Dubs decide how i kill myself
Dubs decide how i kill myself
hmmm lemme think
Living life to the fullest and letting old age and ample expendature of effort take you to the grave at whatever moment death decides.
fuck you
Hold your breath
Catapult into a brick wall (Credit George Carlin)
call someone a nigger and let them shoot you
Masturbate to death
this. be sure to live stream it like the dumbass you are.
>Living life to the fullest and letting old age and ample expendature of effort take you to the grave at whatever moment death decides.
this, also pic related
Run into traffic
you dont op
go to the middle east
Old age.
holding your breath
Old age
reroll
say hi to a black man
Walk into a black neighbourhood and shout racial slurs.
This. I was feeling suicidal 10 years ago, and I simply stopped caring about risks.
just don't
Trips of truth
ride your motorcycle to the sunset
You dont
WINRAR!!
Chose one OP
time to live a fulfilling rest of your life op
TRIPS
OF
TRUTH
Pick up smoking. Still counts as killing yourself.
Fill a tub with equal parts ammonia and bleach. Contrary to popular idiot logic this is not mustard gas...yet.
Get some sulfur (equal parts to the ammonia and bleach).
Grab a sharp razor blade, use a razor blade as it is thin enough to not cause pain, just a sting.
Stand in center of tub holding the sulfur in one hand, take the razor blade and slice along the bottom of your forearm, from the wrist to the elbow, half an inch deep.
Drop the sulfur.
There ya go.
jus don't
morbid obesity is a fun way to die
Welp, OP. These are your choices.
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hahaha you dirty milk
don't
give me all your money and drive your car off a bridge
Don't kill yourself, OP. Turn your life around
shove 10 Paracetamol suppository pills up the arse and then drink till you blackout