I'm civilized. I don't take a crap in the pool

>I'm civilized. I don't take a crap in the pool.

What did he mean by this?

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He uses a toilet

Is that the ghost?

How watch this shit? Serious question
His videos on yt have like only 10k views

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>How watch this shit? Serious question
>His videos on yt have like only 10k views

I think I watched once to masturbation to that chick...

AJ is based

y'all muthafuckas be the problem

He's entertaining and educational.

He really causes your neurons to catch fire

He is the best right wing comedian tbqh

There's nothing wrong with pissing or shitting in the pool. The chlorine kills the germs so you don't have to be afraid.

But this is wrong, the pool needs to be shocked once a week because of urine and if anyone shits in the pool you have to drain it, clean it, fill it up and then shock it

That's crazy. Poop isn't dangerous.

Thanks for that analysis Mr.Nigh, but you can get conjunctivitis amongst other ailments from swimming in water exposed to feces

youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

What did he mean by this?

I wonder what country this guy is from...

Keep the poo in the loo Rajesh.

Is it possible to dislike based Alex Jones?

Here are some golden clips
twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185

It's very rare. If you are healthy, you have no reason to fear poop.

He sharts in the mart like a real American.

There's no reason to fear the toilet witch either Rajesh because they don't fucking exist

He's either a con man or controlled opposition but it's impossible for me to hate him because he's so unintentionally hilarious. Post more clips.

pajeet please, in the loo!

show starts in 50 minutes get out your bingo boards lads

And somehow this maniac has a large right wing audience.

Makes you think.

He's a comedy genius.

youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ

If pretty much all comedians are democrats how come republicans are currently comedy kino masters?

Best off just checking google images lad.

>those fucking tits

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What chick?

>When I see a bunch of dog turds laid out across the society, I don't go around stomping on them because I don't wanna get them on my feet.
What did he mean by this?

I'm guessing he's talking about lee ann mckadoo

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>his YTPs get ten times the views

Oh god post more of these

>obama you wicked, wicked devillllllllll

dude fema camps lmao

He isn't a citizen of India.

you only ha e to shock it for poop

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>Indian posters

Looking at it rationally he's a con man. Regardless of whether controlled opposition is intended for left or right leaning people it has to give the impression of being ideologically motivated and that's undermined when you start selling cheap products on the side.

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>based
you must be 18+ to post on Sup Forums

POO IN LOO

sup reddit

More like poo in Liu
Amirite GUIZE?

I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO.

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That's quite a lot for someone who posts 20 videos every day

IM A HUMAN
AND IM CUMMIN

youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

I'm so fucking fascinated by all this insane, conspiracy, flat earther right wing stuff. I mean there's so many real conspiracies you could be researching.

Love watching this guy while stoned

Millions of people watch the show, his YouTube is mostly clips of the show so it's really only for people who don't watch it live or have subscriptions.

Funny joke.

Why are women so vulgar?

Flat-earth is actually a "real conspiracy" in the sense that the NSA wanted to research how memes spread on the internet so they introduced the flat-earth stuff onto Godlike productions and shit and then sat back and watched people start really believing it.

Source?

youtu.be/NWzyO2I6U34?t=588

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Can anyone find this clip without the retard commentary?

youtube.com/watch?v=7_0f3n8wUHE

I don't have a credible source for that obviously, but if you go trawl thru all the flat-earth videos on youtube you'll see that literally 99% of them came out after Obama compared 9/11 "truthers" to "members of the Flat Earth Society," which he did in a speech on climate change in like June or July of 2013. Also anecdotally, having been a fan of conspiracy theorists for the past decade, the emergence of this flat-earth stuff really was overnight, out of nowhere. NOBODY was talking about this stuff five or six years ago, and now normies on facebook see memes about the flat earth.

youtube.com/watch?v=usCDxSr3sUA

Thank you.

That's still just another clip taken out of context to make him sound silly

Here you go famalam:

youtube.com/watch?v=doqqzyGFPlM#t=39m31s

>he used to get 50k views on average when he was a pure conspiracy theorist
>he starts pandering to the alt-right and reciting Sup Forums memes like cuck
>loses over half his viewers

ITT: Highly emotional and triggered nu-males from that "OTHER" site who will vote Hilary in the forthcoming US election.

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Alex Jones is a better comedy act than Sam Hyde and Eric Andre combined.

I cant wait for the election to be over so Alex will stop shilling so god damn much

i laughed so hard at this my glasses fogged up

Yeah but he has like 10k videos

>twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185
somebody please just tell me if this guy is a meta comedian or not

the world would be a lot more interesting if any of this was a legitimate concern

>NOBODY was talking about this stuff five or six years ago, and now normies on facebook see memes about the flat earth.
I was a member of their Facebook group in 2010

holy fucking kek

>There are people who claim to find Eric Andre funny
Explain this please, I still don't get it:

youtube.com/watch?v=c377u8-dh30#t=1h9m20s

why would you post a 3 hour video and expect anyone to take you seriously?

Why would you not wait half a second and realise it auto-plays to the part of the video I was talking about?

The only clips I could find of it were edited by Eric Andre to try and make him look like he was being funny.

>FREE WORLD, JACKASS

based Bill Hicks

By that standard even I am civilized.

this was cringe. likewise, all eric andre on the street content is completely cringe until its edited down, at which point it becomes hilarious in the context of the episode

It means he has far lower standards than the vast majority of society, and should be mocked accordingly.

I love watching Alex buttfrustrate the roaches

youtube.com/watch?v=_m-42A37zxM#t=45s

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