This is LITERALLY the average American. For shame.
This is LITERALLY the average American. For shame
Jaxon Sullivan
Eli Williams
How will America ever recover?
Logan Fisher
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John Young
I wouldn't wipe my ass on the Daily mail.
dailymail.co.uk
Hudson Gomez
>Using your legs to walk around like a plan
No need to be jelly bruce
Isaac Harris
Like a plan? You mean a plan to to be an immense fat ass?
Camden Moore
I assume pleb was autocorrected
Nolan Torres
More like his fat fingers hit the wrong keys.
Isaac Nelson
HOW CAN BURGER EVER RECOVER
Henry Ward
lmao
Brody Scott
>Americans' fingers are too fat for their keyboard
Tyler Rogers
>his country is so primitive and 3rd world he still has a use for his legs
Literally cannot attempt to fabricate such outrageous claims
Julian Lopez
Omg xD, nice one Australia!
*frantically upvotes you post*
Landon Walker
xD im gonna include u in the reddit post
Legoodguyobamaface.bmp
James Russell
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Logan Wright
>Being THIS mad
Cooper Collins
That's a woman? Thought it was a guy
Lincoln Brown
Jayden Bell
how does that even happen though? how they balloon up like that? doesn't it take an insane amount of food to turn into a barely human pachyderm?
Luke Adams
OP's image is from youtube.com
Levi Phillips
Oh look the rest of the world is still extremely jealous of the greatest country
IN EVERY WAY
Thomas Moore
I know that's ethan, I'm asking about the general landwhale phenomenon
Ian Gonzalez
eating excessive food for years will make your skin expand as a result and give you the whale look. plus, americans cant work out for shit so they just remain that way forever.
Jackson Foster
i think that's a normal guy with like 50 shirts on
Aaron Reed
Jesus, this is too funny.
Nathaniel Reyes
Americans are fat, stupid and ruled by Jews.
Ayden Collins
Australia is fat too.
Anglos stop eating high calorie food.
Carson Robinson
If it wasn't for the anglos, Canada would be lower on that chart.
Matthew Green
>This is what a normal guy in America looks like
Cameron Walker
Ethan looks really soft in general, like his body forgot to go through puberty
Brayden Thomas
Give this man a VB.
Owen Ward
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Dominic Sanders
why are brits leafs and kangaroo fuckers so obsessed with us? jealousy of the fellow anglos being less relevant that they want to be?
Dominic Smith
fat
greek
asses
Camden Russell
% of these ill people are the same in every cunt, just like gay people. except they are bed ridden and dying in your shitholes so you never see them.
Jack Cruz
31 would be my ideal BMI desu
Matthew Bailey
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Leo Parker
Oh yes baby
Xavier Garcia
I honestly wouldn't mind a mobility scooter. Walking is for scrubs.