About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?

About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?

Don't let that Mario 64 piano eat you

Like you tailored your own clothes...

Where are you going out you seem over dressed

Like you put on your grandfather's best suit. Now return it before the cemetery finds out.

like you borrowed the family suit.

get some clothes that fit. or get that suit to a tailor.

maybe the dating scene just isn't for you...

Very ill fitting suit. Belongs in a cringe thread but I'm sure this is just bait

You really shouldn't go outside.

It puts the lotion on it's skin

Fucking manlet

Like the 4th leg on a baby grand piano

Long pants are looooooong

like two inbred cousins took turns training an Alabama whore, then proceeded to make a suit from the cum rags she was wearing.

Maybe you should just date the piano

New suits get new pussy

Sides in orbit

topkek

Like your penis is wearing a suit

p good

Loose the suit. You look beyond pathetic.

pretty handsome actually

LIke you're headed for a second divorce.

Pretty good dude.

tho grow some hair and style it, it might look even better.

like you're divorced

Like pure desperation.

its a date not a job interview,..... and i wouldn't hire you.

Like you're going to a funeral.

like Penn Jillette's autistic trans daughter

Make a food review meanwhile.

Get your shit tailored to fit better dude.
Lose the jacket and vest.
Shave all facial hair
Get contacts
Let your hair grow out more.
And lift

Top zozzle

You sure look familiar.

Who's the lucky guy