Manlets permanently and completely BTFO

theguardian.com/world/2016/may/09/i-have-to-be-taller-the-unregulated-world-of-indias-limb-lengthening-industry

>“We try counselling first, but we’ve had patients who even threaten to commit suicide if I refuse to do the surgery. Twice I’ve had to call the police in emergency situations like that.”

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since when was it acceptable to have toenails that look like animal claws?

>india
>not being inhabited by poo in loo animals

Sounds unsafe, like the bones would be weaker and possibly deformed

>manlets are starting to kill themselves

THEY'RE FINALLY LEARNING

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anyone have the screenshot of that /fit/ thread about the height exercises?

My manager is like 5ft 5 and his wife is fucking hot so I don't think it really matters.

this was posted this morning

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Is there anything more bluepilled than manlet-shaming?

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We practise this shit for decades. It is
1. very painful
2. too long, you have to wear it for~one year
3. fucks up your legs eternally
4. makes your body disproportional

Only a retard will go through this shit to increase his height.

>how do i into gondola mode?

Yes, I posted it this morning. Now I'm posting it again. What's your point?

>The aliens are getting cosmetic surgery to improve their disguises

I will do it once I earn my first 10M.
With this and specials shoes I might push for 1.80m

Would never do that shit to myself

if done correctly, the "new", longer bone can be even stronger than before.

I still don't know how do they break the "inside" of the bone, without breaking "the skin" of it.

>gondola mode
lel

Pretty sure they just use a saw and cut that shit in half bro

dear god no

6ft is a meme

>being this insecure about your height
jaysus

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Christ short people are so insecure. I'm a 5'11.5" manlet and I don't even think about it.

I am voting for anybody who will promise to ban high heels.

no

You cannot break the "skin" of the bone.
You somehow break the hard part of the bone, and It all heals and grows while the "skin", muscle, ligaments etc. around the bone get longer as time flies.

Comfy 193 cm reporting in lads

t. manlet

That's a nice height if you're not skinny

Bump

This would be really great.

ITT -- my bones hurt

do you have a big dick? may I see it?

I'm 5'9 and accept the fact i'm short. but my mom was only 4'11" and dad only 5'4. I'm surprised It's not worse.

>sell your ancestral lands for cosmetic surgery
>realize you're still a shitskin

5'5" reporting in

>Father is 5'5
>Mother is 4'10
>mfw I barely scrape 5'7"


Hopefully, when food becomes scarce, and we humans are driven into caves, my lesser need for calories will enable me to survive longer, so that I may further propagate my manlet memes/genes.

Used to be skeleton tier, literally 75kg because I was fairly sick in my late teens. Up to about 95-100ish kg. Still working on trying to bulk up because I feel skinny anyway hah. Probably just average build atm

they never learn

>almost 6'
>manlet
pls

tfw 174cm :(

>1.80m
How tall are you actually?

ooga booga me tall dutchman
ooga me bunga your wife in your cave

>However, limb lengthening surgery is completely unregulated in India and many of the surgeons performing it lack experience.
where haven't i heard that before?

I honestly couldn't imagine life worth living being short. I'm 6'5 and I love every second of it.

I feel for you shortys, I really do

Just cause the arabs took your wife doesn't mean you can have the manlet's, Haans

>his height is the only thing he has going for him

wow. that kid is packing heat.

>El PeruANO
take guess

Oh come on, just take the expense to strap his leg in and use a piston to gently pull the rod.

I hope I never need surgery.

Height doesn't matter if you have charisma.
t. 173 manlet pussy slayer.

>Falling for the lanklet meme

Everyone knows average 5'10 height is best mode

I wish women were that big that would be amazing.

5'8 here.

Forever laughing at you pathetic manlets. You all have to try so hard to get girls to notice you while they instinctively flock to me.

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>be 5'5" for first 22 years
>start writing 5'6" on documents/medical forms
>now 5'6"

I thought getting this means you're pretty much doomed to a wheelchair at 60

>tfw pussy slayer AND 187m tall
White, tall, blond.
Won the genetic lottery here

height becomes completely irrelevant after 2 seconds of talking to a new person. only stacys and autists think it means anything

But what are you above average or under? It's not that bad, as well as you stay in your country, of course.

Thank God i am 6'1"

50 at best.

They're not able to run in their 20's anymore, figure what happens in their 40's.

Literally a bolt keeping their kneejoints together.

Pro tip.

We do this all the time no matter what surgery it is. We're repeatedly pressed for time because there is a long list of patients, that and your body is much stronger than you actually think it is.

>Be 5'10.5"
>tell everyone I am 6'
>drivers license says 6'
>everyone believes me
Feels good not being a manlet

187m? You're a big guy.

a bolt is stronger than bone so why does saying a bolt holding it together is somehow inferior to bone?

pour toi

hon hon hon

I dont know mate, how come the people who get it done are all in a wherlchair at 29 and not beating Usain Bolts record?

>60 y/o dad is 5'8
>mom is 5'6

>I'm 5'8

kill me

we are height mates

i am gaining more and more weight and i have to say: height + muscles just looks sick m8, we are the master race.

this is horrific

post horror stories

You gotta be careful you don't shit on anyone in the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

>mfw 1.86m
>not a lanklet
>don't have to worry about lifting
Feels good to be a nigger

I love how in society it's not ok to judge someone based on their skin color, but perfectly fine and celebrated to bash and discriminate against manlets,

I'm 5'5"

I'm literally average height for a woman

look at that fucking manlet with those shitty proportions

It just keeps going...

how do the magic radar waves make new bone?

6'3" here.

Feels good man.

Exactly, so vain they'll go to these lengths to change their appearance, but won't cut their shit encrusted toenails. People are fucked.

5'2"-5'3" reporting

even if it's true that height doesn't actually matter, I think 5'3" is pushing it. Should i just kill myself, Sup Forums?

>5'11'' chink
>Considered tall by other asians
>Other people don't expect asians to be tall anyway
Good enough for me.

6'7" lanklet.

Could be worse, mixed blessing being literally the first hing everyone notices about you.

And having yellow fever asian girls love it.

>surgery
cant believe i thought about doing this.

i need this surgery, i am onlya 6'2 manlet

Gingers too but at least they have options to work around it.

6'1. Can confirm does feel good.

You probably couldn't reach the rope anyway

No stay alive so I have someone to look down upon

I don't give a shit just don't have kids and your life with have some sense of meaning.

fuck off faggot, stop pretending!
You don't know what being short really feels like.
Women laugh at you and won't even consider you.

Yeah being short fucking sucks. It's understandable.

i am seriously considering it because i need to be taller to play defensive end in the NFL

I'd finally be the tallest in the room if I could :(

I think these years of hating myself so much mixed with no gf have turned me into a "asexual" anyway so it works out

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>manlets are starting to kill themselves

THEY'RE FINALLY LEARNING

Dont get too cocky you're practically a manlet yourself mate