Hey Sup Forumsro's

hey Sup Forumsro's,
Give me your best pickup line.
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Fucking kill yourself.

nice liver

Something something Andy suxx shit log

That'll be $3.50 please.

Will you come to church with me next sunday?

That's probably my favourite so far.

"Has the rapidly falling price of eggs increased your omelet consumption?"

Damn, girl! You shit with that ass?

Arrange a date at a bar or 21+ venue

Then after a drink maybe throw in "damn I thought they banned smoking in here"

She'll be in the palm of your hands by the end of the sentence

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

After you rip into my poo gash with your meat coat hanger, go ahead and ram it in with enough force to bruise my tailbone. Then I'm gonna need you to spray some of your warm cottage cheese all over my pink sock

Hey you dropped something...
Yeah you're self esteem, hi I'm user

I have a gun, get in the van.

Mayb u succ my dicc?

Works every time

I smell and look like shit, so i mean if you're into scat...

I strangle small animals and participate in sissy hypno (CEI) threads

autism

I browse Sup Forums wanna fuck?

I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

Wanna see my fidget spinner collection?

>You're self esteem
I think you dropped English classes, right user?

Is your name Dumbledore because you look like a head master.

Fucking
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Boi
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Puseh

Is that a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me!

Hay girl, do you like watersports? Because id love to paddle up your tunacanoe

If your Pin number was the same as your mobile number, what would that number be?

I'm white.

Hi I got this line from Sup Forums because I'm a socially inept retard

I think his mum dropped him on the head

nigger

Ravioli ravioli, give me your numberoli

This one worked like a charm

Female friend showed me her Tinder the other day and said she'd had over 400 matches this week.

To be fair, she's super cute and says she doesn't need Tinder to get laid. But still.

I deleted mine immediately because there is no way I'm competing with that.

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Since user has mild autism, allow me to use the correct pickup line
"Excuse me, I think you dropped something...your standards, hi I'm user"