Tell me a joke Sup Forums

Tell me a joke Sup Forums

Bonus if you can make it funny

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Your life

Q: How many monkeys does it take to write the great American Novel?
A: Eat shit faggot

Haha nice one

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A: Shut up.

A dog walks into a bar

Then I fucked my dad

Q: What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them

Q: Do you know the best thing about fucking 18 yo?

A: There's 18 of them!

Q: How do you break up BLM riot?

A: nuke it from Orbit!

Apology for poor english im russia.

Man enters to bar and say why long face to horse. Then horse turn round and say to man hey man why short face.

...

man fall down

Q: whats the worst part of fucking hellen keller

A: the neighbor thinks your beating your dog

Ayy cyka blyat

KEK

I once made a rape joke in front of a rape victim. Now that shit is funny.

Very sad man enters bar and hes got lots of bruises.
Other man in bar asks hey man what is proble with many bruises?
First man say to other man my wife beat me because i grab tits of she.
Second man say man your wife crazy! If i grab my wife tits she so happy. She thank me!!
First man say to second man but what if you grab tits of she with car door?

What the fuck

I explain joke.
Man is was beat by wife because man grab wife tits with car door (it is accident). Other man in bar think wife beat first man because he grab tit for sex so it very confusion for second man.

Ah, thanks for clearing that up comrade