I know i'm your favorite

I know i'm your favorite

N-no you're not...

Maybe 6 years ago

Too old now

>tfw you're not her favorite

It's true. She's aging more noticeably everyday.

Literally who?

You're in the top 10 for sure MEW

>31 years old

You are, my goddess

Great another shitty waifu thread of an irrelevant who can't act

no

Alien reboot starring MEW WHEN

You mean "Alien: Isolation adaptation with MEW as Ellen Ripley's daughter WHEN."

Actress threads are to be deleted.

but y?

She's OK, I guess. Not bad, not great.

meeeeeeeeew, mew mew mew
mew!
mew mew!

I just want to kiss her soles and eat her asshole

Is that too much to ask for ?

I was about to post almost exactly this, complete with that picture
Wtf

Someone post that webm of her and Michael Moore. I need to fap to those goddess feets again.

Fucking Dr. Manhattan. Made ma laugh user

updoots for everyone xD

I'd like to murder her husband with a hatchet and claim her for my own

but I post this in every mew thread

>I need to fap to those goddess feets again.

toodeedoo

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>you'll never rub her tumtums

Uhhh...no

i'm all for the latter

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>not looking forward to mommy MEW

wtf is this?

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>her face when you invade her home and she notices a noise

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i wish she played tennis

with my pennis

Ok, now this pic is just hitting ALL the right buttons with me..

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I'd unfuck my shit to have MEW as my gf.

I love this woman so much, especially her beautiful smelly feet. I sometimes whish I was chained to her basement with my only water supply being the sweat from her delicious toes and her feet bacteria being my only source of food. Getting kicked on the balls by her feet would be a blessing, being stomped to death by those marvelous soles would be the perfect way to die.
If you asked me wether I want a happy relationship with a beautiful woman and a great career or being abused for the rest of my life by mew's feet, I would pick mew in a heartbeat.

>tfw MEW will never interrogate you asking where you hid the tendies, and suffocate you with her asshole for hours on end

life is suffering. all i want is for her to smother me with her ass.

>YWN be michael moore
why live?

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I do like you

THE GREAT DEBATE

Don't forget MEW is absorbing your sexual frustration

Make sure to do daily semen sacrifices to keep her young and her butt phat

Post your best mew

Have you seen her boyfriend? You don't need to unfuck it that much

S-sersha......

t. MEW

Get away from her REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm not sure i can choose

I guess you're right. It'd mostly amount to getting a decent job and going from skinnyfat to fit.

got more webms of her dressed like that?

watch Death Proof

I gotchu family

wew