You have 25 minutes to name some inventions from this region of the world

You have 25 minutes to name some inventions from this region of the world.

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>VIETNAM
WAR
>THAILAND
LADYBOY

Chopsticks

That's China.

Prove to me that this region of the world is not a waste of oxygen.

Name me one important invention from this part of the world.

You have 20 minutes left.

If you say the yo-yo I will kick your ass. That was invented by the Greeks.

They got good food though.

Wikipedia says some flip invented the single chip GUI accelerator

Technically they are China.

>Vietnam
a lot of fantastic food
>Myanmar
buddhist terrorists
>Thailand
STDs
>Cambodia
shithole
>Laos
literally no idea what this country is
>Philippines
The Most Powerful Race
>Singapore
sex toys
>Indonesia
populated by apes, probably nothing. Nuke the whole place
>Malaysia
Flash drives
>Brunei
literally no idea what this country is

That doesn't spare them from my criticism.

The fuck is that nigga?

Wrong.

>Malaysia
>flash drives

They invented flash drives?

some chink that was malaysian born and raised, yeah

I'm glad to just be with them, see they are smiling. They are fucking useless though.

Is Southeast Asia capable of doing anything without the Chinese?

Damn son.

Why must they be so useless? They have such a massive population.

Fucking invent something, niggas.

They are lazy and descent scientists go your there

What?

baka desu senpai

According to Wikipedia at least, the Philippines seem to have invented the most things in that part of the world.

Most powerful indeed.

does it have some thing to do with the history that they had been under american occupation until japan liberated them in ww2?

our decent scientists go to your country, which is understandable because they are treated like shit here.

Nice translation.

>until japan liberated them in ww2

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>"Smart wheelchair controlled by thoughts"

I'm calling bullshit on this.

Vietnam is centuries ahead of us

Export wives

Wrong pic

Sorry, we invent nothing. Please nuke us, the irrelevant region. At least that option is better than being identified as fucking CHINK.

You would be as poor as Cambodia without the Chinese. You know that, right?

bump

Nope. Not really. Cambodia is chink-sucker but still like that because of their location.
>forgets that we are the king of the seas in the region.

Satay sauce

American defeat

>king of the seas

Explain.

Fuck just cut out.

American "education"

Malaysia were one of the big seafaring nations, before the Europeans settled their dominance.

Muay Thai.

>Buddhist terrorists

You mean they have the gall to fight against Muslims? The horror.

Just imagine. They could have almost been Japanese by now, but NO... USA had to intervene.
Just imagine how sad all those kids are because they don't go to schools with girls in cute uniforms.

food from Vietnam and Thailand are based

PNG is part of muscular /oceania/ mate

>2% muslim

yeah gotta fight those hordes off

Good point. Gonna go do some pull ups.

They breed like rabbits, and it always starts with a few enclaves.

It's a few steps from 2% to 50%, and the Buddhists have already been pushed out of India by the sandniggers

shoving rats up women's pussies, ping pong shows are metal as fuck

>Malaysia
>Relevant. Ever.

Why in the hell should we learn about some shitty irrelevant country in the middle of nowhere.

>Muay Thai
>best food
>Red Bull
>elephant prosthetics

Now go eat a porcupine.

are you real papuan or just americunt that trapped in there

Literally nothing, we're irrelevant.

Could say the same to you but you people just love to stick your nose into everybody's business

>Muay Thai
Okay. Muay Thai is pretty cool. I'll give you that one.

>best food
Nice opinion, dweeb.

>Red Bull
That's not the first energy drink.

>elephant prosthetics
What, nigger?

>Now go eat a porcupine.
I just want you to know, that there is nothing, absolutely nothing you can say to me that I will find remotely offensive, because Thai people are eternal AIDS-infested lady-boy prostitutes.

But you invented so many deadly traps for yankees

Damn dude. Now you're making me feel bad.

Cheer up. Vietnam is a pretty based country. One of the most resilient, never-giving-up countries ever, with a lot of fighting spirit. A million times better than AIDS-infested, sex-change-capital-of-the-world Thailand.

>muslims in india

you really don't know what you're talking about

he's an australian

I used to work there too

The Vietnamese are based, Vietnam itself isn't

Delet this

hard working wage workers
skinny mail-ordered brides
dried fruits

>Vietnam
Invented some cool and simple traps to removeburger, plus tiny tunnels for their tiny frames
>Cambodia
Some really inventive ways to commit genocide, check on the killing fields
>Others
No idea

>Be intellectual asset to country
>Get treated like shit
wat.

>before the Europeans
So, Malaysia hasn't been relevant for more than 300 years?

>They invented flash drives?
Flash memory was the French but they may have put it in the common USB format.

We built universities and shit for the flips and the Japanese were nasty enough to them that they waged a successful guerilla campaign. We also were promising them independence.

5,000 to 18,000 of them died on the Bataan Death March alone. Plus the Japs forced them to work as basically slaves and young women were forced to serve as comfort women.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_occupation_of_the_Philippines

Pinoy are anti-intellectualism. That's why they would go against anything, even sensible logic, to defend their shitty decisions.

They also believe that mining causes massive earthquakes btw.

Look at the desire in her eyes, she wants the BAC.

Kys retarded fuck

>invented some cool and simple traps to removeburger
What's cool about sharpening a stick and smearing shit on it?

we are really that dumb, believe it.

Ouch, sorry to hear that philly bro, what about you tho? Would you consider yourself smart and educated? (and persecuted?), do you want to stay or leave?

Kys retarded fuck

Polynesians originated there and they knew how to sail the ocean and locate hundreds of tiny-ass pacific islands thousands of years before we had found the new world which, let's face it, is pretty damn hard to miss

You haven't read up much on vietnamese guerilla warfare have you?

I have had the pleasure of visiting their country, and seeing these traps in action, simple, but effective

So assuming you're educated/in college what are your long term goals if your surrounded by anti-intellectualism

Kys retarded fuck

Come now my "fellow" australian, surely you can come up with a better insult? or are you as illiterate and uneducated as I assume you are?

It's not that uncommon even in my shithole

Kys retarded fuck

Russia too? Jeez man, I'm sorry
I'm smart, don't get treated like shit, but I do get ignored, it's crushing at times tho

Kys retarded fuck

Well you're actually limited to the ivory towers or somewhere where there is money (big corporations) but there is little fulfillment here. You can actually stay here and have a decent life but that's about it.

If you want to have a more than just an 8-5 job or where your researches are really applied, you go elsewhere.

Vietnam invented PTSD for us.

Come to australia, we love russians (I think)

Kys retarded fuck

Come to Australia

Kys retarded fuck

So China

They don't consider Chinese to be part of their countries, so that invention goes to China.

Nah it existed in WW1 and WW2 when they called it shell shock. Patton got in trouble for slapping someone with it.

>shell shock
Didn't it stem from artillery barrages and being bunkered down in trenches? hence the name

Kys retarded fuck

Flips are fucking braindead retards

You honestly can't blame them since they got colonized by us and the USA.

You do realise you just insulted your own countrymen, right? Surely spaniards aren't stupid...

Kayak?

Kys retarded fuck

For half an hour you have been lurking this thread and delivering the same insult to me, I almost admire your determination to bring me down, perhaps you should put it to better use?

Kys retarded fuck

We invented balance-lug sail. Does this count?

there was also something about proto-laissez-faire. amirit, senpai?

If you mean the free-port and free trade, yes

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