Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

kill myself

Wtf is wrong with her face

Play around with boobies for 3 hours

Go back to bed; I'm drunk.

>>wat do
Play inserting things into body to find out what feels good. Then explore the "multiple orgasm" meme multiple times. Then go get laid to see what dick feels like from the inside.

Then do makeup and hair and go shopping for shoes and bags with BGF

call the mirror repairman

I'd service you virgins by showing my tiddies and girl (female) pussy live, just for you qts.

I would imediately start masturbating

I'd go out and get myself a sugar daddy

Rub my nipples and finger myself

1. fap

>start patreon
>claim victim status
>make millions of dollars
>play video games, shit post online, and never work again.

let my niggas get sum

Would obtain lesbian girlfriend. And would stream League of Legends online and roll in dough cuz grill

Who is this temptress?

dunno man, I think she's gorgeous but I only got one other pic of her

buy a dog

Squeeze boobs, straight up. Wouldn't even think about it.

experiment with boobs and clitoris for a day then get a qt girlfriend.

faggot

check if my sister's grown a penis

i'd actually incest like this.

sucky sucky, 5 banana

Go on Sup Forums, post about it, and have everyone call me fake and gay.

Ask myself when I got a mirror

masturbate till my pussy bleeds

lie in bed masturbating in a huge puddle of my own urine and excrement until exhausted, clean up, start a man-hating feminazi tumblr page

probably seduce lots of cute 15 year old boys, because that's what I like

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