need an assadist gf edition
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Ryder Baker
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Jace Rogers
Would prefer a Kurdish GF but she would do nicely
Ayden Fisher
I'm not the most attractive bloke in the world but thank fuck I don't look like this
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Kevin Russell
>popcorn
Don't get it
Gabriel Johnson
Liam Miller
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Bastani dropping scorching hot truth bombs on Lib Dem runts
Bentley Turner
>Would prefer a Kurdish GF
i, too, enjoy monobrows
Brayden Baker
don't use this phrase lightly but I am ROARING with laughter at this
Carson Powell
*gets the entirety of /brit/ in a headlock*
Dominic Torres
R8 the so called quote unquote lunch lads
Connor Jenkins
he doesn't look bad
Brayden Murphy
>end of a /cum/ thread
>all the posters start posting their paypals so they can tip each other
Nolan Stewart
Easton Roberts
what on earth is that gay accent
Chase Rivera
someone mention tranny hour?
Jaxon Russell
I like that guy
Jason Watson
looks delicious
is that lamb?
Matthew Thomas
would have chopped the onions a bit more
Cameron Perez
you're both jewish
Elijah Murphy
giggling at this
Landon Morris
there's uglier people in the world la'
dont be so mean
Caleb White
still banging on about the 'bedroom tax' fucking lmao
Dylan Mitchell
I used to be too afraid to answer my door.
Gone completely the other way now and I'm incredibly rude to people who knock if they're just wasting my time.
Benjamin Powell
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Levi Taylor
Need a tumblr gf
Hudson Martinez
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Jonathan Bell
what the fuck that's my sister
Joshua Parker
>reddit
Fuck off
Justin Phillips
thank you friend and yes it is lamb.
on reflection me too.
Kevin Gonzalez
*knocks on your door*
Parker Flores
>visiting home
>dont have a key
ah yes, i love not leaving the house for a full week because i'd have no way of getting back in
Lucas Carter
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Daniel Morales
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Jayden Stewart
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Joshua Russell
To all the NEETs and
>Tfw no gf
Posters in /brit/, this is what your prospective gf looks like. Get used to it and start looking for people at your level.
William Peterson
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Thomas Wright
Toads?
Leo Rodriguez
slowly crafting an hourlong video of me scaring the gf in various unorthodox ways
hope to sell an abridged highlight video to russell howards good news for £50 to fund my chemotherapy
Lucas Hall
eyes are too close together
Tyler Harris
>not just leaving the door unlocked
lmfao at londoners
Gabriel Martinez
why cant this autist spam a better looking tranny?
Parker Hall
just leave the door open m8, nothing will happen I swear
Austin King
WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND
TRY THIS TRICK AND SPIN IT, YEAH
YOUR HEAD WILL COLLAPSE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
AND YOU'LL ASK YOURSELF
WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE IS MY MIND
Anthony Roberts
this is good advice
i went on POF and just messaged loads of 5 and 6/10 girls and met someone pretty quick, have sex often and it feels great
Jackson Wright
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Kayden Cook
It costs 50p to get a key copied mate
Xavier Wood
funny that DMX stands for Dark Man Unknown innit?
Hunter Hall
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lass has serious confidence issues she's gorgeous
Matthew Carter
>positive canthal tilt
if you wouldnt fuck her you are 100% gay
Jackson Baker
>locking your door
how's that diversity working out for you lol
Parker Hernandez
very good, looks very healthy. what's the seasoning?
Jaxon Scott
She's functionally retarded though.
Jacob Cook
she just needs to learn how to use make up properly and fix her disgusting nails
Carson Sullivan
Is there anything comfier than checking your emails when you're off from work? Imagining all the runts scurrying around, hard at work covering your absence? Knowing you can just observe and not respond?
Sometimes I call the main office number and just breathe down the phone to waste their time.
Insects.
Andrew Richardson
APRIL FOOLS x
Ethan Price
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Luis Scott
5/10 at best
Liam Foster
cost me 5 quid
Ian Parker
Eww!! What is that animal there!??
Jaxson Williams
You got ripped off
Mason Hughes
may is so cute
Blake Harris
yeah she's bonkers
Zachary Gomez
im in a 99% white rural town lads, but it's one of those old doors where it's only got the lock (not a doorhandle). If i left it unlocked itd blow open in the wind and my retard dog might run out onto the road
Jaxson Murphy
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Brayden Harris
Ah yes, Bastani pushing the "brexit doesn't actually matter guys" bullshit.
Gabriel Young
bum
Thomas Rivera
you've never heard of fishing for compliments?
Nathaniel Walker
Yeah if you wouldn't fuck this beauty you're a bent cunt
Justin James
Does look a bit like a witch desu. She would make a qt goth though.
Adam Garcia
How do I prey on girls with low confidence? I assume they'd shy away from compliments and a direct hands on (literally) approach.
Jose Hall
>Poortherners can't even afford door handles
you could NOT make this up
Jaxson Davis
i look like a runt so I called in before to ask the price so they didn't mug me on sight of me, they said the same price
Tyler Bailey
>girls are aware of their hairlines
I thought only lads noticed
Wyatt Stewart
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Kevin Allen
*uploads pic to amiugly*
*gets told i am ugly*
knew it
Christopher Perry
think these lasses from the reddit thing are a bit old for that creepy 190cm nonce
Angel Williams
ummm im in the south sweaty :) x
Dominic Barnes
>that view from the side
Grayson Rogers
wait for student loan and work over summer
Ethan Price
nah I reckon her teeth/smile makes her think the rest of her is ugly because she's genuinely insecure about them
James Long
thought she looked absolutely fine until she mentioned the mole on her eyelid now i cant stop looking at it lol binned
Cameron Turner
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Jordan Clark
HOW DO 16 YEAR OLDS HAVE FACIAL HAIR AND I DONT AT 25
Ayden Morris
your opinions mean very little to me
Gavin Reyes
>povvo provincials
you're just a cryptopoortherner
Isaac Rivera
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>this girl thinks she's ugly
what the FUCK lads
Aaron Hernandez
Very tempted to create a reddit account to post on some of these amiugly questions with inane posts. However I don't understand how reddit works
Adam Davis
low T
Jaxon Nguyen
They wouldn't as long as you dont appear desperate
Noah Stewart
*blocks the way*
FIGHT ME
Angel Turner
>tfw unironically bigger shnoz than her
JUST
Brody Price
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Lincoln Cooper
whats that? sorry lad hearing aid doesnt pick up past a certain frequency
Elijah Allen
Are you about 15 years old you fucking retard
Stop posting these
James Wright
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Jackson Morgan
not everyone gets facial hair
ignore retards like
Matthew Wood
ah yes enjoy the bustling and vibrant metropolis of london mate, just keep your wits about you when you're crossing a bridge or on the bus or on the tube or in a shop x
Ayden Bell
>I don't understand how reddit works
you are dumber than redditors lmao
Juan Sanders
i don't use the 'ddit but you'd have to be a mong to be unable to figure it out