You're outside the club and some guy slaps this onto your car's ass. What do?

You're outside the club and some guy slaps this onto your car's ass. What do?

I don't have a car
I have a truck
Checkmate

>unzips dick

Nothing, I already have one on.

Nobody touches my Miata.


I will fucking sacrifice him to asmoday on the hood, and then tie him to the tow hook behind the car.

Fucking kike

vote bernie, obviously

Get fingerprints

apologize like any true bernie supporter

>Miata

>follow him home
>watch him and his girlfriend from the bushes outside the whole night
>track his movements
>follow him to work
>observe who he socialises with, friends, colleagues
>get to know his entire routine, where he goes, what he does
>live and breath every waking second of his life
>one day, follow him and his girlfriend to a night out
>watch them as they have dinner with friends
>follow them to a few bars
>follow them to a club
>follow them inside
>follow them to the dancefloor
>walk up behind him as he's dancing
>pull back my hand
>slap his girlfriend on the ass
>ask him what do

>buy miata
>qts jump in and put their lovely feet all over the seats
god i need to by me one of these

Sell the car

Purge car into lake

Burn my car to the ground and take his keys. Ya know because socialism

>NB

They are pretty good cars that are fun to drive. Shame they have such a bad image

Thank Bernie's system for providing me with much needed transportation.

Put my Trump sticker over it

Thank him desu

Roll back up to club with my crew and get all MAGA up in there.

What happens when I stick a Trump sticker over a Bernie sticker?

Cut off half and give it back to him

Citizens arrest and press vandalism charges.

Punch him in the stomach.

/thread

X it out with a Sharpie.

People will not know if I am an anti-Bernie or a pro-Bernie, victimized by an anti-Bernie.