If you had a girlfriend who would agree to any of your sexual fantasies, what would you do with her?

If you had a girlfriend who would agree to any of your sexual fantasies, what would you do with her?

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Probs hypno shit and a little rapeplay

Fuck horses, no shit though.

Seduce a six year old into a threesome.

She'd be my personal sex slave. Roleplay, rapeplay, spontanious sex in semi-public places, touching herself to porn for 5 minutes before I come home so she's nice and wet. Hell, I'd reward her for being such a good sport.

Most real gfs do that. Thats the point of having a relationship. You actually know and accept the person. I would never make a girl my gf if you cant even discuss sexual fantasies. Thats just sad.

Force her to let her show affection towards me in public so people think she is fond of me.

>Roleplay, rapeplay, spontanious sex in semi-public places, touching herself to porn for 5 minutes before I come home so she's nice and wet. Hell, I'd reward her for being such a good sport.
M8 those are pretty standard things that most girls do

have sex with her...

She would let my dog fuck her while she slurps up my cock

Difference between talking about it and doing it. It all depends. My gf doesn't suck dick. For most anons thats a deal breaker. For me not.

im in the processes of getting this petite girl to date me.
maybe just fuck
if she were to agree to my extensive kinks and fantasies, i would make her lick my ass, talk like a little girl, allow me to cum inside.

eventually allow her to piss on me
lick her ass
shit like that.

shes super cute

wash ur dick

I'd give her a gynecological exam and an enema. But I already do this with girlfriends, so, it's not just trapped in fantasy. It just takes a bit of convincing.

Until she finds the dog is a better fuck than you and you get cucked by man's best friend.

I already do. It's because she dislikes the feeling of it apparently. I never really asked since I don't really care about bj.

Really? So you're telling me I've been getting stiffed all this time, because none of them agreed to take a pounding in such places as libraries and jewish graveyards?
Before you ask... yes, I frequent /pol

asshole... I just came in my pants

Femanon detected.

Well ofcourse thats a dealbreaker. Oral sex is an incredibly important part of a good sex life. A sex life without oral is like a pizza without tomato sauce or cheese. No one should settle for that. Besides, if you dont mind licking her pussy, but she isnt willing to suck your cock than you have a different mindset towards sex and to what sacrifices you make for eachother. Why would you settle for a gf that things less of you than you think of her? You would lick her pussy wouldnt you? Because you know what pleasure that brings her. Why wouldnt she also want to give you that immense pleasure? Even if she thinks sucking cock isnt the most fun thing in the world, its a small sacrifice to give you HUGE pleasure. A partner should be more than willing to give that to his/her partner. NEVER settle for a partner you doesnt think of you like this. Its a very bad sign.

This.
Anything else is played out at this point tbh

I dont know m8 as far as my experience goes girls get a bigger thrill out of public places than men do. Go read those female sx stories etc. Public places is one of womens nr1 fantasy. Maybe you should have been more tactical about it. After all, they want to man to be responsible for picking the place and time etc. If its new for them and too scary then they obviously back off. NExt ttime try a semi public situation for starters or something like that.

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Good luck. I've found most petite/short girls are really conscious about their size(were prob. bullied in one way or another because of it in school) so that's usually an instant turn-off of the highest caliber (at least the few I've dated)

>My gf doesn't suck dick. For most anons thats a deal breaker. For me not.
Oh it doesn't rule out a relationship. But I will fuck others.
I'll also never take it up to the "whole nine yards" level.

Why? I mean I'd ask you if she's muslim or something but muslims are more submissive if anything.

I'd like you to explain it to me but gut feeling off the bat says she's sucking someone else' dick.

Maybe she just wants to be subdued. user needs to be assertive and -take- her. But instead, he settles. Like so.

>I don't really care about bj.

She's gonna get satisfied elsewhere.

Too right

thanks user. I've known her for a long time actually. shes a little messed up, but a fairly confident and sexual girl. im optimistic

>jewish graveyards?
You sure know how to set the mood

all my sexual fantasies?
nigga you just answered your own question.

No idea if you are open for that but lets try it. I don't care about it and I enjoy giving it her. I don't feel like I get pulled over the table here. It is that simple for me. For me life is not about getting and giving equal amounts, but trying to be equally happy together.

Yeah I know where you are coming from. The dick sucking was originally meant to show that people can have relationships that make them happy which could never work for others. Interesting that Sup Forums cares so much about sucking dick.

A fantasy i have developed over the last few years.

My wife would be submissive to me, i would then collar her and invite an ex over that she hates. Make her watch as i fucked my ex and cuckquean my wife.

When i finish my wife plays cleanup duties then gets just dominated and completely humiliated by my ex

>Interesting that Sup Forums cares so much about sucking dick.
It's interesting that guys care about what constitutes 50% of a vanilla sexlife?

>surprised that Sup Forums loves sucking cock

Hi newfriend.

Yeah my english is not the best today. Meant to say that Sup Forums cares about my dick so much and how much it gets sucked.

>Meant to say that Sup Forums cares about my dick so much and how much it gets sucked.
This narrative, about people who have functional relationships being selfish assholes who only care about their dick, does it help you cope with your disappointing sex life? Does it balance out the blue balls you get from this chick who's leading you on in this "relationship?"

I'm kinda familiar with the type. I'm the type who gets his cum drained by chicks like yours when they aren't boring my ass off showing off the sad texts their masochistic sub femboifriends send to justify her bullshit.

You know it. Just can't seem to find tha right girl...
No pun intended, when I said "right", of course...

Not really sure what you are trying to tell me, but you assume a lot and your wording sounds angry. Why?

Maybe you could try not regurgitating pol memes or yapping about libtards or some shit. Focus on something fun, light, erotic. It's like you're cramming silicon packets up the cooters of your stalking interests when you open your mouth like this. It's clearly predominant in your mind.

>your wording sounds angry
It's called colloquialism assface.

Put that bitch in her place and make her suck dick.

Mommyplay/gentle femdom

Maybe a bit of cuckqueening

Weird colloquialism. Just sounds angry to me. Still no idea what you are trying to tell me. Is making you something angry?

Are you always this clueless? Cause it actually explains a lot.

Doesn't happen often that I am that much clueless. Do you want to answer my question?

Baby oil and latex bedsheets so I can slip and slide her

Furry stuff and bdsm

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I'm considering hooking up again with this old friend now that we've both settled down a bit.

We've only gotten more sordid since though so I know she's still on.

You see back in the day we were an item briefly and we made an arrangement. She wants to have children with me. If it were a girl she wanted me to really make her daddy's girl when the time's right. If it were a boy, I wanted her to make him a man.

50/50 shot of being smack dab in the middle of it, hot as fuck either way. I think I might still do this. She's hot AF too, should produce good results.

I would make her fuck me while she convinces my sistyer to fuck me and then I would fuck her with another man and have everyoner already involved orgy the shit out of my sister and girlfriend. i just wanna fuck i guess...

Something like this?

This nigga crazy

child rapist detected

have her help me kidnap a cute girl and let her watch me rape the girl

Congratulations. You cockblocked yourself.

How fat, hairy and unwashed are you that she won't suck it? That's pathetic bro.

Nah, not if they're an appropriate age.
It's just that instead of letting some pockmarked dweeb blunder his way through her hymen she'll be inducted by a man.

Anal and creampies

feelsbatman

Are you man enough?

>she'll be inducted by a man.
You know that girl actually wants to watch and masturbate when I fuck our daughter.
I should've married her from the start.

Its not like she has any control. I could stop giving it her too. She hasn't really any other friends besides me and the 3ish guys that hang around in our apartment. I know what I do.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating

>and the 3ish guys that hang around in our apartment

>I could stop giving it her too
So you could cut this tie from both ends instead of just one.

>Its not like she has any control.
You tell yourself this. You have this hypothetical above to convince yourself you're in control. Fact is it's in trouble and you're entertaining a standoff. That's the sign of a dying relationship.

probably marry her. Like I already did.

Sometimes when I come home shes already naked because she wants me so much and my friends respect that and immediately leave everytime wo we can have alone time : )

what the fuck is wrong with you

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I'd have her pick up other girls for threesomes, foursomes, however- many-somes, but no guys. I've always wondered what it would be like to lay naked in a room full of willing women.

Wash the fucking clothes god dammit nobody here does it and i'm always cleaning shit

...h-hold hands

Probably spending most of your time with one or 2 women because you can't keep track of all of them

>If you had a girlfriend who would agree to any of your sexual fantasies, what would you do with her?
I don't think this would work out well for me.

Yeh, I've been told that happens but I just want to see for myself . I dearly love threesomes, two of everything you've ever wanted, fantastic

this nigga crazy

>nigga

This user knows

I already do, but in return she cuts me with a knife when he have sex. She's a sadist

with the lights off

Let me bang her with friends...and makeing her haveing sex with other guys.

I wish my gf would agree to a threesome with my sister so I can stop fucking them separately

same here man, same here

Make 2 children
A girl and a boy, after few year ( making children around 10-14 year old ) Family incest would be a daily thing. Son would fuck my wife and daughter and I would do same with daughter and wife. I would not fuck my son.


Also Beastiality .

Already done that to every GF I had, mainly threesomes and hardcore sex like anal DP and such, both with toys and with people

*Highfives*
the ebst is that i did threesome once with her and my friend, she really liked it
also she was haveing sex with him few times and recording it for me, but now she dotn want to do ti cause she said "im feeling like a bitch"

mm that sounds great dude. gotta figure out how to talk mine into it

Complete sex slave. Cater to my every whim. Destroy her pussy until it is so cavernous it has an echo. Feed her and make her fat. Complete control over her orgasms, deprive her until she becomes a salivating slut who can think of nothing but sex

Slowly, ake jokes about that, then try figure out if shes even into it. I did like that. I hope my GF will continue it someday...it was the hottest thing in mine live. I masturbated to those records several times

I'd date her and fuck until I get sick of her and find another one?

Most girls agree to sexual fantasies, just be attractive.

Smash her skull with a rock.

get her to fuckin kill me

yea, that was gonna be my approach. i'll get started on it ;)

i also enjoy sharing her, so lmk

Why didn't you idiot? Ooh right, cause she only exists in your head, otherwise you would've married her and started a pedo family.

Hehe, ill never forget how we did threesome in my room, were fucking her in mouth and pussy until we both cum

see, the mental image of fucking my girl like that is pretty great

I do have one, and that is none of your damn business.