Sup Sup Forums. Femanon here. I'm going to answer any and all questions you have about women. I can tell you how to flirt, pleasure, and attract. I'll be a good source of advice, and I hope I can help a few souls avoid wizard status. Sadly, my tits are off the menu today.
Ask away!!
pic unrelated, I just like it.
tits of the menu, how about nips?
>Sadly, my tits are off the menu today.
gtfo then
you know the rules, fatherfucker
If i peek at your cleavage, what goes through woman's mind?
>my tits are off the menu today
Thank you, come again
how do we know you're a real girl?
Nyet.
Tits or gtfo
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lmao no. I'm here for advice
How does it feel to not have a soul nor a brain?
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What's a good first liner when it comes to talking to women you meet for the first time?
"tits or gtfo"
Why OP is faggot?
I wouldn't know
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.
You dont look old enough to have any real advice. That makes you very very sexy. Do you need a papa by any chance?
Depends on the situation. Usually nothing too aggressive. Don't try negging. Usually a small compliment mixed in works well.
Bar= I like that dress on you. Want to get a drink with me?
Give me other situations, and I'll try to come up with other things. Just keep it friendly and flirty.
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.
Nice try, then you aren't a girl.
If this is for real, what the hell do you expect in Sup Forums? A serious thread? Do you think they won't yell the rules at ya?
What the actual fuck do you want, woman? Attention?
TITS OR GTFO
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.
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Oh no, it's retarded.
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Here's an example of a bad one liner.
A. negging
B. kinda creepy
C. you're kind of assuming I have a daddy kink, which is inaccurate.
Also, I have some good advice. I've had several girlfriends before, which is a hell of a lot more than most guys on this site
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.
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>my tits are off the menu today
fuck off
Checked
Well I'm kinda just bored. I'm more interested in answering questions than lurking, so here I am.
Would you sleep with a 30yo virgin?
I'm married you cuck. I've fucked at least 30 women.
But either way, does that change the rule? Fucking summerfag.
Leave if your panties are in such a bunch
>kissless basement dwelling virgins trying to call shots on anything, which they would never get the chance to do in real life.
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I want to listen what you have on flirting.
Also, what do you look for in a man.
Also, tits.
Mainly tits, but the other questions are good too.
Inb4 tits
does fashion play an part with girls? im scared to talk to girls in my work clothes
>pic related my highschool pic
you must be confused as to the purpose of "tits or gtfo".
the same goes for many of the newfags that scream it in shit threads.
any bloke can say "femanon here". but shit doesn't mean anything unless you can back it up. and it's a pointless thing to even mention a majority of the time, since being a female doesn't change the fact that we are ANONYMOUS.
>Sadly, my tits are off the menu today.
then you are not a femanon, and your opinions on this matter are invalid.
Is it true that you can gauge how much a guy masturbates by his demeanor?
D-dont worry m-m'lady I'll d-defend youuuu
If you meet a woman in a class at college what would you start with?
>as if being here the longest signifies you are any better than anyone else.
SPOILER ALERT: it really means you are the saddest loser for being the one swimming in a shithole the longest. Stay proud, faggot.
Have this handy image
Yeah. I can't say the same for other girls, but it's not a turn off or anything. If you show her that you can give her an orgasm no one will be complaining about lack of experience. I'd recommend using tongue or lubed up fingers, focusing primarily on the clit. After she's cum, then go for penetrative sex. If you can't make her cum again with your dick alone, it's no problem. She's satisfied, you're satisfied.
It depends on your work clothes. Please clarify.
>scum of Sup Forums don't get to make demands.
I don't know. I can't tell, but that might just be me.
cheers
The creator of that post was a kissless virgin, convincing himself he was not, in fact, a lonely, losing, trap thread creating eunuch, desparate for any sort of power in an otherwise impotent existance.
What assumptions do you make about a guy with domination kinks, daddy fetish, nonconsent kinks, ageplay, etc?
Try sitting next to her for a few classes. Even if she's not directly thinking about you, your face will register in her mind. Now, when you actually talk, she'll be more open to you than she would be to a typical stranger. Open with something related to the class, or ask if she's be interested in getting a coffee with you. It's direct and to the point, but not pushy. Girls like some boldness in a guy.
>If you show her that you can give her an orgasm no one will be complaining about lack of experience
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so.... you think someone who has no idea what they're doing is just magically going to produce the elusive female orgasm?
well its a white button up and dickies black pants, its nothing special since im just an dishwasher, i mean my current haircut looks good with it but im just worried girls would reject me because i dont really look like a normal person
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You just give her the 'ol lickeroo, then finger her in the dirtbox and she's guaranteed to blow
Since everyone else is replying anyways, I'm just gonna pop in and say everyone replying ITT is retarded.
Wanna know the best way to demoralize actual attention whores? By letting their posts 404. Only respond AFTER the betas start biting.
.. I fucking hate summer.
Stupid cunt. No one said "leave her alone". How did you manage to take that dick out of your mouth long enough to make your post?
I might be a little biased here because I'm a masochistic submissive. So, I might be more down for that than others. However, 60% of women like rough sex / being dominated so you have pretty good odds there. Just don't pressure anyone, don't overwhelm her with all your kinks at once, and keep it SSC.
but you love sage
In my opinion that looks crisper than average. If you look well put together that's a turn on.
Sage doesn't work when you post images, but yeah.
Kek.
why aren't you faggots saging?
How do you move on from just regular dinner dates and stuff to move physical activities? Do you have to wait for her to invite you back to her place?
Dude, I said, focus on the clit. Once you get into a rhythm keep it. Switching things up too much will stop her from coming. Ask her to be vocal, and show you what she likes. Even if she doesn't come loudly, she still enjoyed it. It's actually not that hard to make a girl cum if you know where to rub.
had a girlfriend who couldn't cum.
true fucking story. some weird repression from her childhood I guess
Have you kissed already? If so, make it more heated. Make sure you're in a private or semi-private space an escalate things. You don't need to jump from a kiss to full-blown sex in one go.
Easy with those burns, someone's feelings are gonna get hurt.
Yeah, unfortunately that happens sometimes. However, it is rare. People like that need a therapist to get over that. Fortunately, if she knows she can't cum, she's not going to blame you, as it's not your fault.
Yeah, that must be it
"Why aren't you faggots saging?" - General George Custer at Wounded Knee.
What's the most awkward guy encounter you've had?
dont listen to this cocksuckin wench
kek
she talked about it a few times, but it was so long ago it doesn't matter nor do I remember much.
I was just being a douche. Hope she found some resolution.
It was actually Little Bighorn where he was routed and killed, but it's still funny.
it doesn't matter to me. I don't know my war history.
Just don't tell her you're a virgin and don't act like a faggot and it's no different than if she thought she was fucking a normal person
I was sucking on a lollypop, joking around with some friends at universal park. It was one of those long spirally ones. Now, I don't really have a gag reflex. My friends dared me to suck off the lolly pop, and halfway through I noticed this guy staring at me. We made the most awkward eye contact.
Also, I was at a male friend's house, and he put on very sexual music and got on his bed. Very awkward. as I didn't want to sleep with him.
Pic related, it's the type of lollypop
this
lmao nyet
Suck my dick you little bitch
>guaranteed to blow
Kek wow I wish I knew this information b4
Thanks basement dwelling virgin
Fuck off my board slut. You're a good source of disgusting lying slutness and you should kill yourself
sorry, I can't see it
This. Lost my virginity without telling her I was a virgin. Years of porn and cybersex addiction have surprisingly aided my stamina so I didn't even cum. Had her over for more the next two consecutive days and she accused me of sleeping with other girls right before meeting her.
It's all in the facade.
you'll know when she's ready when she screams "aloha snackbar!"
You'll find your dick eventually. No need to blow your frustration onto others.
fingering seems so stupid
like im blasting her with two fingers when i could be softly caressing her clit while we kiss instead of lying like a retard halfway down finger fucking.
i guess in my foreplay i would prefer to go down or just play with the whole vagina as opposed to sticking my fingers inside, pretty much the only reason for finger fucking is make her leak more so the clit is more lubed.
god i love watching her shake but it sucks that she wont let me carry on after - but what can i say - its uncomfortable if she keeps going after i nut so its probably the same in return.