How does it feel knowing I could strangle your neck like a grape?

How does it feel knowing I could strangle your neck like a grape?

Grapes don't have necks.

I'd bang

who the fuck strangles grapes

How do you strange a grape? Do you think grapes have necks? What the fuck is this thread

Eh, strangle attempts usually end poorly if the attacker is male and the victim is aware enough.

Donkey kick to the balls would break your grip and make you winded, perhaps collapse. From there, I would use my unusually sharp teeth to tear out your ankles and make my escape from there.
Unless I got well and truly pissed, that is. Then I would break those freakishly long arms behind your back, then stomp on your throat until your trachea collapses.

So... better not to try, really.

Nigga why you hurting grapes

You look like Randy Stairs

That can't be good for him

you couldnt srangle me with those lanky-ass arms

>when some big jew wants to fight you for head of the barracks in Auschwitz

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with arms like those, the bones would probably fracture before you could kill me

Feels like you don't have enough muscle in your arms to even crumple paper, let alone strangle me.

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I'm more afraid of your torso. It has a face that screams horrors

I'm not going to lie that's a bit scary and I'm going to go see if my gun is loaded because this is weird

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How could a grape strangle your neck? Grapes dont have arms. And even if they did they'd be little grape arms. My neck is a human man neck, i mean, it just couldnt work. Science bro, google it

Well you better hope there isn't a breeze because your skinny kite lookin ass would get swept away