Hey Sup Forums , I'm on this dumb cruise with a bunch of family and I don't know what I should be doing...

hey Sup Forums , I'm on this dumb cruise with a bunch of family and I don't know what I should be doing. Dubs decides what I do. Pic related, its the ship im on.

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According to the ships webcams there's a cpl niggers in tank tops in the sports zone.

Go ask to play basket balls with them while wearing a swimsuit and wave to the webcam.

Jack off in your bathroom
Post cum

i actually already played some hoop for about an hour. what is the url for the webcam?

Get a long coat or bath robe and just sit at the "H2O Zone kids' water park" until somebody says something to you then run away.

royalcaribbean.com/multimedia/webcam/ship.do?shipCode=AL

Rolling for this

>royalcaribbean.com/multimedia/webcam/ship.do?shipCode=AL

fuck that is a shitty webcam.

explore that shit. go where you're not supposed to and report back with pics.

Yeah, can only make out nigs in the basketball court, and white people in the "Royal Promenade"

wasted dubs

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Dubs and you jump overboard

Go hang out with those trees.

Ask a crew member where you can get a blowjob onboard.

jump overboard.

the only reason people go on cruises is to die of old age or to fuck. go get your dick wet OP. report back tomorrow morning with photos.

What the hell, why does the camera have to be covered in shit?

Find a way into the bridge, and get on the ship-wide intercom to shout "any willing woman please report to the bridge to have cereal and milk shoved up your asshole so the captain and I can enjoy a delicious and nutritious breakfast"

Release one of the life boats

Throw an elderly couple overboard

Get as low in the ship as possible and hide so that they have to do a search of the ship, and when they start getting close, remove all your clothes and piss on them as they try to catch you screaming "you don't have enough badges to train me"

Go gamble, I always meet interesting and or super drunk folks when I go play blackjack on cruises. Find a table with a $5 or $10 minimum and make some friends. Look for good looking women to sit next to. It's so easy to flirt with women at the table and you don't seem like a creep if you go sit next to them because you're just gonna go play blackjack.

Steal the captain's hat

clog as many toilets as possible in as many locations as possible using the entire roll of toilet paper at each location

Well don't fuck any of the cre that's for sure.. my cousin worked on one of the cruise lines and when she got her physical the doctor told her that depending on the boat 50-75% had some form of STD.. otherwise just drink and swim I guess

Hijack the ship and drive into a tall building.

you wasted dubs to tell me something not to do..well done

Find an emergency kit and start firing flares at the bridge

that's because the crew spends every waking hour fucking each other.

Take a shit in one of the pools

Break into a first class room and jizz all over their clothes

>royalcaribbean.com/multimedia/webcam/ship.do?shipCode=AL
This! Go to the casino and you will have a good time, believe me and the other user.

Convince a kid to play hide and seek with you in in the lowest deck of the ship and leave him down there alone when he is hiding

Got to the command post, ask the captain to explain you stuff, he if gets mad feign autism.

Take a pic with the crew and with capt's hat, post here.

Becareful because they can monitor interent traffic...

But clearly you should take some pics of naked women

and we have a winrar. OP, is there a women's locker room by any of the pools?

I also told you to swim and get drunk dumbass . Fuck you can't even read no wonder you hate the fucking cruise
Won't disagree with that. My cousin only lasted three outings it was so bad

14/88!

Be really nice to one the cutest female servants there. Usual they feel like they want fuck when you just clean up your own mess and compliment. But don't be too crazy like "your so beautiful and sexy" be suttle and make them laugh. An make sure she's foreign like a Filipino or Mexican

Jump and kys fucking brat. "Boo boo, I'm on this dumb cruise." Faggot.

Does it have a karaoke bar?

Jerk off on your sister and pics for proof

spread feces over the buffet

Find seemingly disgruntled crew members, try to get them really riled up and vaguely organized then lead a mutiny. Put the officers on a tender with just enough fuel to reach land so they don't try to follow or retake the ship. Then just stay away from anyplace with extradition to the US since it's an American owned cruise line. Raid small ports and vessels for consumables and valuables to survive and fund your eventual retirement to someplace with nubile topless natives.