>hanging out with friends at a party last night
>girlfriend's friend breaks out a 9 inch dildo
>they start sucking it playfully, passing it around.
>her friends each try to deep throat it
>they eventually hand it to my girlfriend
>my girlfriend deep throats the 9 inch dildo instantly
>it wasn't even a struggle for her
>she starts fucking her throat with it
>full strokes. all nine inches
>everyone freaking the fuck out
>even me
>I'm the most shocked of them all
>somebody asks my why I'm so surprised by it
>everyone gets quiet
>friend asks me directly
>"She never deep throated your dick before?"
>Girlfriend gets a mischievous grin on her face
>she says, "it isn't long enough"
>everyone busts out laughing.
>some guys are pointing at me while rolling on the floor in laughter
>I look at my girlfriend like WTF??
>She just raises her eyebrows at me, smirkes and shrugs her shoulders
>"What?? It's true!"
>I hold my head down in shame and then run out of the house
>run down the street and then call an uber
>wake up 10 minutes ago
>check my phone
>girlfriend never called me
>she never came home
Hanging out with friends at a party last night
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know that feel bro. leave her, and have sex with hotter girls while she begs for you back for years.
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Fuck her sister or her bff. And leave that cunt
That's why you want a woman, not a "girl"
samefag
Sounds more like a girlenemy than a girlfriend.
how do you know?
Just walk away. Just walk.
Just a reminder that not every man can be a winner.
Bahaha ops girl is a size queen and a major sloot
Learnt a valuable lesson, albeit the hard way. The attitude you saw your girlfriend display last night is bubbling under the surface in every woman. Be careful out there from now on, OP. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.
this
break up, cash
a girl like this is not a good girl
Just move on. Eventually something like that is going to happen to me and in that moment I will calmly walk away and cut all ties. Depending on who you are this may be hard though.
he fell for the love meme roflmao
just ignore everyone, make as much money as you can and help the japs can find a way to make kids without women
Dump the dumb bitch.
Literally NEVER bring her up in conversation be like who? and if people press you on it tell them why in detail unless its a co worker, boss etc.
At the very least she will go down as a slut.
They generally get whats coming to them friend, I got rejected by a girl who kept hinting saying to me "i would be a great boyfriend".
She then told people I was "stalking" so she could get attention.
Couple of years on she now has a pot belly, crap tattoos and one of the worst proportioned boob jobs I've ever seen.
How do I know?
They guy she shot me down for leaked her nudes.
Karmas a bitch girls.
this is completely made up bullshit
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this is fake
!! IDEA !!
give up, give up, give up
!! IDEA !!
That sucks man.
Not for you though.
OP needs to be a man first.
I hope so.
butthurt detected
Good point
shes starts deep throating a dildo at a random party
thats not the kind of bitch you want to hang around bro. unless your just looking for a hot peice of ass in which case keep on truckin
are you dating a fucking child
how small are you then?
this.
OP and his woman.
She obviously DOESN'T love you. Leave her. You're better off without her.
Unless you enjoy being her punching bag?
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If she loved you she wouldn't embarrass you. Leave her.
So I'll just give a small input here.
I recently found love and wew lad, it's VERY different that other relationships I've been in.
She's also fine with blood play and looks really good so we good.
Find someone you actually love and who loves You, then you'll be fine.
Have you tried dating a guy?
You are her safe submissive toy OP.
My brothers "girlfriend" does this kind of shit to him all the time and he throws away and blames all his friends and chases after her.
She breaks up with him every time he starts getting upset with her. Then she "lets him come back" whenever she gets bored of partying and wants to feel like a "responsible pristine person" again.
You aren't dating her, you're a convenient/safe penis.
Kill her
>haha your dick isn't even 60 inches what a looser XD
Reminder that women aren't supposed to nit pick dick sizes in nature, they get raped and left to reproduce and then die. Kek she'll have fun trying to find someone with a cock bigger than 8 inches since only 12% of the male population has a cock bigger than 7 inches. It's payback time cuck, order a spike dildo online and shove it down her throat infront of her friends and say "lol tits not even big enough, you're useless" while she coughs up blood and phlegm.
This is now a spider man thread
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obviously fake as fuck isnt even an original story.
3% over 7, 8 is close to 1:100000. People can't measure shit right and all sizes on the internet need to be rounded down 25%.
>heh
>thees
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you fucking queer
I'd agree with this. But my gf has broken up with me, IDGAF and went out with mates. 2 days later, we meet up to get my stuff back, she doesn't bring it and says can we go on break for 3 weeks instead. Right sure, doesn't bother me.
> You can go out and pull but I promise I won't
> she financially can't afford to go out anyway, no money and gets paid fortnightly
How do I lose and WTF's up?
>things that never happened on sale ITT
and in case someone even remotely close to that happened, choose better friends because what you described is a bunch of degenrate shits (seriousy who does shit like that).
oh and go find a woman who won't end up as a single mom who barely knows whose child it is. with mindset like that she can't be above 18, go a bit higher you idiot teens aren't for love.
Feels good
>accepting "breaks".
hint: breaks are just a bullshit excuse for her to cheat on you fr a while and not feel guilty or receive blame when you go back. if you need to have breaks in your relationship rather than solving shit/talk it out, then it's better to end it.
This has to be a bait, no one fucking deepthroats a 9inch dildo on a party.
But if it is, break up with her.
There's too many women on this world to waste your time on whores.
So user how small are you?
Find new friends.
But she's essentially sworen to me she won't and I do believe her. And she can't afford to pluse she's working essentially 5pm to 1am every night now. Plus I've went out and pulled anyway... I don't think a break was needed, we just saw each other only 2 days a week for a few hours. Hard to keep it going like that. And she spent most of her pay going out with 'work nes' and never had money to do shit with me. Can't afford a holiday this summer because her dumb ass lost a phone at a concert.
beginning of thread. multiple people in a row showing sympathy for this faggot. to obvious that it was op
Trips of truth
Fuck that fucking cunt that's fucking worthless I wish you all the best user
youtube.com
watch this tldw: do you want this woman to be the mother of your kids?
You want an honest answer? Get the fuck out of this. Not because you're not sexually compatible. Because this girl embarrassed you in front of everyone and didn't care. She has no respect for you dude, absolutely none. And if you respected yourself you would get out.
>Having a microdick
>Dating
Get a pet for company, get a wellpaying job and fuck escorts once in a while
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OP you should have slapped the shit out of her and walked out the moment she touched that dildo. You're an idiot if you think anyone else in that room was 9 inches.
if you can provide for her what makes you think other men can't?
for all you know that might as well be bullshit.
Nice one asshole
You know, it probably happened to someone, somewhere at some point in time.
But yeh, pics or it didn't happen.
Oh no my dick isnt 9 inches
Ur lame and so are your friends
No u fag we are just believing things on the internet now. Get with the times grampspa
Ghost the bitch, op. She doesn't care about you. She cares more about a man's piece than a man. If you stay with her, you're going to have more of these bad moments with her if you let her. So do yourself a favor, and end it with her.
dude jsut suck dock
u gay
"blood play" calm down twilight
5 letters for ya: MGTOW
So whats the story OP, do you have a little munchkin dick or what? Otherwise you should of whipped it out and fucked her face right then and there. Obviously she's had LOTS of practice.
Gf didn't come home, whips out 9" dildoe to party. Why is she carrying around a 9" dildoe? That's the real question.
Hahahah not your girlfriend moron
Just some bitch you met and spent cash on
Retard! Kill Yourself!
Post them.
Hahaha... I've had bitches puke on my cock from trying to deep throat my cock. Others can handle it pretty well. Like your girlfriend can.
Into blood play .. unstable whack job.
(ex)GF puked one time trying to deep throat me after a heavy night's drinking/camping. Fucking hilarious. People in the next tent hearing gagging and going yo OP, you's ok?
Don't be such a beta that's why she did it to assert her domanice over you this is how chucks are born dump her and mentally beat down the next one till shes a submissive most girls are weak willed
She doesn't need money. She flirts, guys buy her drinks, she gets fucked. Deeerrrrr
Take her shit and leave her
Went through a similar situation not too long ago.
It was one of the worst periods of my life. But it made a man out of me. I learned more about women in that short period than most people do in a lifetime.
I know it hurts, but this is an amazing lesson you've been blessed with. The greatest knowledge requires the toughest lessons. You'll come out a winner if you learn about the true nature of all women from this and don't fall for dumb whores like this again.
Also, she'll get hers. What goes around comes around, so don't ever stress about that.
That's not the drinking culture here.
Even still, do I lose? If she admits to doing anything I walk, if she says she didn't I can check if she went out at all with friends (she'll have put it on her sc story) and dump her ass
>hanging out with friends at a party last night
>girlfriend's friend breaks out a 9 inch dildo
>they start sucking it playfully, passing it around.
>her friends each try to deep throat it
You guys really believe this shit ???
I'm more into it then she is, but yeah she does some crazy shit, I love it
Druck whores are drunk whores.
OP ran like the lil faggot he is.
Nah m8 this is fake
man the fuck up
>the user you responded to
Is english your third language? I can't even understand what the you're saying but Ill respond to what I think you're asking:
>how do I lose?
By being a non self respecting, pussy whipped cuck that thinks keeping themselves open to slags is somehow "alpha". It means you think you can't do any better. EVEN IF you take that fifteen year old "lol but it doesn't bother me because Im so cool and chill" attitude.
You are driving yourself to becoming the most panty waist mommas boy deluded into thinking he is some kind of thug life lady killer.
>oh well if she is using me I'll just tell myself I'm using her.
Use your hand. Its the same damn thing at that point
>small
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length.
Yep, born and bred in the UK. In an area with a very strong dialect so my sentence structure is probably quite weird.
Thanks for the truth bomb though. The "can't do any better part" is food for thought. I don't actually think I could, or not that I couldn't but she is a perfect match for me...?
So, what's the true nature of women?