Tom Brady calls you and offers you free travel, lodging, and tickets to the Superbowl. In exchange, you have to spend one romantic evening with him. He can be as gentle or rough as you'd like, but you must have gay sex with Tom Brady.
Giselle can watch if you like, but under no conditions will she join in. It's just going to be you and Tom.
Do you accept?
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>Eighteen and One
you left out the down side
He can degrade me, feminize me, spit on me, cum on my face, breed my asshole, piss in my mouth etc. He can do whatever he wants. He's the GOAT.
Of course
I'd give him Superbowl tickets to have sex with me.
I'd do it even without the travel, lodging and tickets desu
Can I bring a gun?
>breed my asshole
there's no downside to what you described bro
Without hesitation
Catching or Pitching?
>implying it matters
>free holiday to America
I'd probably more than make it up with straight sex, so sure.
Id do it for free desu
No, I'm not a fag like the rest of Sup Forums
Why are you guys all so fucking gay, anyway?
Only if nobody finds out and they keep it a secret.
Whats the downside again?
Does he fuck me or can I fuck him? Either way is fine desu it's an easy yes.
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I'm already going to the Super Bowl. I make plenty of money.
t.aaron Rodgers
they better be great seats
>he thinks everyone is being serious
>he hates ironic shitposting
R e d d i t
Yeah, good question. Can we kill him?
It's not gay if it's with the GOAT.
>you must have gay sex
Shit, that means the balls touch right?
Duh
>No Gisele
Well still 9/10 scenario.
>he thinks people are being ironic in wanting to have sex with Tom Brady
>wanting to watch the Superb Owl in person
What the fuck? I love Tom Brady now.
Im sorry...where is the drawback?
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>hurr durr you get 100 billion dollars but you also become the greatest musician in the world
Stupid fucking thread.
I would but I'd be really quick to make sure he gets enough rest.
>plan the date for the night before the owl
>use all my stamina to have sex with him all night until he's exhausted
>he loses the super bowl due to being extremely tired from the night before
>then sell the condom and tickets on ebay for mad cash
EZ.
Patriot fans are the biggest fucking faggots on the planet
breh, brady can cum on my dinner tonight if he pleases
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i accept and i buy my own ticket
Burn the coal. Pay the toll.
Hell yeah I would. It doesn't even have to be for the Superbowl. It could just be a random time. But Superbowl is a plus.
lol what
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calm down aaron
fucking reddit jannies deleted it reddit.com
Reminder
Initially yes...but then I check my phone n see booty call from linda belichick n tell 12 gotta take a rain check
Then I tell linda I'll do it only if she calls me coach parcells and big tuna
What's the catch?
I really, really like this post.
>he wasn't serious
i don't even need the ticket to the Superbowl
underrated
Sure
Who's throwin and who's catchin?
I'd give him my boypussy for free
how nobody gave you a (you) is beyond me
take another that shit made me kek out loud
>breed my asshole
Will he cum inside me?
If yes, absolutely.
If no, only if he cums in my mouth.
are you telling me i can shecuck gisele?
>day after a big nfl game
>go on Sup Forums and ctrl+f "eat"
>14 results
>amerieats
why can't americans watch a game of football without stuffing their fat faces?
they're training/getting in shape for lardcollide
>Do you accept?
It depends, I'm fucking his ass or is he fucking mine?
sauce/info on this would be nice
Yes.
I hate to see that
>ironic shitposting
he bout to breed matt ryans asshole tho in a few weeks
It's really happening, isn't it?
Hahaha yes yes we are all just joking...