Dubs decide how i kill myself

Dubs decide how i kill myself

hmmm lemme think

Living life to the fullest and letting old age and ample expendature of effort take you to the grave at whatever moment death decides.

fuck you

Hold your breath

Catapult into a brick wall (Credit George Carlin)

call someone a nigger and let them shoot you

Masturbate to death

this. be sure to live stream it like the dumbass you are.

>Living life to the fullest and letting old age and ample expendature of effort take you to the grave at whatever moment death decides.

this, also pic related

Run into traffic

you dont op

go to the middle east

Old age.

holding your breath

Old age

reroll

say hi to a black man

Walk into a black neighbourhood and shout racial slurs.

This. I was feeling suicidal 10 years ago, and I simply stopped caring about risks.

just don't

Trips of truth

ride your motorcycle to the sunset

You dont

WINRAR!!

Chose one OP

time to live a fulfilling rest of your life op

TRIPS

OF

TRUTH

Pick up smoking. Still counts as killing yourself.

Fill a tub with equal parts ammonia and bleach. Contrary to popular idiot logic this is not mustard gas...yet.
Get some sulfur (equal parts to the ammonia and bleach).
Grab a sharp razor blade, use a razor blade as it is thin enough to not cause pain, just a sting.
Stand in center of tub holding the sulfur in one hand, take the razor blade and slice along the bottom of your forearm, from the wrist to the elbow, half an inch deep.
Drop the sulfur.
There ya go.

jus don't

morbid obesity is a fun way to die

Welp, OP. These are your choices.

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hahaha you dirty milk

don't

give me all your money and drive your car off a bridge

Don't kill yourself, OP. Turn your life around

shove 10 Paracetamol suppository pills up the arse and then drink till you blackout