About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?
About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?
Don't let that Mario 64 piano eat you
Like you tailored your own clothes...
Where are you going out you seem over dressed
Like you put on your grandfather's best suit. Now return it before the cemetery finds out.
like you borrowed the family suit.
get some clothes that fit. or get that suit to a tailor.
maybe the dating scene just isn't for you...
Very ill fitting suit. Belongs in a cringe thread but I'm sure this is just bait
You really shouldn't go outside.
It puts the lotion on it's skin
Fucking manlet
Like the 4th leg on a baby grand piano
Long pants are looooooong
like two inbred cousins took turns training an Alabama whore, then proceeded to make a suit from the cum rags she was wearing.
Maybe you should just date the piano
New suits get new pussy
Sides in orbit
topkek
Like your penis is wearing a suit
p good
Loose the suit. You look beyond pathetic.
pretty handsome actually
LIke you're headed for a second divorce.
Pretty good dude.
tho grow some hair and style it, it might look even better.
like you're divorced
Like pure desperation.
its a date not a job interview,..... and i wouldn't hire you.
Like you're going to a funeral.
like Penn Jillette's autistic trans daughter
Make a food review meanwhile.
Get your shit tailored to fit better dude.
Lose the jacket and vest.
Shave all facial hair
Get contacts
Let your hair grow out more.
And lift
Top zozzle
You sure look familiar.
Who's the lucky guy