How do i bring up to my mom that i wanna fuck her? Or at least see her naked?
How do i bring up to my mom that i wanna fuck her? Or at least see her naked?
Jaxon Gutierrez
Elijah Lewis
wincest thread?
Jason Walker
Bury the thread
Just ignore this ROTC shit for today
You can do it user
Camden White
Write it in your suicide note.
Austin Scott
dude that's an unrealistic looking dick, there's not enough foreskin.
Anthony Brooks
You don't
Samuel Smith
Rape?
Angel Turner
Rape her
Matthew Rodriguez
Its a dildo btw, she has the same one in her draw
David Bailey
why don't dildos have foreskin? do girls not like it?
Cooper Cooper
How do you not see your mom naked?
Austin Harris
Cause jews own doc johnson
Matthew Lewis
Do you have a photo of her OP?
Anthony Price
they're the De Beers of sex toys, what the fuck?
Carter Thomas
wasn't he on Miami Vice?
Jeremiah Rivera
brake your arms
David Howard
Drop subtle hints here and there and see how she reacts. If she flips about something small make it out like she misunderstood lmao jokes mom, jeeze.
Worked for me. Took a few months of dropping hints that could be easily backed out of she got weirded out by it but she more or less said it's normal for people to have those feelings for people they are close to.
William Russell
he was on the lakers and died of the aids
Ian Wood
give it up fuckhead
Kayden Robinson
She give u poon?
Aiden White
Just rip the bandaid off and write her a note describing all the things you want to do to her. Make sure you get it notarized. No reason, it just seems cooler that way.
Benjamin Jones
Some user was/is doing it
>he just said that he laid out the details of his love for her and she took the bait
Ian Hall
Tell her in your suicide note.
Luke Allen
kek
Eli Garcia
...
Aaron Walker
Ur right, ill call taco
Landon Barnes
assume your joking if your not spike her drink then have sex with her in her sleep
Aaron Fisher
spike her drink with what?
Gavin Reed
i not going to say it but google is your friend
Luke Williams
your dick
Elijah Jenkins
You don't.
You drink.
And you push it waaaaaaaay down.
Austin Foster
give her the sleeper pills and do the do
Dominic Diaz
>do the do
Clearly he means spike her drink with mountain dew.
Blake Hughes
alprazolam powder
Brayden White
Red green or blue? These are need to know questions
Blake Hall
>Make a song.
>Have the lyrics start with sweet things about her then get more sexual.
>Randomly break out into song when it's just the two of you
>Dance while you're singing
>Strip while you're singing
>Your mom will get so caught up in the music that she'll be fucking you by the end of the song
And even if she doesn't you can just laugh it off while you do the helicopter dick.
Camden Johnson
0/10 kill yourself
Chase Flores
Too picky on what spy camera to buy, dont know which ones are good
Jose Murphy
Looking for anons in central Texas who are into making incest happen and want to get in on their sisters/cousins/daughters/moms/whatever. I start an affair with her, get her into being tied up and blondfolded, and talk her into threesome with a "friend".
Probably never going to find anyone serious in my area but hope I'm wrong. Email summertimefrost3@gmail if interested.
Isaiah Scott
Jonathan Turner
Black label
Dylan Nelson
that looks like a fat finger
Anthony Bailey
In america, haven't met a girl that isn't weirded out by foreskin
Cameron Sullivan
Quints rule, no foreskin