ITT we are in an airplane
ITT we are in an airplane
Logan Stewart
James Butler
this is your captain speaking
brace for impact
Gabriel Diaz
>Gets beat up and kicked off
Liam Reyes
I lick the bald head of the guy in front of me who is inclined deeply so I can't see the TV well
Samuel Wood
what's your vector, victor
Henry Morales
wheres the flight attendant, i want my damn peanuts
Mason Brooks
vector vacillating violently, vince
Dominic Nelson
That's what you get for being a sand nigger. Better safe than sorry
Connor James
There are no peanuts. I declared a serious allergy when boarding so they have been banned for customer distribution.
I do this every flight.
I don't have a peanut allergy.
Nolan Ross
this would annoy me if I loved peanuts but I'm basically a meh on peanuts
Easton Harris
...
Sebastian Collins
You soulless bastards. Get me off this plane! GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING PLANE!
Jonathan Jenkins
gonna rape that attendant in that damn small toilet
Connor Martinez
don't worry folks, I'm an undercover air marshall *tazes this guy, who's wearing a baseball cap with the word "peanuts" on it and a t-shirt of the logo for a peanut company on it*
Benjamin Reed
"I speak Jive"
Angel Bell
We don't have any peanuts. Is there anything else I can do for you???
Landon Thomas
I'm crashing this plane...
with NO SURVIVORS
Jace Wilson
yes i'll have the pretzels please
Jordan Gutierrez
Sorry dude I'm already balls deep init
Camden Adams
whats the deal with airlinefood??
Connor Cook
...
David Bell
maybe I'm just high but something about this picture makes me deeply uncomfortable
Oliver Smith
"I mean, really??!!"