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cringe

could genuinely do a 'cide lads

don't have any close family, job is shit, no mates etc. and i've got quite a large volume of booze and pills

Poundbury

I'll get us started.

had enough of them poshie cunts

>uni students worship Jeremy Corbyn even though he's a boring old delusional man with the charisma of a fish

What is he shying away from?

*stomps on the floor*
MOOOMM WHERES MY BREKKY

anime

pls gib Swansea 12 points

It's him doing the dab or whatever the fuck.

twitter.com/JeremyCorbyn4PM/status/855039598182801408

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you alright yeah? how's your mum, she good yeah?

call her mummy

Expected the replies to support it but it's just people going 'what the fuck is that'

My goal body is my current body but with a permanent pump you get from lifting.

>tfw will never have permanent pump

think I may be an alcoholic

was at tesco this morning buying a litre of vodka with clubcard vouchers

Saw them against Middlesbrough when visiting a mate in Swansea uni and they were awful. They're getting relegated and won't come back up

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alright then

my goal body is a rotting corpse
guaranteed to achieve it

Even Twitter is against Corbyn. He's utterly fucked.

kek

I WANT TO BE NINJA

CHOW DOWN TO CHINA TOWN

just admit you go to Swansea uni la'

that aside, they'll find it somewhere Clement will do good la'

Think I will be voting Tories again this year

pretty satisfied with May

get relegated jack

need a thicc gf with long black hair who wears black tops and very tight blue jeans

and a septum piercing

i feel ya

quite enjoyed this, yah

Reading a 780 page book about London and it's fairly boring.

this is so fucked
youtube.com/watch?v=zlSNy1Of_hw

>when someone randomly pops you up on FB

thought i wasn't going to get any replies until it updated and i saw this

thanks mate

'dit thread

who the fuck are all these verified accounts with 2000 followers
verified used to only be for famous people

Why don't you just stop drinking then if you can't control yourself

Just go cold turkey and ride it out, just like quitting cigarettes.

R8 pls

skeng

>septum piercing
ruined it
just when I think you might have made a decent post for once you went ahead and fucking ruined it

haha it's just a prank bro

>Only attracting EU nationals on Tinder

It's mad.
I voted Brexit, I can't be dealing with this shit.

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Should I vote UKIP or Conservative?

yanks are truly blessed to live in america

what seat are you in
as in safe con or whatever

not him but the seizures of going cold turkey from alcohol can kill you its not like cigarettes

bit like this but obviously with a piercing

doing a poo

Conservative. UKIP was always a madhouse being held together by Farage's nous. It's going to disintegrate soon.

/brit/ is an anti-tory general friend

labour

You wasted your time mate. Wait for the new manifestos to come out, then do the survey.

safe bruv

>town I live in shares part of its name with Milton Keynes
this may be the final push to 'cide, lads

>5'8

Gloucester

Cons won in 2015

>that
>thicc
don't make me shitpost fat chicks lad >:v(

post gondolas

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sorry my IQ is above 80

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>town I live in shares letters in it's name with Milton Keynes

going town to the level crossing and jumping in front of the next train I see

multikulti 2bh

you braindead sausage sucking kraut i didn't mention her shit coloured skin did i

ah yes Brian Farnet from Fry and Barnet

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enemy boat spotted

iphone 8 will be revolutionary

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thanks lad that's perfect

2 minutes in Paint

shame about the poo skin Tbh

never happened lad. lighthouse would have mentioned it in the first message

eaten my dinner so I am enjoying some tea and biscuits

the tea is PG Tips - Vintage 2016, to that I have added some boiling water, garnished with a dash of Tesco blue top milk

the biscuit selection consists of the following:
4x McVities Ginger Nuts
4x Waitrose Custard Creams

where shall we put all the tories if corbyn wins? any russia or china bros who can give practical revolution advice?

who's shooting in cherno

youtube.com/watch?v=ind9EPBzh-Y

chune

why not la la land since that's where that scenario belongs anyway

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not as revolutionary as corbyn

dayz was great at its peak

when you lads coming down Bas Vegas then? we'll hit up Sugarhut

my sister's boyfriend's got 10% off at River Island so we can get some new clobber whilst we're about #mint

I'm just passing through here on my way to somewhere civilized

*blocks your path*

America sucks m'dude
It's really REALLY dire

business idea: a basildon tour company called the deano experience

used to live in basildon
it were fucking rank, lads

Churchill was such a piece of fucking shit

Wish he'd been killed

>replying to yourself to get a (You)

essex was a mistake

That's 436kcal mate you could have had a fucking Big Mac

pooskins OUT

t.bruce o'bruce

>when you're a brit living in a foreign country and get absolutely no (You)s
ah yes I remember that feel

pretty sure he is dead now lad

any lad here got a Galaxy S7

Wonder how many Soviet dicks ravaged her

didnt reply to shit saw that on ''ddit and thought id share it

>m'dude