Hey Sup Forums. Can anyone else do this with their balls...

Hey Sup Forums. Can anyone else do this with their balls? I feel like I may have stumbled onto a hidden talent here or something.

>Pic related

You call those balls?

Holy shit someone inform the president

That is the president

Hey man they are just super stretched out. They had a long way to travel to get up there.

Also, what should I call it? "The egger", "Two in the front", "Twinning". Idk I just came up with these.

I can do it but I haven't trimmed in 8 months so that gets in the way.

It looks uncomfortable.
I don't think it's useful other than bragging about your ball elasticity

kek'd

My balls are super elastic.

I was kind of self conscious about them but my girl said she likes them and I can do cool shit like this or wrap them around my wrist and pretend I'm telling the time.

Just tried. I can get my balls in the same posistion but I can't tuck my dick in between them.

I love you, Sup Forums. Never change.

>wrap them around my wrist and pretend I'm telling the time

Yea, getting the shaft all the way down is key. You need quite a bit of spare ball skin. I bet you could get it with some light stretching.

Only if its extremely warm where I am and I'm not nervous about anything.

everytime I think I saw all Sup Forums can show me, then there is this kind of pic

i can do the same but you can see my dick sit between my balls

I like Twinnings it sounds like some fancy tea-time chocolate

it also makes my balls hurt when i do it

>I can do cool shit like this or wrap them around my wrist and pretend I'm telling the time

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>I can do cool shit like this or wrap them around my wrist and pretend I'm telling the time

I think my cock is just too thick or it's too short when flaccid. I seriously can't get it to work.

I would stretch my ball sack and act like I got him on my pants, showing it to chicks at the bar.

dear faggot,

please kill yourself. nobody here wants to see your balls.

sincerely,
Sup Forums

ps the sooner the better
pps seriously. kill yourself.

>complains to strangers, anonymously
Wish I had that kind of time.

If you guys don't take a picture mimicking OP you are literally faggots. How does mine look

This fucking thread kek

Lost.

Ahhh you went for the around the side method instead of down the middle. I like your creativity.

You can't do through the middle unless you have a ton of sack skin to spare.

>oh would you look at the time
>it's ball o'clock

Half passed a faggots ass a quarter to his balls.

So OP is a retard...

How is everyone's day so far?

Pretty good, the weather is a little warm for my liking but I suppose I can't complain.

I don't think we'll have much rain for a few weeks although considering cloud coverage that is questionable.

How is your day going?

So I may be truly talented here. Any ideas on how to monetize?

Have I told you I love you guys lately? Because I do. Passionate, faggotty love.

Show us another trick, OP!

Penis puppetry is a thing. Make a Youporn account and upload some vids. Might be able to eventually partner and get some ad revenue.

Could you stretch your ballsack into a canvas and project a movie onto it? I would totally pay to watch a movie on some dude's balls. Doesn't even have to be porn. We could have a ball/Disney night or something. Everyone can get popcorn and blankets and watch family movies huddled around OP's balls.

Sack Cinema...

Teste theatre!

That cinema sounds cool as balls

What a boring cunt you are

It certainly doesn't sound balloney at all

If there was a problem with the projection I'd totally go ballistic

>Too thick

My dick be thick af too but I have saggy balls so it's doable

imagine

Nah, i do that shit all the time.

Ha!

Somebody please cap this shit

See, this is why this place if full of furry and political threads.

Assuming you're a USA citizen you could start serious weight training and enter a strongman competition.
>Producers face when you pull a semi truck with your balls.

We could all get together for a scrotal soirée

>Being this autistic

Post a damn pic of the balls wristwat ch

Fucking this

this

Actually yeah, I didn't want to at first, but now all I want to do is see a scrotal wristwatch. Sup Forums, what have you done to me?

You use cheap, bad shampoo, your leg posture screams anal sex and your legs are feminine as fuck. I hate your tattoo and I'm honestly wondering why you're on Sup Forums in the bathtub trying to mimic a strangers ballsack pose. Technology has gone too far. This is why we shouldn't give participation trophies to losers and tell people they can do anything. They can't. Let this be proof.

>your leg posture screams anal sex and your legs are feminine as fuck
are you implying this is a bad thing you faggot_

Man that place would stink. Also that would literally cause OP cancer while barely making enough revenue to keep his dignity.

You seriously have the balls to make a joke that bad?

show us the time

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I am. It's not okay

Would you look at the time?

It's half past right nut.

>has tattoo with context about Honor
>posts this

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JEW CONTAMINATION OF Sup Forums VIA FAGGOT POSTS
KNOW YOUR ENEMY

>thinking you are unique

normie

MORE PICTURES LIKE THIS , so hot