How will SJWs and Sup Forumsfags react to first contact with an alien race?
Do you think knowing we are not alone will unite humanity or divide it further?
How will SJWs and Sup Forumsfags react to first contact with an alien race?
Do you think knowing we are not alone will unite humanity or divide it further?
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I look forward to being the food source for beings that are self-aware in ways we literally can't imagine.
alems are too far away to ever have contact with them. i don't believe faster than light travel will ever be possible
The first contact with the alien race? They have already been in contact with them. They are giving them welfare and calling everyone who wants them gone a racist.
We'll probably discriminate against them just like we do with each other. Eventually they'll get the point, leave, and laugh their asses off at our self-destructive behavior.
#AyliumLivesMatter
Depends on what they're like
With our luck they'll probably be space kikes like the volus from Mass Effect
Probably neither because some races are just more advanced than others: it will be mostly white people who then communicate with these aliens or fight them if necessary thanks to their technology. Or, if they want to trade, who will trade with them? Ghetto blacks, Pakistani Mudslims who will blow each other up because they can't agree on how to interpret their coming? No, white people again. Who is most likely to develop a new kind of technology necessary to communicate with them? White people...
cuck
That Egyptian poster will eventually link aliens with niggers We wuz ET and shiet
If they oh so happen to drop by in the next 20 years it is 100% sure that they are extra dimensional beings,, or in other words demons
Conquer their planet, relocate one pop to it then purge it all so we don't lose it. Xeno scum can get fucked.
Unless they get revenge on humanity for killing off the White race, I don't really care what happens to be quite honestly family.
another race of minorities. Itsn't niggers jew and mudslum enough
id like them to be the big four legged ones
they are the most peaceful
>inb4 spacefaring Ayy lmaos have lots of melanin or whatever their version of that is in order to combat solar/cosmic radiation.
ill go innawods
with what? a baguette and a mousetrap?
They will tell them to check their nordic and pleiadian privilege.
>leftists: we should make peace with them! they're probably not out to kill us or exploit us at all!
>right wingers: we should be cautious, we have no idea who these aliums are and what they desire.
>leftists: FUCKING XENOPHOBES, OPEN BORDERS, #NOALIENISILLEGAL
and then the aliens invaded the fucking planet and completely wiped out the human race
Got any evidence for either of those assumptions?
We have only been listening and calculating the Drake Equation for a few decades. Square-root and propagation issues limit the distances radio traffic can be detected.
Warp has been theoretically demonstrated and refined based on Alquebierre's work. We should eventually be able to tap negative energy and warp anywhere. It's exotic but the physics seems to hold up.
We don't know if there are aliens nearby or here in our solar system but there might be. The silence could be deliberate.
depends entirely on their attitude and what they say
Sup Forums will suck alien dick if they claim that they used to believe in multicult and then had a race war and became starfaring immediately after that
Muslims are aliens?
Is this stellaris thing actually any fun? From a non-pol perspective. I like 4x games so I've been considering it.
There are no aliens.
Humanity is the only civilization in the universe.
Enjoy your delusions.
This
Inb4 Muslims attack them
>AYYS ARE UNISLAMIC REEEEE
Well, I did like it
Optimization seems quite bad though
We need to put Earth first. Fuck interplanetarism! Reject multispecism!
Yes its fun.
They explored this concept in District 9.
What if they could transport us to create a pure red pilled colony in another star system
He means Mexians, m8.
Look at his flag.
>Humanity is the only civilization in the universe.
yeah ok
a universe where everything in your worse nightmare is possible
where any lovecraftian abomination can (and does) exist
In the year 3640 xenosexual acceptance will be the new social justice cause
Prismatic-haired, tanned youth will be fighting for the right to have sex with photonic tentacle blobs from the Xorg galaxy
>he doesnt like goo girls
they can be what ever you want em to be and change consistency
I imagine the Sup Forums reaction would be quite simple:
"just more aliens to remove from our homelands".
>approaching enemy coast
>Uboot emerged
Hans, what are you doing?
That'd be fucking hilarious
>aliens come down
>they all look like Northern Europeans
>they take all the whites up with them and go and colonize the stars
>dindus, muslims, and other shitskins are stuck back on earth killing each other
Leaf..
>alien shows up
>females want to "integrate' them into our society and constantly get themselves probed
>make the excuse that they need to learn about human biology
>planet becomes overrun by ayy lmaos popping out everywhere
>Sup Forumstriots go out guns blazing but die because ayy lmao
i don't even want to know
zerg rush
huehuehue
The equality and no discrimination indoctrination is not for show, it is meant to accept "them" when they arrive.
>tfw all governors and scientists are women
This is why we must eliminate all xenos influence over humanity. The leftists would consign us to extinction to signal their morality.
Yeah Nahh, they fuck shit up like every other race, they even have space kikes on there backs, the cucks
I wish I wasn't on mobile right now, I have a screen capture of Sup Forums talking to aliens on my computer. Pretty much boils down to "puss off, we're full."
If I recall it's "fuck off space nigger we're full." That thread was funny as shit
Gud game
>mfw my neighbors robotic population decides the most efficient way to grow food is to exterminate all organic life in the galaxy
This is exactly why I picked xenophobe.
My reaction to them would depend on how they approached us. If it was just to exchange ideas and evaluate if we're a potential threat, then I'd be alright. Now, if they want us to join some shitty space union on the other hand, I have two words for them: fuck off.
If they're the big domineering daddy with da laserz then we're fucked.
If they're hut dwelling hunter gatherers then we get to rape prime ayy lmao pussy.
>crossingmyfingers.jpg
Any aliens will destroy us. Alien benevolence is a utopian fantasy and I hope it destroys you.
>He has elections
Either there are no aliens and no alien civilisation has made it past the Great Filter or they are already here and millions of years ahead in technology and we are still primatives being observed.
Lack of imagination assumes no space whales or hyperintelligent shades of blue. You can do better than this, fellow burger.
at least the admiral is a guy
>not whitewashing the game
Every hypothesis about aliens is nothing but a hypothesis. Big time scientists don't make any better predictions than me personally since none of it is grounded in firm and solid facts.
My personal theories are the following
The sheer unlikelyhood of creating what eventually turns into sentient beings means that it'd be spread over such massive time periods and such massive distances (not in the grand scope of the universe(s), but within the scope of the entire lifespan of the specific evolutionary cycle) that we'd never meet any aliens.
The specific circumstances required could likely mean any "aliens" are incredibly similar to humans.
If space is infinite then there's a 100% chance that aliens exist, perhaps in the past, future, or just right now, or all three.
The universe might work in cycles (technically making reincarnation true), meaning that "aliens" will forever and have forever emerged.
BOIL THE X'THARTHAR
SPECIES WAR NOW
Maybe they already live among us.
It's gonna fuck up some churches, that's for sure.
Something like that. Infinite variety is possible and probable. My only concern is to not expect the actual ayys to be bipedal humanoids.
I guarantee you that aliens will not be pro-multicultural liberals. Humans will be seen as a potential threat to them and eliminated.
They will attempt to get them to exterminate/enslave humanity.
Sadly, this will be an improvement.
that really depends, are the aliens hot?
AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE A FORTRESS WITH ITS GATES UNBARRED AND UNGUARDED!
Does someone have that "Fuck off space niggers, we're full" screencap?
breed with them
No, seriously they will have nothing to gain from us. Analysis of our physiology so they can replicate us if they wanted, but we will be useless to them at best and a threat at worst. It's likely we'd only encounter their machines anyway.
Oh man, who is this semen demon? Got the sauce?
>have hundreds of stars
>4 fleets
>5 civilian ships
i hate space games that make ships rarer than planets.
>aliens come
>enslave humans
>whites do desk work
>asians do economy
>muzzies do tech work
>niggers back to working fields
Topkek
Imperium is best strat
A nigger will kill/rob/rape one of the aliens and they'll declare the aliens a bunch of shitlord racists for having the audacity to be upset about it.
The only thing I could see ales valuing humes for would be entertainment. Musicians, artists, live sex shows, death sport, that sort of thing.
We would basically be like pets to them at best but more likely they would view us as pests.
Ve are using ze boardcannon, Filip, because zis is vorld var II, and ve do not attack submerged untill we develop the model XXI U-Boot.
Unfortunatelly, zis is ze model VII.
My kikes are better than yours
Until space jews get wind of it then drop off a bunch of war tech on earth for them to use to follow us wherever we go.
>jew
>mammalian
Space is fake
Allens have already been making contact with Sup Forums for a number of months now. You've all seen the pasta. They've intercepted our memes and interpreted them as a declaration of war.
that one doesnt even have a nose
I will betray this cuck ruled world in a heartbeat
Depend.
Are these aliens dumber than us? Then we would start a galactic imperialism, but we would still be desunited.
If they're smarter, we would unite.
Is there a hole i can fuck? Will it rape me with tenticles?
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Probably. The most likely encounter beyond a signal is a fractional .c recon vehicle moving through the system or impacting Earth AKA Oh Shit. Less likely are any orbiting, direct observational anal probing or intermixing scenarios.
> tfw Cthulu
> Meme War 2016 goes interstellar.
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>Serrattrajk ilijk levretnem (We come in peace)
>hi
>Jiekrem strenai frestora eleirenai (Your planet is beautifully feminine)
>I'm a trans-postgender-metallic-homo-reprosexual, check your pronouns shitlord
*Nuclear holocaust of the human race*
This. There are way too many ways to fuck someone up on a space scale for offense not to be the only logical strategy against other space fairing species.
This seems like a realistic scenario.
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i sense a lot of heresy in this thread
only logical action is to send every single liberal, kebab and nigger to them and then purge
ayy lmao
It would have both results. The advent of alien life would destroy a lot of Human cultural and theistic history. Religion would be forced into a corner and made to proceed down one of two routes: termination or adaptation. The jokes about a new Crusade would become reality real quick. Jihad would would join it to set mankind back. Fundamentalists would probably either jointly kill themselves or go on a war path.
After the quelling of that particular uprising, mankind would have two paths into the stars (assuming aliens didn't just purge us). Either we would unite under a common faith or advance without religion as an atheistic global governance.
The average SJW and Sup Forumstard wouldn't matter. I wager there would be a lot of "exterminate xenos: hammer war now" and self righteous "alien supremacist" cucks, but they'd be drowned out. Science and engineering would be placed at the forefront of Human advancement and we'd proceed to the next frontier.
Either way, I'd suggest a time span of 100 years after first contact (again, assuming we weren't purged) to see the first colonies on Mars and the Moon, probably with fledgling Terraforming technology.
It's all feasible with the science we have now, it's just lack of funding that keeps us from getting there.
Cucked to death by greys
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I still don't understand why we've seen absolutely no evidence of aliens yet.
Any race should take a few million years at the most to completely dominate the galaxy (would still be easily possible in hundreds of thousands), and with near-lightspeed travel it wouldn't take much more than a hundred million years to span a million galaxies.
So it's very unlikely that there's another race in our galaxy a few hundred thousand years old, almost impossible that there's one a million years old, and it's also unlikely that there aren't any hundred-million-year old races within the nearest million galaxies.
Given that there's been billions of years for these civilisations to develop, it really makes me begin to doubt there is actually anyone else out there.
It's tempting to use the explanation that they ascended to a higher plane of existence, but if even the smallest sample of the population was left behind, it would rapidly replace the old population.
Off my board SPACE NIGGER
SPACE NIGGER OFF MY BOARD
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU SPACE NIGGER
XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE