/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Where It At Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Where It At Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Who should I vote for?

winston peters, the only one who actually wants to make new zealand great again

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100% certified cuckhold reporting in. ask em anything

Dunedin here. Another day another dollar.

Auckland here.

Another day, another reason to kill myself.

Dunners reporting.

Snow soon? Mass panic buying from Countdown soon, I'm sure.
Realest shit. What's up, Auckland user?

Sup cunt nuggets? Also, vote for Gareth Morgan / The Opportunities Party.

Long story short:

I'm basically worthless and should end myself but I'm cling to people even though I know they hate me

Wellington checking in . .

>I'm basically worthless and should end myself
Ouch, hits close to home.

whats their snaps

what da fucking hell is this shit?
We actually have to think about beating out children again

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Ladies first.

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How certain are you that the people you cling to hate you? I honestly thought everyone hated my guts but it was just my misinterpreting and overthinking everything

I don't get the relevance did she kill herself?

I doubt you could see much. It's not like they would put anything like this in their stories

What's worse, that or the fact you were off by one? Kys

>caring about post numbers

isn't that a flag of australia???

>not caring about post numbers
Check 'em

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you failed but you're used to that eh?

Also the real video has the song 'bubble butt' playing in the background

>dubs
damn...

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you are a failure of a human bean

Australians are your masters. Bow down or live forever.

Check dat bitches

yes master. allow me to prep your cock before you service my wife?

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NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

Nice

>you are a failure of a human bean
Sometimes beans fail to sprout...

Yeah, but its nice garbage.

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There are no native deer in NZ, only autistic birds.

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GARBAGE IS GARBAGE
GARBAGE IS NOT NICE

Unrelated pics is it then

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Asses are a dime a dozen...

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but women still act like they are worth the world

no we have the southern cross

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THUS, NEW ZEALAND IS VERY MUCH STILL GARBAGE

bro are you fucking me. same city and all

You mean to say Women are garbage brah

Maoris are niggers. When the sacred months have passed, slay the Maoris wherever you find them.

Are women in new zealand just ugly? I know so many guys who are legitimate good catches and their gfs are always sub 5s, the only good looking girls I know aren't from here.

What? I don't quite understand what you're saying

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ehhh most of the good looking ones are either taken or way to unstable to bring home

even those ones aren't that good looking in terms of the rest of the world, and in terms of our males, I'm learning that we just legitimately have a bad stock of women, ugly entitled fucks

Anyone anons in Hamilton

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>mfw someone saved that image
>mfw no face

To be fair most women are entitled fucks

You're probably right but I'm down with slamming easy 5-6's lol

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Can anyone figure out what he means, I'm the person he's replying to and really can't figure it out.

ALL I HAVE SAID IS WITH RESPECT TO NEW ZEALAND ONLY....

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fuck off, the cunt sees the brexit and trump shit and thinks he can play the same game here.

he's full of shit

Ok calm down Cap. Lock. Where do you wanna live then?

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i was for a year or two but now I'm winding down from it and legitimately would love to have a worthwhile woman, thinking I'll need to go abroad for it though

mfw

GOD SAVE EDGAR HERNANDEZ

GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Also
If after sifting through the awfully large shit pile you find one marry her man she can probably have just about anyone she wants.

Come back when you have a valid, informed opinion

You don't need to leave to find that bro, don't bring any more cunts back here if you do leave though

Truck boy reporting. Evening fellas

Yeah what's up with that?

you see it all the time. Average looking chicks, often chubby wearing polar fleece or some shit with decent fit looking guys.

I'm no homo but a few times I've said to myself if they asked me for a three way I'd probably spend more time dealing to him than her.

This too. There's enough good looking ones out there. But they are either total psychos or their guys keep em locked up at home so no one else can get near them.

>You don't need to leave to find that bro

have you even seen our women?

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I think the majority people here are unattractive. Especially the dudes. Also, how many stamps do I need to send a postcard to the states?

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One of the right value

are you retarded?

$2.30 iirc

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thanks

you're probably not wrong, but on average I'd say our men are far more better looking than our women in terms of universal attraction.

You'll here women talk about how hot kiwi guys are all the time, but you'll never hear guys like, damn wish I could have an overweight entitled cunt who lives in a puffer jacket and is too lazy to put makeup on 90% of the time.

Good meme

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Possibly.

Can you please explain it to me incase I am?

I mean I refreshed when it asked me about cat furniture. Seems like a leading question cause theres a cat already there. We know cats can and will sit anywhere but are cats also a kind of cat furniture??

I know a cat will sit on another cat but is that enough for it to be cat furniture? I feel like google is opening a can of worms here.

I think its $1.80 but you better check. Might have gone up. What's on the postcard? Lemme guess

> lambs?
> wellington cable car?
> geyser?
> mt cook?
> maori poking out his tongue?

Any other anons wanna guess

I'm not a huge fan of make up but puffer jackets can get fucked.

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It's the high rugby shorts. Instantly makes dudes hotter.

But what you're saying explains why so many white guys date Asian chicks here.

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I checked on nzpost site, $2.20. also we have different stamps for domestic and international, and supermarkets ususally only carry books of domestic stamps.

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