dubs decides what i say to this T H I C C girl
Dubs decides what i say to this T H I C C girl
Hey, I'm a virgin !
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I would like to put my thingy in your thingy
let me squeeze that american flag
I have a micro penis, but if you stroke it a genie comes out and it grants 3 wishes
What's cookin', good lookin'?
u wan some fkk bby?
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kek too hard sexual advances never get replies. at least make it something that wont scare her away instantly
I'm autistic. Please be patient.
also this dubs doesnt count since im the op kek
Fucking waste
I'd rupture your battyhole
Lets cut to the chase, we both want to fuck right....so lets meet up
You do anal? Just asking in advance before I spend money on you
Roses are red So are your lips You should sit on my face And wiggle your hips
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after I'm done with you greenpeace will be looking for a sperm whale
Hey! How are you? I think youre really beautiful, and I was wondering what you liked doing? I would love to take you out and get to know you? What are your interests?
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"Hi! Want to talk? (I wanted to say something clever but was afraid I'd blow it.)"
Fucking waste.
winrar
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Good on ya mate
don't mention me if u've got no dubs faggot.
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nice dubs
Just kidding!
Hey, do you have a feminine penis?
Top kek brothers
Top kek
Jfc OP save some dubs for us
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>I want you to take my virginity
No response I see... Well ill just be leaving then you fatty whale *tips fedora*
Kidding.
When's your mother free?
Fuck you OP
Just kidding of course.
I never plan on spending money on you.
I'll buy you a new car if you let me squirt a super soaker in your asshole
You like cocaine and tequila?
You wanna get fucked up on downers and let me eat your ass?
If you don't show me your tits right now I'll post your details the mysterious hacker known as Sup Forums.
Hey I'm playing D&D right now
Want me to roll up a character for you?
Trump 2020!
Would like to get really fuckin drunk and get well paid for some nude modeling?
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Its all up to you, bills or coins. Trust me though the coins hurtless coming out.
J/k
Hey, do you like puzzles?
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Reroll, but with proper grammar
I'm with a nude modeling agency and would very much like to meet for coffee and talk about some very lucrative career opportunities if you have the time to spare.
Btw im gay but trying not to be so please help or I'll gonto hell
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You wana be the next stain on my sheets?
rolling for: thick women make my cock throb even if there is a small child present. is that weird?
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My guess is the girl responded "yea totally" and OP abandoned the thread to go get some ass
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rollling for : your pics gave me a noticeable erection in front of the kindergarden class i teach. some of them pointed at it
rolling for: holy shit your arm fat got me hard in front of my 6 year old niece
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Dude, you got a problem
nah i'd never abandon you guys. im just waiting for a response. you guys can roll for this chick too while we wait on the other one
You look arab. I bet that pussy is bomb.
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So, your ass or mine? ;)
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no the goal is to make him look like the one with the problem
rolling for: do you have a daughter we can fuck together?
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kek fuck you summerfag dubz has to be last 2 numbers. moron
you need to add politics to that list.
This is team 10 bitch who the hania flippin youuuu
You know what I hate? The phrase 'netflix and chill'. I never chill when watching netflix with a pretty lady, I'm too busy cuddling and making food and making her happy. And beyond that, how ridiculous is it that guys just assume that, because he pays monthly to watch TV that he's entitled to sex. Some men are just dogs,and they make me ill.
With that in mind, how about a slow, kind dinner out followed by a quicky in the alley and a drink after? Like Grandpa would have wanted.
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Could I have some skin shavings?
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ask her if you can shave her hair so she looks liek skrillex
tell her you like her long hair and that you want to her to meticulously shove it up your asshole and then slowly pull it out because you like the feeling
u a paki?
BURIDO
ask her which street is her designated shitting street
why aren't you wearing a burka?
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whats good slumdog millionaire?
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Listen babes ive got 2 weeks left on my isisishowwedoit.com subsription, want to come over to mine so we can watch some bomb tutorials together and maybe make some sparks fly if know what i mean
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i have some things i need dry cleaned. what is your shops prices?
fucking kek
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