This game has made me hate France, the people of France, and everything they stand for...

This game has made me hate France, the people of France, and everything they stand for. I JUST WANT TO COLONIZE FUCK OFF.

You fucks had better annex me in full, because I refuse to even speak to you cheese niggers ever again.

play portugal faggot

This is like, three hours of my time down the drain god dammit

If you play as a super power you deserve to be fucked.

Blow me

>I JUST WANT TO COLONIZE FUCK OFF.

Can't do that if you're militarily vulnerable, mate.

what shit game is this

>cheeseniggers

i mean just niggers would have sufficed

Europa Universals 4

Noted.

Boys out here doin' God's work.

>Rule Britannia,
>Britannia rules the waves....
>Ros Beef BTFO by Baguette
Tippy Toppest KEK

bumping for potential. I want to see where this is going. How the fuck could you lose when starting as England?

I'd play EU if it had actual graphics. Stellaris is the game worth playing from Paradox, tbqh.

My problem is constantly going in for an Army I think I can beat, and then getting jumped by all the armys I cant see.

You lure them into an engagement they can't win. Not the other way around. Play more defensively, particularly early in a war.
Oh, and keep a large army, and defund it during peace.

bump

Basically what said. Also find some strong allies (preferably your rival's rivals) and have some patience. Paracucks games are really easy once you learn their mechanics and tricks.

Fighting Off France is so god damn easy dont let them even get on your island

I will try harder to do that next time.

I agree, problem is I didn't have an Army on the Island.

>memeu4
>not vicky 2
you deserve this and so much more

Is preferring Multiplayer with friends cheating?

I enjoy Victoria

Best fucking game
>once wanted to see what world would be like without Sharia.
>it was awesome as i was able to conquer all of visible africa.
>ported to Europa 4
>conquered all of north america
>one unified faith crushed catholicism flat
>ended Europa about to war with Russia

Do you guys really enjoy looking at a map for hours?

I'm a huge strategy fan, but I actually want to see the fighting going on.

>tfw no paradox game with Total war battles

I'm just gonna say it: Victoria is a worse game than EU4. Sure it's more difficult, but it's also so restrictive in what you can do, and palying anything but liberalism in late game means micromanaging on a truly tedious scale.

I think my problem is just not being very good at videogames.

>implying micromanaging isn't what makes these games fun

Its a single player game dude, the objective is having fun with it.

Isn't that the objective of all games?

Have you ever played a long total war game, and just felt all the little battles were becoming boring?
That's when you turn to paradox.

Yes, but you need to git gut to fully enjoy multiplayer ones.

nib what game is this

I turned to Stellaris and got the best of both worlds. Just bought the Utopia DLC.

TBQH

Is it worth it? I like strategy, but the whole space thing makes it less appealing for me.

It's a nice 4X game. The space thing actually made it more appealing for me.

In my Steam review I called it a mix between Master of Orion (planet management and empire building wise) and Sins of a Solar Empire (combat wise), which is pretty accurate, imho.

guess I should give it a shot. Thanks user.

True, just running a comfy CK2 game as Venice. Start in Charlemagne and wait for a century and a half so your cash flow can sustain six mercenary armies without going red and then start warring

I'd strongly advise to play it with the content DLC, even though it's pretty expensive. Maybe wait until it's on sale and get it then.

You don't need that extra species DLC, though. That basically just adds reskinned spaceships.
Maybe get it if you really insist on playing as spacefaring plant people but idk..

>tfw getting Utopia for free because I bought some cosmetics for ck2

>get CK2 from a bundle
>sit down to play
>play tutorial for 4 hours
>still can't understand how to play the game

help Sup Forums how do i not suck

Is it possible to not suck at CK2?

start playing as a single country nation. You'll get fucked over pretty quickly, but you'll learn the basic mechanics. Then move up to duchy, then kingdom then empire.

*county

What do you not understand?

lol fucking noob l2p

you're supposed to PU france in the first 10 years if you cant do this on ironman then you have failed at life

Do not do this to your armies you lose army tradition this is shitty advice

Iron man is for faggots

the fact that you say this tells me that you can't play a single campaign without using the console

all you guys are fucking peasants l2p

Neat

it's pretty self explainatory i think. marry off for allies, careful with matrilinear marriage, always have money for mercs

maps really do give me boners

Shut up faggot. Go to sleep.

Yeah but when I spend hours building a fuck huge army I want to see lasers go pew pew and missiles and explosions and all that shit when I use it.

>t.winwars/yesmen

>just a little longer... someone will eventually see it

The horse?

The Norse's horse?

i dont play CK2 but is a horse your kings concubine?

He's fucking a horse kek. Didn't see that at all

If you're being invaded as England you're dreadful.

seriously like what did he do to his navy? disband the whole fleet?

Never said I was good

I lost most of my fleet prior to the invasion

you'll learn eventually just keep playing bro

yup

Thanks

Good thread, but I'm going outside into the thunderstorm with a bottle of rum.
Sounds extremely retarded and dangerous, but I like being outside and getting really drunk during stormy nights.
I've been doing it since my long term gf left me 11 years ago.
Wish me luck.

/blog

try to catch lighting with ur mouth

Godspeed.

try to touch the thunder

sounds like a plan

You are not a wise man user, but I hope to hear of your future exploits as well.

You joking? Man's a genius.

This was an absolute gem of a thread. farewell OP