well well well, look what we have here Sup Forums, a little motherfucker with a broken leg just landed in front of my window. trips will choose what i do with it. quads choose a super-edgy thing to do with it.
Well well well, look what we have here Sup Forums...
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for now he's watching some bird porn, he will wait patiently... (yes, it's 2017 and i'm assuming a gender of a bird now fuck off)
No. Dubs decide. I go first: cum on it
op here, ok fag, dubs decides, trips decide an edgy thing and quads a super-edgy dishuman trascendental thing.
Burn it
FUCK Sup Forums TELL ME SOMETHING OR THIS LITTLE PIECE OR SHIT WILL SPREAD EBOLA ON MY ROOM FOR FUCK SAKE. thanks for understanding.
cum on it pls
>set it free
Put it back outside
>fire
stop being a monster and let it go.
you fucking eggroll
microwave it alive
take it to the animal shelter
Release it back to the wild
i got this Sup Forumstards and im waiting
WINRAR
oh btw Sup Forums now the bird is watching nature; in this pic you can see a pool and the place he's staying, there's water and crackers. for now. remember, dubs decides what bird do, trips an edgy thing, quads a subhuman edgy thing. thx keep me and my litle friendo entertained
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reroll
there were rules on this thread motherfucker
Tongue-kiss it. Then take it to the nearest church and try to convince the priest to marry you two lovers. Also, we need photgraphic evidence.
build him a tinfoil hat
Take it to an animal hospital
pour hot oil on the bastard
this
roll
Cuddle it.
take it to the vet
rolling
Keep it safe
good dubs, reroll if you want trips.
good dubs you too, reroll if you want trips.
fuck this is a bad situation indeed, but i have to deliver, im not a faggot.
Stamp it to death and upload it for us to watch.
fuck a nigger
Take it to a vet. say you found it. they won't charge you.
Raise it with love and care till it's healed up and strong enough to live life.
Just let it free in to the wild you virgin
roll
Stick your penis inside of the cunt.
Trips has spoken
Let it be free take it to the vet
Cut it open and put it on youtube.
DUDE
S T O P
Nurse it back to health with love and warmth. Establish a connection with it. Become friends. Great it the way any boid wants to be treated. Make it love life. Make it happy. Let it fly free once it's healed. Then stomp it into the floor with steel toe boots and rub it into the floor with each forceful stomp until you feel adrenaline and alphaness take over your body temporarily. Then post results. Whenever that may be.
Also bird's name is Bootz
Take care of him until he can fly...
Winrar!!!!!
Torture THE LITTLE COCKSUCKER!!
finger in it's ass
...
name it gay
Higher dubs than the previous. Overrides this
winrar?
by that I mean make it taste your cum
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
You fag someone got trips before you and it was to take it to the vet go dig your grave
Put a metal pole through him.
cum on it
k
Dubs OP..... now deliver faggot
this
take to vet fag, break a niggers leg instead
pluck its feathers and shit on it
Do this now faggot!!
fuck off summerfag, learn what trips and dubs are, lurk 1 year before posting
Eat it with a bowl of icecream
aw shit nigga
roadrunner
Let's pretend we didn't see this
OP is a pussy and soft as hell, he wont deliver on that.
Put it under your keyboard and put as much pressure as your neet body allows you to produce, then take a photo and post here
He got dubs!!!! Do this op!!!!!
that fucker has a better idea than torturing it stfu
Finger it with your pinky. Pic proof is only valid if pinky is inside birdo
with what?
that's what im doing. for now.
user you bastard if you quad'd this shit i would have destroyed you metaphisichally
also, im high as fuck and i will go to dinner shortly, if thread closes i'll put up another one
I wanna c dis happen.
lick it, video prof
Suck it's beak
Microwave it on high for 5 minutes.
Winrar
Rip one wing off and microwave it on tin foil
give it to al gore
Torture it by stomping on it until he dies.
Put your penis on its head.
Stick your dick in it
fk ur dinner nigga
Snap it's stupid proportion leg the other way
Insert penis
Take the little fucker to dinner with you, then. And feed it worms there.
Do this.
BUT MAKE SURE IT SUFFERS by opening it up slowly.
this
Keep him safe until able to fend for itself
>with what
KEYBOARD
deliver
Drown it in lime juice
Please do this op thx.
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Deliver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
look up the number for a local wildlife rehabilitator and bring him in there.
just give it to the vet
put it back outside