Cheapest countries to visit for Australians?

Cheapest countries to visit for Australians?

And I don't mean the fucking growth of our dollar. I just want to know where to go that my money will get me the most beers, massages and everything else

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Somewhere in Australia

pick any asian country

Cambodia. Can recommend strongly

Who could be fucked leaving tbh. Ive never flown out of this joint and im quite happy

OP here. Have only been to Thailand. Was very cheap, but flights were pricey. Cambodia cheaper in general ya reckon?

Pretty much desponds what coast you're on. For west coast Bali is cheap as fuck. Flights from Perth can be around $200 return, beer costs $2 or pretty close to that. Accommodation depends on what you like.. Decent 1 bedroom pool villa for around $200 a night or a shitty air conditioned room for $40

Syria

Sounds good. I'm from Melb. I wonder if Cambodia would be cheaper overall though?

Look on sky scanner website. You can have it display prices per day for each month. Better to avoid school holidays and peak season where they charge more for flights and accommodation

Yes mate far cheaper. Vietnam is the Thailand of 10 years ago price wise, Cambodia is cheaper than Vietnam, either place is awesome though. I'm pretty much done with Thailand these days it's a rip off. Downside both places require visas with Aus passport.

Laos, but they don't care if you get alcohol poisoning so be smart

That's sick as fuck to know that it's cheaper than Thailand, coz Thailand was very cheap.

How's Bali weigh in with Cambodia and Vietnam?

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More expensive and more annoying Ozzie tourists but it is a nice place to visit, and as the other guy said cheap flights from Oz. Vietnam and Cambodia is far more of a real adventure though, Bali is really setup just for tourists.

Pretty much any 3rd world asian shithole islands to the north west. Why anyone actually goes there is beyond me. I seriously wouldn't fuck any of those diseased creatures nor trust the hygiene of any food and drink they make.

Wtf haha

Bali has cheap as fuck packages eg return flight and weelks accomodation for $700 sometimes. Kuta full of Aussies, Seminyak full of euro trash and snob Aussies. Bali ethanol alcohol kills a few West Aussies each year. Thailand bit pricey, eg beers kinda what ya pay in Oz. Malaysia and Indonesia Muslim, no curtail drinking etc, other than that look for cheap packages. Perth guy here, I holiday on East Coast but. Adelaide was pretty good.

Fuck $399 for 7 nights and flights. That's fucking cheap as.

Body count from 6 people going to Bali a few years back - 5 cases of Bali Belly, one of these also got Dengue, one of these also broke three fingers. Streets smell like sewers cause the sewers are the open drains in the side of the road.

you can get 4 star rooms for 40 a night kek learn to shop

What's the sex tourism like?

Yeah 200 a night? Lol where we staying, crown casino

Dude bali is the only place for cheap shit for aussies, i've gotten 4 star excellent rooms for 40 a night and if you pay any more you're a cuck. Prostitutes for 20 (again don't pay more) and a 600ml bottle of hard local alcohol (arak) for 2 bucks, that's two dollars for a 600ml bottle and 2 bucks a back of ciggies why would you go anywhere else. Also valium for less than $1 a pill you're laughing

I went to Thailand drank everyday and got my cock massaged everyday and it cost me fuck all

walk into a room full of chicks, most of them qt 3.14's, and you pick one and fuck for an hour, 20 bucks mate no laughing matter
straight up i laugh at people who spend more than 50 a night for 4 star
you cunts did bali wrong

What do you use Valium for?

a good time

Doing what...?

get on the piss, go ride around the streets with your boys, waterbomb park, my dude everything is fun on vallies even just hang around the swimming pool at night drinking cocktails on it you'll have a laugh

How about vallies just in general life/work? I have crippling depression and would like to feel better

you gotta change up some shit in your situation man, drugs are very short term medicine. I battle depression and you just gotta do shit that makes you feel good, find out what factors you want to change and set goals to accomplish them. The best dopamine release is when you do something you set out to do and drugs can only mimic that feeling. What are you plans atm?

I take anti depressants. But I think I need to exercise more, it usually makes me feel pretty good.
And I need to get into a routine, I'm all over the shop at the moment

routines are good but breaking routine is also good, you need a balance so go do this
and i'm sure it will kickstart you bc when i'm in a bad place i like to go and relax but also get fucked up and eat so much food that my clothes don't fit. But that's me it might not work for you but i'll be fucked if it doesn't help, add me on kik eatfoodwatchtv if you want to chat when you're feeling down

Yep

I need some weed

where u at

my house

just kidding western suburbs melb

dude should be easy for you just go ask someone kek, or join some facebook groups

ok thanks fella

bali you drongo cunt its like $60 from perth