I just masturbated while I had a toothbrush holder as a sort of dildo. I'm a straight guy...

I just masturbated while I had a toothbrush holder as a sort of dildo. I'm a straight guy, but I love the idea of anal play or even a guy fucking my ass so long as i can't see him. I'm not attracted to guys whatsoever, like when I see them on the street and shit. How gay am I?

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really fucking gay

You might not be gay, but that's totally fucking gay.

absafuckinlutleyfantasticaly gay.

Sexuality is a spectrum, and what brings us to orgasm is a combination of emotional state and tactile sensation.

Rub your dick on a soft piece of leather and you'll cum. Doesn't make you a necrozooiphile--just a normal, dick-having human. You can work yourself into a state of arousal over virtually anything, but tactile sensations including stuff-in-ass are a pretty easy one to get worked up about.

There may be a tiny number of entirely hetero or entirely homosexual people. But the number would be so small that you've probably never met either.

>There may be a tiny number of entirely hetero or entirely homosexual people
I find this to be complete horseshit

Even though I said that's totally fucking gay, what you said is true. That explains fetishes too.

show pic of toothbrush holder

>sexuality is a spectrum

Of course it is. You either like dick or you don't. Real simple stuff.

That's fine.

But it's pretty clearly a fact of our biology.

Studies have been done on eye movement in porn. Know what gets the biggest arousal reaction out of straight men? Seeing another man's engorged dong. The theory goes that it's a sexual-competition effect of our biology. "Straight" men get most-aroused by seeing someone's hard dick 'cuz getting your dick hard as a reaction to it spurs competition for breeding. Which is why we're all around--our ancestors competed for females of the species, and those who lost the competition didn't get to breed.

But even if that's all true: it's still a fact that hard dicks get dicks hard. And if you get hard over it (which you do), you could engage in tactile stimulation with the person getting you hard, and you would orgasm.

one moment

My only friend in college sexually assaulted me the first time I went to his dorm. I had a kind of "What difference does any of this make" attitude after that and continued to hang out with him, never had sex but I'd masturbate in front of him and let him touch my inner thighs and back. The price was free food, alcohol, the occasional show, and having a human being that would talk with me.

Damn dude

Filesize is too big HELP. I could only fit the first 2.5 or so inches.

EDIT before posting* I found something a bit similar on amazon. Think this but with indented stripes up and down the whole thing,

I think I own of those with the indented strips you're talking about but wouldn't that hurt to shove up your ass ?

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I used a bunch of lube. The only part that hurt was when I reached the end of where i could go w/out hurting myself, obviously. It didn't hurt too much, tho.

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just get a girl to peg you

Gay enough for the gas chamber

I can't I'm at most a 5

then get a 4 to peg you

fuck man...

Fuck that nigga you gotta aim high

Literally anyone who takes care of themselves and cleans their fucking face can be a 7-8. Get a hair cut, brush your teeth, and stop acting like you were born a basement dwelling fatass.

Fuck what is wrong with you?

think you might be watching porn wrong bud

yeah do this, screw my advice

I'm a 5'1" manlet who does everything you said

sorry, but what is the point of dildos like these, can you even get that in your ass?

If you're fucking psycho and don't want your uterus/anus

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Ooooooh yeaaaah

Ah. Manlet. Honestly just switch teams. Start conditioning yourself with gay porn and go from there. You'll be attracted to men if you keep at it long enough.

No thanks I like pussy way too much. I'd rather be a sad straight manlet than a happy gay manlet.

all the toys in that pic are oversized and if someone can use them without effort then shit would leak out there ass on a daily basis

so GAY you already have AIDS