What would be a great suicide note

what would be a great suicide note

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The lyrics to Jumper.

Bye

Who fucking farted?!

There is indeed a season for all things. A time to reap, and a time to sew, a time to love, and a time to hate, a time to live, and a time to die.

just write "The end." and then outtie

The whole moon man album lyrics.

All I wanted was a fucking glass of chocolate milk. Was that so hard?

Write that you have a large hidden fortune that you never told anyone about and give some elaborate bullshit hints about where to look. Maybe you'll waste a bunch of people's time.

Or just tell everyone you know that they're the ones who made you do it.

looking something for the family

Trump made do it for raping me when I was 12.

Rolling for this

fin.

None of you know what you're doing. This isnt me being right, you're all just a bunch of cunts.

soz xo

I literally can't even

To whom it may concern,

This letter is to announce my intention to resign from life effective immediately.

It has truly been an honor, and I have appreciated the opportunity.

Sincerely,

-user

Time stamp?

my life was as ugly as my pussy

a list of passwords for your computer and accounts

Write you're a Faggot

I like the top idea

C#

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despisedlove, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.

>i did it for the lack of nookie

>shove it up your heeeee

just blame someone you hate

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phtt

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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"This is what happens when you hide my cheetoz."

"powder my mcnugget"

Toodles

Why the script to Billy Madison

Bastards

im looking for good ideas

I see you watch Vikings as well, either that or you're just a Christian fag

My asshole is closing in and out while I squeeze my shit through the ring

i recognize this fucking pussy and tits, dont fucking do it op we have bad history but i know who you are and even i wouldnt want you to do it

"I hid a million dollars in the house"

give me a clue

>When are you gonna realize that you can do whatever you want?
I have several high-functioning mental deficiencies. I'm just lucid enough to understand that the way that my disorders cause me to act and the things they cause me to be unable to understand make me unable to be contributing member of society.

My primary desire is to see mankind get the fuck off this rock and start colonizing other celestial objects; if I were to attempt to help with that, I would slow down the work of whosoever I should try to help.

My secondary desire is to not have a net negative effect on mankind. The sooner I'm able to have no active effect on mankind, the sooner I do not need to worry about harming any situation.

There is help you can reach out to, you'll sort this out. I believe in you.
PS. Your body looks beautiful :)

If that's Victoria Holy shit

"Dear Jews"

i need ideas, i made my mind

why tho OP?

>this
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fugit

i suck

Am kill

I just wrote a bunch of jokes and said sorry to the people that actually cared about me.

Then i blame myself?

Hanging from the ceiling
My girlfriend is conceiving
Memories contemplating
Nigga why the fuck u complaining

This is what happens when i don't get my chicken tenders

If you have mental defiencies than theres even more reason to do whatever you want, creativity to start doing others things that you are now doing, well, that is a other question perhaps. what can one, one want eh?

if you guys would stop playing, that would be great

Ask them "Would you?"

Honest answer: my only worth while contribution.
This is what i would leave as my own note

>happy now? Have fun with everyone else

"You guys are the worst"

DON'T KILL YOURSELF OP WE LOVE YOU.

However, if you still kill yourself, a great note would be:

I have several high-functioning mental deficiencies. I'm just lucid enough to understand that the way that my disorders cause me to act and the things they cause me to be unable to understand make me unable to be contributing member of society.

My primary desire is to see mankind get the fuck off this rock and start colonizing other celestial objects; if I were to attempt to help with that, I would slow down the work of whosoever I should try to help.

My secondary desire is to not have a net negative effect on mankind. The sooner I'm able to have no active effect on mankind, the sooner I do not need to worry about harming any situation.

I just don't want to be a burden anymore. I'm sorry. For everything.

sounds good, but it seems i push any one i meet from my life, just because how i am

The greatest pain I'll ever feel will only be for a few seconds, but it will last a milenia. It isn't the pain of death. It's the pain of empathy towards you my family and questioning my choices I've already contemplated over and over and over days in advanced.

Go on facebook and post on your wall about why you did it, then go and post all of the secrets you know about and tag them in it.

Regardless of that. You shouldn't kill yourself :v if that prevents you from having friends always find ways to improve yourself

"Whut whut, in the butt." user - 2017

Also, that's not you OP. She's so cute. She'd have no reason to kill herself. A girl like that would just need a change in scenery. Change in environment. New people. New minds. Better things.

Now if you looked like every oldfag here then you'd have every reason to kill yourself

not me?

Don't do it. If you're tired of your life, just come to live in my basement as my sex slave then.... You have such a nice body, would fuck you all day

timestamp

i actually came here for i deas

Depends on how much you hate your family. Want them to suffer? Then blame them for everything, and accuse one of them of molesting you.

shes fat

Where's the timestamp? Could be saved pics from someone else...

"AVENGE ME!"

Oh you hate your family? I can't read for shit. Then don't even kill yourself. That's too easy. They win you lose. I'd run away but leave a note that accuses someone of molesting you. If they report the note to the police they will have evidence to put someone in jail. Delete all social media and just book a bus to some coast. Start a new. Don't worry about anything long term

OK

Write on a piece of paper:
>"My Will and Testament:"
>put a url-shrinked link to "Never Gonna Give You Up"
>they type it in bawling their eyes out, get rick-rolled
>forced to giggle after you've just died

But for real though, I think it'd be a decent way to go. It'd make people around you feel a little more light-hearted about your death knowing you didn't take it so seriously, so they shouldn't get obsessively serious about it either.

THIS.

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Rosebud.

this

By way of my heritage, the way that I was raised, and my various disorders, I act like an asshole and I argue a lot, and I don't know that I'm doing unless someone points it out to me, and it seems like nobody fucking ever does. Because I don't know what I'm watching out for, I don't know how to either avoid it or stop it.
I can't go out and do the other things I want to do without violating my secondmost overriding desire: do not have a net negative effect on humanity.

"BRB"

"I buried the 400K under a rock in the..."

respawning in 3 days

Idiot 100%

Brainless retard

Daddy raped me

What the fuck, you're actually gorgeous.

Not even trying to white knight or make you feel better. I'm just stating the facts of what I see. Like fucking goddamn.

have something for a suicide note

Then what will you be willing to break that habit and be willing improve on yourself? That's if you change your mind about kys

lyrics to in the end by linkin park

"This is my suicide note"

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Make one of those creamy copypastas your suicide note

"hey remember that thing I told you about 5 years ago. it was a lie."
then have them in agony trying to figure it out

You know what you did.

thats good