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Edition of Soviet Science.

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Bazinga

Good lord the heck is this edition

nth for our uncle

>33 seconds
not bad, but there's still some room for improvement.

science ceases being science once it's shackled by pride parade weapons of tar budgets compartmentalization.

It even has the Baltic SSR flags in the picture
Is very good edition

another gay thread

that autist has been forcing his soviet gimmick for months already

how about your star for the stonewall? Is it ready freddy? Or do you prefer to stuff yourself into duffel bag like shit martini stirrers? baltic states is overrun by CIA lemon party gestapo.

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link me to a single fucking soviet related post in the past 5 /balt/ threads
i dare you you dumb cunt

literally fuck off

anti communism edition.

Commie pigs should leave
youtube.com/watch?v=Kxb02Pm4vcc

I shall be the king of this thread.

No that would be me

This was easy.

what are you talking about I'm still here

Me on the right

stay mad

I want to get a pizza but I already ate two times today.

why are Sup Forumstards always so mad?

wow
i thought you were thin
stop eating pizza

You afraid that you gonna become fat?

>gilgamesh
hate that cheeky cunt

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Which one you gonna get? Can Can?
I'm thinking about going to McD myself, but later in the night, maybe at around 23 before it closes down.

>McD
>before it closes down
???

?
I am not fat.
If I order a large pizza I eat it half of it one day without eating anything else, and eat the rest half for the whole day another day.
I just couldn't eat it.
I won't get it fat ass

Will travel to Estonia on 9th may

Feels good man

Any estonian to celebrate Victory day in Tallinn?

oh, okay
cool
and good

imo if your bmi is above 20 you're fat

you are thin

You won't believe it but it closes down at 24. Even though Google says otherwise. I drove there yesterday night at 1am and it was just closed.

>I won't get it fat ass
My ass ain't fat only my benis is :DDD
Give in to the temptation user, you need 3 meals a day. 2 is not enough

>If I order a large pizza I eat it half of it one day without eating anything else, and eat the rest half for the whole day another day.
Are you a cute girl?

all estonians are in the other thread
but you can come to vilnius and we can celebrate victory day together

oh

^_^

You're just fat probably american too.

>Give in to the temptation user, you need 3 meals a day. 2 is not enough
Nice meme, you need only two, when we used to live in the forests people didn't have much to eat so I doubt they ate a lot so your organism is not used to a lot of food you shouldn't have any more than that because that would be unhealthy, the third meal is water
Fuck off retard I'm a guy.

heh
twink

>Fuck off retard I'm a guy.
What's with /balt/ and skellingtons? Last night there was a New Zealander in here who said he weighs 42 kilograms...

>twink
I'm not its called being healthy, I know that people aka /balt/ who usually hangout in fastfood restaurants don't consider anyone below 25 bmi to be human
>20
>skeletor
You're clrealy just fat.

>Nice meme, you need only two, when we used to live in the forests people didn't have much to eat so I doubt they ate a lot so your organism is not used to a lot of food you shouldn't have any more than that because that would be unhealthy, the third meal is water
They were also much shorter because of a lack of protein in their diet, and they couldn't build up as much muscle mass. A naturalistic fallacy remains a fallacy.
I read somewhere that 3 meals a day with snacks inbetween them is perfect for a working person, but maybe it was just big-food propaganda.

forgot something
the text even fits hehehe

How much do you weight?

Hmmm just did the test and looks like my BMI is 28
But that's just alpha male muscle mass and huge testicles 2bh

fatso

can't argue with trips.

>posts anime
>is fat
haha

yes you surely can't muahahaha

S-sorry

Please, I regularly go to the gym
Besides I already posted a pic of myself here once and at least 2 people can confirm that I'm NOT fat
Maybe a little bit chubby

trips said otherwise and you know that numbers don't lie

Only going to the gym doesn't help with weight loss if you eat like shit. I only started losing weight after I fixed my eating.
Also, post pic.

Why the fuck is there always some retard who splits up the threads?
Staying in the Lithuanian made one btw

Just eat foods that have a lot of protein and are filling.

73kg
You're fat.

hmm so you must be pretty tall, over 190cm

and you weight about 100kg if your BMI is 28

Okay okay..

imgur.com/a/fcWuC

I'm NOT fat

>commie thread full of liths
>anti commie thread full of ests
im only here because lithuanians arent fino ugrics

idk lad, i used some obstruse bmi calculator from the internet. weight is around 90 kg, height is around 185

ahyes lads i think im ready to kill myself

i'm here because i rather speak to lithuanians than look estonian chinkspeak

Do those take muscle mass into account?
Stronk dudes are heavy you know.

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that's a good credo to live by

haha benis

nope, could only put in my age, gender, height and weight
guess yuo would need to go to a doctor to get a "real" bmi measurement, right?

it was a tough decision, because i hate lithuanians

I guess so. I'm going to doctor tomorrow so I'll ask if they can measure mine.

i've been farting uncontrollably for the past hour or so
and these farts smell really weird

do keep us updated.

your BMI is 26.30

that's a bad credo to live by.

probably swallowed too much cum again, huh mikata?

>going to a doctor to calc your bmi
autism

if you say so lad
thanks

i am not kristers, i am the other latvian

>"the other latvian"
no such thing

No problem lad

there are two latvians posting here, me and kristers

Got an important question
Is Saber really a virgin?

i just went through this thread and notice that all of the posts with latvian flags, except two of them, are made by me

I'm going to have my health checked, you dumb animeposter.

She had a son.

She is.

Not a son, a daughter, my mistake.

Hello 2nd worlders.

Thinking about learning Russian, in what regard is the language held in your country and surrounding area? Is there any Russian imageboard that is worth shitposting on?

>Alexander manifests his ultimate ability in front of the assasins
Not smart.

Whom do I believe?

2ch.hk

Believe me, I am trustworthy.

I'm the fate pro in this general

Trust nobody

do you have a foot fetish lad?

Not even your own shadow.

can i trust myself?

I am my own shadow.

Not really, I just collect nice anime girls.

no.

no.

it is time

Sometimes, but not always because sometimes you might act different because of several reasons.

I wouldn't trust myself if I were you.
Shadows are sneaky they can change sizes, forms and even shade.