How do they not get shit on their dick? I mean you can only wipe so far, right

How do they not get shit on their dick? I mean you can only wipe so far, right

>enema

Okay, how do they not get shit on their dick when it's an amateur vid?

Anyone have any Anal sex horror stories?

>[virginity intensifies]
Nobody is doing anal without preparation, retard. That includes amateurs, and normal people not doing porn.

I was fucking this chick in the ass then Jason showed up and came at me with a king bolt.

...

Handheld showers bro. Take off the top and quick enema.

had trans girl fwb. normally no issues. once she had me over after she went to some sort of party or event or whatever. this must've thrown off her routine because after a few minutes there was shit dribbling out

it's not so bad because once you're sexually aroused your threshold for what is disgusting increases, but still would not recommend. I did not cum

Got a little piece of shit stuck to my dick once while fucking my ex, wiped it off and went on with life. We laughed about it that night. That's pretty much the worst of it if you don't clean it properly before hand.

Me and my girl do, her butthole must be some kind of godamn miracle, cause there is never poop(touches wood), and it smells great. Seriously, I have her suck my cock after I put it in her butt, always rub my cock and sniff/lick it to make sure it's poopy, and it hasn't been yet.

Not really a horror story but I fucked a chubby chick in the ass and it caused her to fart a few times very loudly, she was embarrassed as hell but didn't say anything lol

Honestly Anal sex isn't that fun, for me at least. I feel like it's a you like it or you hate it situation. Most peoples buttholes/cracks just smell (not necessarily like shit, but it's an area of the body that gets a lot of sweat accumulation during the day) and getting in their when they are fresh to it is a nightmare

Unless you have diarhea poop is usually solid and won't stain your dick, you'll just push it in and there won't be any noticeable stain

I shower before sex, and anal requires preparation

Tried anal with my gf. Finish in her ass. Pull out to reveal a combo of shit and cum. 0/10

There isn't shit in your rectum at all times. It doesn't just sit in there all day until you're ready to take a shit. Just make sure you wait to do anal at least a couple of hours after her last dump.

>Never had shit on my dick when I've fucked someone in the ass.
>Always have shit on the object I've stuck up my own ass when by myself.

Why you no clean before you shove shit up thereanon

It's called an enema, user

Fucking faggot.

I poop once a week.
I dunno why but I don't ever need to poop more than once a week most weeks... so I assume there's something there without me feeling like I need to poop it out or some shit.
I dunno.

bc user lie that why

I'd fucked about 100 women and decided to start having gay sex with my gay best mate.
Try it, you might like it.

>i poop once a week

your diet a shit or you are lying. you should poop daily

>you should poop daily

Uh, no.

>meet up with slampig at her house for quick fuck
>use lube because she is a pillhead and can't get wet fast enough
>lube up her pussy good so I can cum quick and leave
>decide I'm going to fuck her ass before just because she is a slut and will let me
>lube up ass and start sliding cock in
>got just the head in and she couldn't handle it
>pull out cock and notice a little piece of shit on tip
>yolo and slide cock in pussy, shit and all
>fill that pussy full of cum and leave

I miss my slampig

You must be the virgin, cause I have fucked 3 chicks in the ass, one for 8 years, and have only encountered shit dick maybe twice. And none of them did enemas beforehand.

>not being regular
>current year

Gotta get yo fibre on, nigga

>normal people not doing porn and amateurs do enemas and prep

This isn't true at all, though, for the majority.

How much poop was there? Little dab or big glob of it?

>100

definitely a fag, not a vigin, just a fag

Perhaps I do. Will look into it.

Tried Anal too, do not recommend.

Not that it isn't fun, but aside from what everyone else says, it's not really that impressive. See, vaginal surrounds your dick with wet and amazing feelings. Anal is putting your dick inside a hole of empty space. There's nothing special about it, and the amount of time put into it to prepare yourself is just a waste.

I agree with this, actually. The actual hole is tight, aside from that, it just feels like shoving your dick into warm jello. pussy feel much better. Anal can be very psychologically arousing, though.

See my thing is if there was any benefit to it, or it felt as good as vaginal sex, I would do it more often. As it is I'm satisfied just fucking vaginas.

so whats up with ass eating and pussy eating,your thoughts or experience

Medium glob but it was oozing our because of cum. She was super embarrassed but I pretended I didn't see and just put my clothes back over. Ruined my underwear and shorts I had on at the time.

I've had a stomach condition since I was like 13, I only eat once a day mostly.
Sometimes when I smoke loads of weed I'll eat fucking loads, but still only poop once a week.
It's been this way for fucking years, on the same regular eating schedule... so I guess it's normal for me.

You gonna die, son.

>but I pretended I didn't see
>not laughing about it together

Pleb

Greatly depends on diet, exercise, and biology.

Some people are blessed with colons which don't drop stool below the last 12 inches until they are ready to launch. Some people have a log at the door and don't notice till they fart. A bad diet leads to soft stool and dehydration can cause all ends of serious problems. I'd recommend only doing anal with people who know they enjoy anal, and live a healthy life.

We have tried anal since then and it was smooth sailing

I always do a light douching before putting anything in my ass.

My only try at anal began pretty decently, I let her control everything and it was quite boring. She's not really into it, and after the lube mixed around inside, things started to leak brown.

Haven't gone back since. I keep to the front.

True grit?

gf let me fuck her in the ass it was the best sex ever. warm, tight, absoulutely perfect. i came and when i pulled out my dick was literally covered in shit with globs of shit all over. Was like my dick was replaced with a log of shit. threw up seconds later and my dick itched for a week.... still the best sex of my life

i shit once a week too.

one time i didn't shit for 92 days. it was more horrible than you can possible imagine.

How do you not feel it while fucking?

>log of shit
A-Andy?

All these fags talking about preparation Hahahahaha I've never ever made a grill prepare and it's only ever been a problem a few times. Y'all scared little bitches

The lube turned kind of brown and everything smelled like shit after

>for 92 days

How...what? How..?

Shitless for 92 days has to be a lie.

well after the first few weeks i was already afraid of the pain, so avoided it when i finally had to go. then after a month i started staving myself, because otherwise the volume would have made it burst. limited myself to like 1 pack of ramen every 3-4 days. lost lots of weight.
massive opiate abuse prevented me from ever having the urge to go naturally. until, of course, the last week or two, where no amount stopped it, i had overflow diarhhea from contractions every few minutes.. very painful. eventually the contractions were so powerful i couldn't stop it (think ultrapowerdiarrhea, only instead of liquid shit you've got something bigger than your forearm)

Drunkenly fucked gf in ass, shit on dick, wipe shit on her stomach, take a shower, alls good fam

>wipe shit on her stomach,

I did the same with a girl I fucked. Then gave her paper towel to wipe it off. And we never said a word about it.

OP you may be a bit sore for a few hours if its your first time but you will love it

Same, havent talked about it and multiple times since though she can only take it when shes drunk

just gotta take a fat wipeless shit first and then maybe a shower too

Same bro, I'm fucking this 19yo Au Pair from Germany, her butthole is magical.. perfect, cute, never any poo inside or outside, never any poo on my cock or fingers, we had anal sex at 10pm then again at 8am the next morning, still no poo at all, anywhere.

Fucking perfection

I shit 4 times a day. No joke. I fear anal

Because when people are arouse the muscles in the body retract things. Spoiler, if you got shit dick she was either sick, eating like a disgusting pig, or not turned on.
>INTESTINES ARE NON STICK U NEWBS

Eat the poo poo

So do I. 3 times today so far. I got issues

Eat da poopoo

i had anal sex with my boyfriend for like a week straight
i normally shit once a week and we did no prep, and just used a shit ton of lube
>no shit on his dick whatsoever at any point

Same, dubs bros... Pretty sure my GF take a poo before we fuck, but she's never really talked about it.

Anyway, she's an anal freak. She takes it in the ass every single time we fuck. Hell, sometimes we skip the pussy entirely. Never any poo, not even once, and this has been going on for years...

Nice trips, my man.

They give themselves enemas before anal.
I've personally used plugs and such, almost every time it would have a little piece of poo at the very tip. I've thrown many away afterwards.

Sounds glorious bro!!! Good onto that anal cutie

>watching porn
>oiled up girl getting fucked intensely up the ass doggystyle
>all of a sudden dude pulls out and i notice there are multiple flecks of shit that appear on her ass cheeks
>cum hard as fuck

yeah... i think i need a break

I did anal with my girl the other month. She loved it but ended up crying in the bathroom because of diarrhea and blood in her shit.

Felt bad about it. i don't want to hurt her. Idk, wouldnt recommend unless the girl knows her business. I still love eating ass though.

Just my 2 cents

It is, dubs bro #3. Best thing? She was an ass virgin before she met me. I took her from ass virgin to ass whore... Go me!

Sounds like it's you who doesn't know the business... Dumb fucks like you ruin girls for anal, and they never want to try again.

I do as well. The feeling of a raw ass drove me to anal intentions.