Animals that will fuck you up thread.
Animals that will fuck you up thread
Robert Gray
Caleb Howard
Not so tough
youtu.be
Lincoln James
I think if I was ever face to face with roo, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
Justin Gonzalez
That twat got busted for punching the roo.
Ryder Hill
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Leo Bell
that thing almost looks like a human. how smart are they?
Juan Thompson
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Brody Flores
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Ryan Peterson
this kangaroo is large, I'm about 6'3" and built, I could easily knock it out
this kangaroo was tiny, this guy was just abusing the kangaroo.
I've seen Grizzly Bears irl, they're not so big. I could probably beat the shit out of one tbh.
Ryan Morris
kek
I wish I could have a conversation with a roo. What language do they speak?
Josiah Adams
Well smart enough to get dressed and take a selfie
Dylan Morris
>Inb4 picture of niggers
Andrew Roberts
look tough until I knock a tooth out and knock you out
Eli Richardson
kek
Jason Jenkins
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Owen Sanchez
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Kayden Davis
All dead by mid 20's.
Nathaniel Martinez
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Hudson Campbell
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Nolan Johnson
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Justin Scott
They speak punjab
Thomas Ortiz
World's deadliest animal, kills the most people each year: mosquito
Ethan Butler
but they start reproducing at age 13 so there's no end in sight.
Julian Nguyen
I taught English in Africa for a year, to get a scholarship to college. While I was there, I accidentally startled one of these things. It was about 30 yards away when it saw me. It charged me and I tried to run away, but it caught up with me, grabbed me with it's trunk and threw me into a tree. Then it stepped on my chest and kicked me, and then it lifted me up with one of it's tusks and tossed me about 20 feet. before the people I was with ran it off. It broke 7 ribs and it broke my left arm in 9 different places and dislocated my shoulder.
Everyone said I was lucky to be alive.
Alexander Nguyen
>elephant stepped on chest
>lived
Owen Garcia
In all fairness, I've seen webm of a kid getting run over by a the tire of a car and then get up immediately after it happen, no fucks given.
Jace Foster
Bentley Nguyen
How in the fuck?
Blake Smith
yeah, that's it.
Nolan Perry
You can get up after some pretty horrific injuries and it only hits you a few minutes later once your shit stops pumping.
My only real taste of it was when I rolled my car, I was pretty hurt but I ran from the scene with adrenaline pumping since the car landed up the right way still running. Couldn't figure out why the manual gearshift was so broken and weird feeling. Turns out I'd shattered my wrist and couldn't even feel it in the moment, 10 minutes later was a different story, holy fuck it hurt.
Angel Brooks
Pure luck if he wasnt injured and pumped full of adrenaline. The weight of the car could have sifted, the mother or the curb could have lifted the car enough.
this too
Ethan Turner
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Zachary Richardson
Afrikaner here. You are very lucky to be alive.
Andrew Wood
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Carson Miller
Honey Badger. If you make the mistake of kicking one, it will chase you for 40 miles. It will never stop trying to bite you until you kill it.
Grayson Lopez
thats not even a little boy. thats a manlet
Adrian Walker
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Kayden Jenkins
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Nolan Roberts
Grizzly bears are 10 feet tall and 4 or 5 hundred pounds...they would eat you. Please don't respond you'd only make your embarrassment worse little buddy.
Jose Stewart
Gabriel Martin
wouldn't want one of those blocking my path
Jonathan Wood
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Adam Rodriguez
chilling the fuck out
Cameron Green
Stupid niggers can't even spell African right.
Jeremiah Lee
en.wikipedia.org
I'm white.
Grayson Wright
i need to find that boy.
Owen Phillips
You sure are, nigger.
Brayden Hill
square up nigga
lmao
Justin Kelly
Geese and swans are mean little shits.
Dylan Cox
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William King
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Nathaniel Reed
I'm beginning to think you're an idiot
Cameron Martin
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Aaron Foster
>Thinking I'm even the same guy who posted the original obvious troll that stupid nigger fell for.
Ayden Jones
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Liam Phillips
It's like the kangaroo is mocking her facial expression. Mean fuckers.
Parker James
Would rekt that pussy
Henry Fisher
That roo is racist.
Gavin Hall
chinks are the ugliest fucking race i swear to god.
Julian Garcia
Something which people aren't mentioning; children's bones bend better, and they have way more cartilage between joints. Theres a chance if exposure is incredibly short that it'll just bend the bone, whereas an adult's would snap under the same pressure.
Juan Torres
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Caleb Davis
fucking seagulls, man!
Eli Hughes
No Ahmed, fucking goats is bad
Luke Powell
They're a contender based on some real uggos, but they have some super hot ones as well. Abos hold the crown, though, because they're just hideous across the board.
Dylan Jenkins
Somewhere a chick just got wet.
William Rodriguez
Fake news
William Kelly
just remember
these faggots elected trump
good day
Ayden Torres
>will hardly ever have sex with you
>will reluctantly do it bareback
>will "forget" to take the pill
>will demand custody even not wanting the kid
>will demand alimony permanently
>will add charges for "emotional damage" and bs
>will accuse you of gender violence to earn crediblity
>will leave with half your shit, your kids, your car and a bad reputation
Yup, female humans will pretty much fuck you up.
Ethan Ross
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Alexander Roberts
>chase you for 40 miles
That's a fucking nightmare. Must avoid.
Joseph Green
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Jonathan Reyes
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Josiah Morgan
Kevin Wright
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Asher Myers
Yo don't fuck with Gaboon vipers. Good thing they're only in Africa
Landon Brooks
but the did a great job surviving for 60,000 years.
what have you achieved?
Noah Cook
kek classic
Dominic Wilson
The ugly ones are, yeah.
Grayson Wright
>Several signs at the park read: "Cherish your life. Never get out of your car."
David Edwards
Not being part of a hideous race, for starters. And they look like they've been inbreeding for 60,000 years.
Julian Rodriguez
One time I bounced a superball so hard it hit the ceiling twice. And these were tall ceilings.
Blake Gomez
Unlocked every achievement for Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
Leo Cooper
fuckin wot
Kayden Morris
I got trips once in a thread where it was required to see nudes. Checkmate, abofag.
Jeremiah Smith
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Alexander Hughes
What the fuck do they eat?
Lincoln Gray
Your moms phat puss
Adam Rogers
They're vegetation eaters
>So, basically your mums phat puss
Ayden Hill
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Anthony Nelson
It's because she's not afraid, and bears can smell fear.
Just like chicks, you gotta have confidence to win em.
John Long
Kangaroos are funny as fuck. How do those things even exist?
Matthew Scott
You think they'd get pissed if I laughed at them?
Michael Powell
You should definitely try it user, I know you can do it.
Christopher Baker
James Powell
>all these kangaroo posts
>not one (1) mention of the cassowary
I'm far more terrified of cassowaries than kangaroos mates.
Grayson Wilson
>4 or 5 hundred pounds
they weigh up to 800 pounds
This user probably saw a brown bear and though it was a grizzly
Caleb Peterson
Herp derp summers here! Look guise I'm trolling lololol
Sebastian Allen
You guys think you would get fucked up by a cougar ?? A big ass one though
Jeremiah Robinson
Noooooooo
Jeremiah Brooks
Is the bitch in this picture the animal or the kangaroo? Kangaroos will kick your shit but that bitch's mouth would do to your dick what a bear trap would to to your leg.