aren't dicks. Together we would build necessary structures to inspect all areas of science trying to make said micro government the science capital of the world, pinnacle of new knowledge and source of free information.

>Mountain compound
>Guns, alcohol, weed, food supply
>Pile of sluts and degrading costumes to put them in as uniforms
>Fly in all male friends

Maybe if I did it in a shit enough country we could do some banditry and pillaging, make more money, maybe pirate ships? Steal some lolis and fuck those too - I'm not done until half the children in the surrounding villages look like me from the amount of teenage cunt I have ruined.

>I'd buy a brand new Escalade....
I'd buy one a week, fully loaded, and give it to a homeless person.
Let's see how long it stays a status symbol

a new lathe and knives

>poorfag
>70k

i'd buy a ps3 with a fucking huge 50" tv or something lmao i don't know