>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
Wake up
kill myself
Wtf is wrong with her face
Play around with boobies for 3 hours
Go back to bed; I'm drunk.
>>wat do
Play inserting things into body to find out what feels good. Then explore the "multiple orgasm" meme multiple times. Then go get laid to see what dick feels like from the inside.
Then do makeup and hair and go shopping for shoes and bags with BGF
call the mirror repairman
I'd service you virgins by showing my tiddies and girl (female) pussy live, just for you qts.
I would imediately start masturbating
I'd go out and get myself a sugar daddy
Rub my nipples and finger myself
1. fap
>start patreon
>claim victim status
>make millions of dollars
>play video games, shit post online, and never work again.
let my niggas get sum
Would obtain lesbian girlfriend. And would stream League of Legends online and roll in dough cuz grill
Who is this temptress?
dunno man, I think she's gorgeous but I only got one other pic of her
buy a dog
Squeeze boobs, straight up. Wouldn't even think about it.
experiment with boobs and clitoris for a day then get a qt girlfriend.
faggot
check if my sister's grown a penis
i'd actually incest like this.
sucky sucky, 5 banana
Go on Sup Forums, post about it, and have everyone call me fake and gay.
Ask myself when I got a mirror
masturbate till my pussy bleeds
lie in bed masturbating in a huge puddle of my own urine and excrement until exhausted, clean up, start a man-hating feminazi tumblr page
probably seduce lots of cute 15 year old boys, because that's what I like
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