You say shotato, i say i regret getting out of bed

you say shotato, i say i regret getting out of bed

captcha: crime gateway

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I regret being required to wear pants.

it's only illegal if you get caught

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Underpants should be enough, they have the word pants right in them.
The hell kind of despots order pants on top of pants, where will it end?!

trousers go over pants silly (^:

nigota thred

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It's a madhouse I tell you, a mad house!!
Bitch don't make me kilometer your milligrams

Kill all n

metre*, gramme*

look at this cute king, you wouldn't want to make him feel bad with your colonial rubbish would you?

makes you think

No, not at all, and the poor sovereign is so worried, he's a chain deep into the slums, yet no one will approach closer that 8 rods to him, I'mma grab a jack, maybe a jack and a Jill of soda, some other snacks, make things more inviting, diplomatic.

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Lurkin

if you're gonna make jokes about imperial units i can't fathom how you'd miss the best one

food is what i need

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It was so others could make the joke go furlong-er!

if we're rankine these jokes then mine is still at the top

(^w^) hello everyone

Hmph
You're always on top
When's it gonna be my turn?

hol up
that's kinda lewd

salut

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don't you people have an entire board

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We already talked about the pants and trousers.
You wanna find something lewd about comfortability, then your emotions are on you buddy.

>random

me finding stuff lewd? never.

Cute

I regret my continued life.

kill yourself, pedophile scum

regret is for posers with emotions

Still need to ty and get those un-moonruned

bepis

kik (^:

Regret is part of any life, it is just one of the things that is felt very strongly, and sometimes so strongly that one can believe that is all there is.
There is more though.
Much more
Come hang out

There was a kik here.
It is gone now.

what did he mean by this

I mean..
Rawr

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Translation:
>Guess where this is going later?

Long shot but do ya'll faggots know of a way i can remind myself of my thoughts in a less cumbersome way than writing a journal?
I'm constantly forgetting my goals and motivations and getting bogged down in pessimism and it'd be nice if at the push of a button i could be reminded of various shit and also add to it as i come up with it.
A kind of "Motivational quotes for self absorbed narcissists" button

in a nice soup

Why is he holding a Zucchini Bianco Magnifico?

Those are rlly expensive

that's actually an aubergine

well a journal seems like the most obvious and simplest way

Start with a white board/eraseable marker board in your room.
Set alarms, or have scheduled on breaks or freetime to read reminders and key motivators that you write in a notepad type app on your phone

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-squeaks and falls into the thread clumsily-

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Im a genius

-looks up at you from the floor sheepishly and hurries back to his feet so he can sit on the couch-

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Oh this might get interesting

let's hope not

Rude

it's true though

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You probably just lost your box and are sour about it, meanie.

...Aaand we've found the limit of how femmy Sei can be made until shit goes wrong.

>the limit
you mean the beginning

also i'll have you know i have multiple boxes and i'm not salty

Everything else has been very effective, especially the kissing comic

>effective
in which way

I must go now, my planet needs me

bye user

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So far as inspiring, clean, Christian non-lewd morals into my being,

nice moral trips

i still need food

Sup Forums, /r9k/, and /s/ have their own boards, doesn't stop the other 148 threads

It was just for joak.
But entering lurkmode soon, last thread was 6 1/2 hours, other stuff.
Getting sleepy

>sleeping
>2017

So go get food, it's not like the thread will drop if we both leave at the same time or anything
You crazy.

there's nothing to eat

so i'm just gonna keel over and die

Oh shush and get down to your gelatin warehouse already

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whorehouse*

i see

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It's been awhile, usually you announce your wrath before unleashing, we that bad tonight?

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It's kinda good timing, I sleep, you eat
We all know he doesn't stop once he starts

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just start a second thread, lol. hes gotta spread between two and we just keep at whatever we want

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