Ask a doctor anything

Ask a doctor anything

Is he going to be fine?

He'll be fine

Poop or pee?

how do you remove the scent glands that are behind a ferret's eyes? AsKiNg FoR a FrIeNd

Sorry, I'm a human doctor

fekk

Can I get a prostate exam?

Do niggers really only use the ER rather than setting up appointments?

You can do it yourself at home

answer my damn question, you whore

Yeah they do, and it's annoying

Post noods first

I have nausea daily no matter what. Any ideas why? 27 year old male.

do you recommend cofee enemas to cure cancer?

Anything that triggers it?

Can you get rid of the ppp without surgery and if yes what are the remedies?

You're just wasting coffee

I stopped smoking 5 years ago and started chewing tobacco. But this has been going on for 15 years. Long before nicotine. So I have no idea. I all around eat healthy everyday.

how fast will ricin kill someone and what is the dose needed to kill?

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How much tobacco do you chew?

when will my hemorrhoids go away

Not sure, that's more of a urologist thing. I doubt there's a non surgical solution though

whats the fastest way to kill myself

Depends how big or infected they are. Post pics

its at least a can or two a day. but im not sure the stomach aches can be caused by that if it was going on before i even had it in my life

Why would you want to even kill yourself?

Nigger that wasn't my question.

Why under my beard does it get super dry and flaky and even really red sometimes unless I moisturize a fuck load each day?
halp

Did you go to University of Phoenix ?

Niggers?

Sometimes my left side of the head hurts. It feels like my veins are clogged up and when I slightly tap it or punch it it feels kinda better. What could it be?

That much nicotine would definitely cause nausea and stomach irritation by itself. But if it's been going on for like 15 years then I'm inclined to think it's something like IBS. Chewing tobacco would definitely exacerbate the symptoms you already have.

Try adding more fiber to your diet, and some peppermint oil. Best thing to do though is quit tobacco

Thank you user doctor. Much appreciated.

The best option would be to blow your brains out.

If you don't have a gun cut your carotid artery (side of neck) it pumps blood to the brain. You will bleed out in a good 10 seconds and die in another 60

If you want to jump make sure it's at least 6 stories high.

Pics? You probably have shit skin. Keep it clean, shave your beard, apply over the counter hydrocortisone cream twice a day for no longer than a week

Nah, top 10 med school

Niggers.

How long has it been going for? Any triggers?

did you try coconut oil?

Skin is rly clear and looks healthy but sometimes under my beard and especially where my moustache is it gets super fucking dry and can even be painful/really red
I have moisturized in the past couple hours so it looks fine but tomorrow it will be dry as all hell again.
Don't want to shave because it makes my face look gay w/o it

Pre med fag, how fucked am I

It was suggested to me but I tried petroleum jelly and it made my skin very oily and I feel like coconut oil would do the same thing

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For about a year and a half. I personally think that strong wind is the cause of it. Oh yeah and when sometimes when I build pressure like when I poop or lifting something heavy it hurts real bad. (Of course when it hurts not just randomly)

Try the hydrocortisone first and if it doesn't work or if it comes back then you might need a prescription antifungal / antibacterial cream

It's not too late to switch to pre-dental or pre-pharm.

My calf muscle made a loud pop while I was using it to brace me, now I can't extend it fully and can't walk right. Is it just a pull or a tear or what?

You have TMJD on that side of your head, which is causing neuralgia across your face. Air blowing on your skin in that area will trigger it. You're welcome. Not the doctor OP; I am a better doctor.

Doctor, my arm hurts when I move it like this

Fuck off nigger, this is my thread

Don't move it like that, son.

You sound like a GPfag. Internal medicine newbie. Generic-ass doctor. Maybe even working your first gig as an ER doc, or at some toilet strip mall walk-in clinic.

How long ago did you pop it?

Does talking to myself, having auditory and visual hallucinations make me schizophrenic or just weird?

It hurts on the top to slightly left, not literally at the left side, and I can sometimes feel the pain a little at the front and back

Pls prescribe me dilaudid. Thx.

Surgeon / specialist I presume? Enjoy your call nights, while I'm at your house fucking your girl

I think you answered your own question

TMJD related neuralgia. It is a complex pain involving irritated nerves, joint damage, inflammation, and muscle tension. Prognosis for this is poor. The best remedy is usually avoiding chewing gum and potentially wearing a mouth guard when you sleep to correct your jaw alignment if possible. There are surgeries but the vast majority of maxillofacial surgeons will not attempt them because the success rate is poor (bad for business since most oral surgeons are in private practice). Talk to your dentist about the mouth guard option. Ask a doctor about Lyrica or gabapentin for the pain, but prepare to be told "no" if you are young.

I'm afraid of getting the shits in social situations. Usually before i go to a party or social gathering i have cramps and diarrhea.

Would you say it's just the afziet van

anxiety*

stupid phoneposter

Okay, thanks for the advice!

I have A-fib w/ RVR HR 180. What do OP?

Director of Medicine for a Univeristy hospital. Was a neurosurgeon prior. Not dumb enough to get married.

If it only happens at parties then drink, that's what it's there for.

I'm a 34 year old male with a 4 mm acoustic neroma in my left ear. Should I have them remove it or just monitor it for the next several years?

I'm 5'6 and 100lbs. How long would it take for me to starve to death? Thanks.

Stop forgetting to take your Cardizem

Better than OP doctor here. You need to get an EP study done in a Cath lab as a first step. This will determine whether your arrhythmia can be fixed by ablating the rogue S.A. nodes in your heart which are causing your problem by sending out rapid and poorly timed electrical signals.

Better than OP doc can weigh in as well.

basically any out going social event.

Oh look you know basic MS2 cardio terminology. Protip: patients don't trust you more or think you're smarter if you confuse the shit out of them

Jesus Christ I just ran a 12 lead and i can see ST elevation. I'm good right? I can sleep it off?

Sometimes I get random pains in my lower right side, however it is not my appendix because I can still jump up amd down and all.. curious what it could be? Also for bonus points: are heart palpatations dangerous? 24 year old male.

4mm is very small, even for a tumor which could metastasize if it became malignant (like a lung nodule). Your tumor cannot metastasize or otherwise harm you unless it gets large enough to press on vital structures and cause problems. Are you having symptoms from it? If not, then I would advise you to go the route of observation. NotOP doctor.

ST elevation just means your heart muscles are about to get them gains bro

No. Go to the ER for stabilization. Then follow up with an electrophysiologist for a catheter study. They might be able to complete the ablation at the time of the study.

Just constant ringing and minor hearing loss so far.

sometimes ill have a sharp pain in the left side of my chest that lasts from 6 to 15 minutes. i have shallow breath and cant move. My brother was cooking with wine one time and i think that set it off really bad.

So what if I have elevated trop. I'm good right? That doesn't mean anything right?

Well shit, get it removed then and hope for the best. Those symptoms might not be completely relieved by the procedure, but they could be. A lot depends upon the skill of the surgeon when working with nerves.

When did this start?

ever since i was 14. im 23 now

Elevated BROponins are a good sign it means your heart is making sick gainz

You ever injure your ribs?

Could be a number of things, most of them entirely benign. Most likely suspect is gas. I'm he absence of any other symptoms, heart palpitations are not cause for concern. They are usually what we call PVCs (preventricular contractions), and they feel funny but cause no harm unless they happen several hundreds of times in a matter of minutes. NotOP doctor says relax.

Why should I trust your opinion

??

I got the wind knocked out of my by slipping in a porcelain tub at 12 but no lasting damage (that im aware of)

If you fucked your rib and it never healed correctly, that could be it

Thanks for the opinions anons, im Healed and my wife came back

You are the one suffering chronic tinnitus and hearing loss. If your tumor is already causing symptoms at 4mm it will absolutely get worse over time. I am just telling you what i would do if it were me, both as a person and as an experienced surgeon. Do not have the procedure performed at some chickenshit rural hospital. Make sure you are in good surgical hands; you dont want some OP-level doctor making things worse.

I am a doctor. Not OP doctor.

I do have acid reflux, I had no idea that it could go that low, thanks!

How you heal a broken hearth?

NotOP doctor here. To mend a broken hearth you need a mortar compound rated for firebrick applications. Regular mortar will not withstand the heat of your fire.

Ever since i was little whenever i was sleepy and on the virge of falling asleep i would hear things that i actually sounded real but just wasn't there like a noise but it was just in my head.
Sometime while in class or around people i blank out and forget where i am and how i got there and nothing feels real.
Ive also been seeing ALOT of things randomly like when i took a nap one time, woke up and saw a spider on the wass beside me crawling... I blinked twice and it was gone.
>do i have schizophrenia?

Also adding onto that schizophrenic thing WHENEVER and literally all the time i sit up, walk up the stairs or stand up in general my vision goes black and i see weird patterns and shit.

What's the weirdest patient you ever handled with?