This man walks up to your GF and slaps her ass. What do?

This man walks up to your GF and slaps her ass. What do?

Feed him a salad

Give up

he's got about as much biceps as neck
laffle

suck his cock.

Bite his hand.

He doesn't like that.

Make him dinner

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Is that Sam Hyde?

No. This is big country. And he's much worse.

Seriously though when the fuck is this?

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We're unsure of the exact date. We only know when he's going to strike next.

She'll have glassed him so go to the bar

I heard ever since he left the military he has been working as a soldier of fortune, winning wars for the highest bidder

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no its ham syde

this thread is your daily reminder that cardio is key. you can lift weights til the cows come home, but if you don't do intense cardio girls will think you're disgustingly fat. they don't give a shit about what your lifting stats are.

Do a 360 and walk away.

Give her to him

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