Why can't Atheists get dubs?

Why can't Atheists get dubs?

What?

Well, im atheist, so checkum

Atheists dubs get

atheists don't get dubs

Only Those Blessed By The One True Lord, Allah, May Get Dubs.

'Cause I'm a newfag

becos we wuz kangs nd sheiiiiiit

Just the ones that aren't euphoric enough.

There is no god. Dubs do not exist. This post is proof.

Can a dubtheist get an eighth?

Dubs don't excist only trips nigger

The athiests are incorrect and just really scared of death. Its unfortunate, but they are wrong.

NIGGER
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>nobody here gets any dubs
y'all are worshiping some false god or something kek

it's true!

Is it because we don't pray for them and believe in random chance?

you motherfucker

WITNESSED!

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checkem

I am God

Stay woke.

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I lost my dubs earlier, can someone help me find them please?

We are to busy getting trips

Atheists get more dubs than theists, checkmate, never ending story girl.

Checkmate theists.

We can

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>checkem
checkem indeed

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Agnostic

Dubs in your honor

Oh i think i found them!

Is this the new gets thread?

No you didn't, I did

Nahh it was just a trap thread i will lurk for more user

Here they are, user

Are you kidding me they are right there

Roll

god more like shit

Yeah okay, just try not to lose them next time.

Buddhist here to get dubs

>that moment when the autist user gets that Neo the one faggot reward tingly feeling for getting 5 fives on /b

oh shit, I was reaching into the wrong pants pocket, here you go bud

*Snatches your dubs and runs off*

Praise Jesus

Is the FSM still a thing?

Why can't atheists define athiesm

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xD user please, give them back
*reaches into your pocket for dubs*
OwO whats this bulge???

*Pounces on you*
Rawr xD

Naisu!But not as nice as these....

How are we the ones scared of death?
You have a whole religion telling you that death is some magical fairyland so you can feel better about it.

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OwO user-kun, y-you're so s-strong~
pls ur bulge is flapping around in my face

I'm a atheist and I've gotten dubs multiple times

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Good post.

wheres your god now

OBSERVE AND BEHOLD

kys you're sellfs anons tbhonest frienderinos

UUUUUUUUUUUU Tasty

I FOUND YOUR LACK OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS DISTURBING

holy shit user

can't get dubs
get quints (of 5's, no less)
gtfo christfag

nice dubs of truth, showing perfectly, that OP if an enormous faggot

HOLY SHIT, user

nope. those are mine

Bait taken and dubs get

Buddhists get only *buds*, man. you are just different.

HOLY FUCK, user

Witness the power of Christ.

Because they don't hail Satan. \../,

yikes

so how about we get the dubbs out of this bitch?

because God exists

yeah
which one?

We can, faggott.