Ok Sup Forums here's the deal. I have a 3-page creative writing assignment due tomorrow. The theme is "inspired" so I'm gonna let you be my inspiration.
Words like "nigger" will be edited out unless dubs or higher.
I'll take shots for trips or higher just for the lulz. Start me off Sup Forumsoys
It has come to my attention
Ill include every comment that makes enough sense to make a shitty story
that i need serious help
Nigger
Also i should mention this is a college course so I can get away with almost anything. Almost
I've come to the deep reaches of the internet to have complete strangers dictate my story, because I'm an unoriginal, thoughtless drone that can't think for myself, so I sponge off the creativity of others to squeeze by in hopes you don't fail me.
with my cornea
Hitler did nothing wrong.
My first kill was the best. No matter how hard I try, I can't escape the feeling that I peaked.
etc...
>I've come to the deep reaches of the internet
u wot?
My summer job is so fucking unbelievable.
I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
>turn in an actual, well thought out story
Or
>let retards write retarded shit and turn in said shit to bitch professor
Check those dubs, professor.
When I was younger, I was attracted to emo girls.
There was this one girl in particular that I really got a boner every time I was around her or even pictured her in my head. She wore these sexy black leggings (and sometimes, ripped pants) and you could see a lot of her leg, which I practically drooled over.
I finally went up to talk to her and we hit it off very well; she was genuinely interested in me. Although she was a deeply depressed chick, she said that once we're out of high school, she and I were gonna live together and hopefully live a long happy life of her ass on my face.
Anyways long story short, she ended up killing herself before high school graduation.
Help, not in the way of physical or mental, but in sexuality. As most of you may know, or not, i am currently confused about what gender I am. I spent the last three days masturbating to my microwave. Thinking about how warm it makes my spaghetti o's, my all natural hot dogs, and even my Alec Baldwin fleshlight. It's a unique kitchen appliance and also the bane of my sexual existence. I have tried masturbating to girls, guys, gay and straight porn.... But to no avail..... I have yet to find another being that makes me cum like my microwave...
>deep reaches of the internet
>cnn cover story
pick both
Ahhhh... When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book... How do I saw this... the first time I saw her, with hands on her knee... I had a BONER...
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
niggerfaggot
Title: why dog pussies are best
So far this is my favorite storyline
Accepted
Caritas enim Kek pugnamus
Pepe et a nobis in perpetuum
Nam mors in conspectu Cuck
Libertas enim nostra, per cognationes suas
Kekistani superbia
Just write 3 pages about how a dude made a computer analyze Blade Runner with a neural network. You are human, alive, and young at a time when we're capable of telling computers to watch movies. Crazy shit right there.
I once seen Sasha grey in a porn and as OP it inspired me to gargle as much cock as I could in my short sad pathetic life.
I have to agree with you buddy glad to know Im not the only one
niggers niggers niggers hitler did nothing wrong jews did 9/11
Is this course part of your major? Or is it a general requirement?
My contribution depends on your answer.
Just a general course
Shit-post tier idea: Think of something that motivated you to change the way you look at life and then stretch it out like taffy. Spam hot-garbage filth like "things were just so different because that tree in my back yard as a kid got chopped down lmao"
"technology"
your prof if old then can write about any bs about tech bc they will think anything you make up is like a new invention/product
Niggers are dumb
Deepest reaches of the internet? This is Sup Forums, not some dark web assassin for hire or Cheese Pizza forum