Snek appreciation thread!

Snek appreciation thread!

Nice Hognose

ayy

if snake try to bite me i am going to kill it

Snek will 'run' from you, put on a display or make a sound to warn you it's there. You will only get bitten if you greb snek.

YES! here's my baby

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he's always smiling for me, cheering me up when i feel sad. unlike humans, who're just assholes all the time

not having hands would fucking blow.

here'ss one more. isn't he cute? hiss name is valdemar

lizards are cool too

A widdle wissard !!

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Lap snek

I petted a snake once, it was hanging from a topless girl.

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Genetic disaster snek

Y'all mothafuckas crazy, those snakes are gonna kill yo asses and your families while you sleep.

Too lazy to properly orient the picture in ms paint snek

How does that work? Is it a chimera?

That implies it can get out of the cage, which it can't

as long as he looks cute doing it, i don't mind

A long time ago there was a snek that was born with fucked scales, someone then looked at snek and said "yeah, that looks good, gonna keep making more genetically fucked sneks like this one"

Corn snek? my snekkers passed away not too long ago your snek is very good snek

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Everybody and their mother has seen that jumpscare by now.

Snek is adorable.

>american sport car

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new to me. also is this real

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>responding seriously to "Dodge Snek"

>is this real
Not even remotely

Quick question, do you know the biological purpose of the holes on its snout?

they're heat sensors

lol, that doesn't answer my question. I had to use google. It's called leucism, I guess. I thought maybe it was a chimera made of an albino snake and a normal snake.

Heat pits, helps snek see in dark like thermal goggles but they're part of your face and you can't turn em off

they're just legged non-venomous sneks
post some lizards if you want

ugly

ThisIts probably a chimera.

Basically one snek zygote absorbed another.

it's color mutation. being albino means that the snake lacks the dark pigment in it's skin

I kinda want a snek now

check out my snake feeding

it took a while but I got him

ok! here's my girl. her name is anna and she's very fashionable

are there sneks so big?

Forgot to finish painting it

Thanks. In an odd way I find it makes them kinda cuter

I think there may be something wrong with my snek, he looks really different from the other sneks in the thread. Pic related.
Do any of your snakes make funny noises and smell like catfood?

shut up nigger

That looks like a skink. They are the wiener dogs of lizards.

how that's serious?

Snakes are cool but why are you all talking like faggots

Just a garden variety cat snake. Nothing odd about it.

fucking terrifying, would run as fast as i could/10

she's a fire skink. don't come across 'em too often

yes

Nice snek

Don't think you can take them out and play with them any time you want.

Always wondered... do sneks acknowledge you as their owner? Kinda like a dog would?

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yes burms, retics, anacondas, african american rock pythons are your big 4. they can all get 20+ft 200+ lbs

No not really, best you can hope for is they recognize you as a non threat

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oh my lord, what specie is species is this?

Those colors rule

green anaconda is probably only snake that scares me a bit, even tho they're usually pretty nice tempered in captivity.

Saved, this Is aesthetic af

I've wanted snake for dinner for a while now.

Nah, but if you get one as a baby and keep your used shirts in their container they get used to your scent. There's always a chance they can strike you though.

Then eat it faggit

nice dubs

These snek eat human?

No, You. But you would like my trips

>hey human
>eat this apple
>it'll turn you into a god I swear

They're easily capable of it and there have been a few confirmed reports but they usually don't hunt humans

i have more. i'm super obsessed with my babies

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He was just trying to help them out and them some faggot comes in and stops him. Who's the real asshole here?

she's a pretty girl. i made her the coolest sweater in the world

here we're having breakfast together. i scrambled some eggs for her

here she's sleeping. she looked so cute so i had to take a picture ^^

Just watched the movie so...

"Could ya just put me down, dude. "

you are such a faggot

get a life

Feather snek?

one time she forgot that she's not a gecko. isn't she silly

Feather sneks.

"Yes... you really can save up to %50 on your car insurance by switching to Geico."

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River snakes are cool too. They can be taught tricks, like this one was.

You get a life. Why are you in this thread?

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Snake are shit tier pets.
They do not have any capacity for being actual companions.
With a cat or a dog, you can connect on an emotional level.
The best you can hope for with reptiles is them ignoring oyu.

"Can you help me across this river?"
"Sure. Give me your hand"

this is Sup Forums my dood

Black Rat Snek

He was my fren

NY or LA?

but i've gotten it already. the moment when i got this baby