>Be me
>read a lot online about how great fleshlights are
>after about 2 years decide to buy one
>whynot.jpg
>await it's arrival
>arrives today
>decide to test it right away
>herewego.jpg
>did not feel amazing, heck not even special
>continue trying for 20 minutes
>can't cum
>decide to finish by hand
>can't return fleshlight
>sadfrog.jpg
have i fallen for some meme or are fleshlights just useless?
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Which one did you get? I've had plenty of pussy that was better than a fleshlight and some that was worse. I had the STU one, 7/10.
the one on the picture is basically the kind i got
Sounds like you've got a case of deathgrip.
Unless you're not an excessive masturbator who's fucked up his dick by jerking off with a deathgrip, it should feel pretty damned good
This
*unless you are
You've been using your hand for quite some time. You know just what to do. This is a new feeling. Maybe take a break from jerking off and try again.
didn't even know of that term
i personally wouldn't call 2-3 times a week excessive
You shouldve tried this one
It's not a matter of quantity but method, a fleshlight isn't fucking a chick but if you can't get yourself off with one the problem isn't the fleshlight.
try blowup dolls next time. only $20 and feel almost like the real thing. the friction warms up the love tunnels. im an expert.
It's not how often it's how hard, and how invariable the stimulation is. Consider it a warning sign from your cock, take the desensitization too far, you'll get ED. Lube? Use lube.
ah thanks for being actually helpful, will try to be using lube in the future - i didn't up until now because i personally find it quite messy being this slimy and all
fleshlights are a fucking meme, the japanese onaholes are the way to go, once you get past some of the packaging being a bit much you will get a much better product.
here's my favourite one so far, its called "daisyuki hold", it can make me cum in 5 minutes if I go fast with it, if I go slow I'll cum so hard that my legs shake.
Even if you just moisturise regularly, if a fleshlight can't you off you're gonna have all kinds of problems with a chick, specially if she tries a hj
wait were you using a fleshlight without lube?
are you trying to rip your dick off?
to be completely honest sex doesn't feel all that good to me in general, so i don't have much interest in it to begin with but after reading your comments maybe not using lube to masturbate is why i'm feeling this way in the first place
no of course i was using lube, i just don't use any when masturbating using my hand
buy onaholes.
Cheaper and feel much better, the japs have certainly mastered the art of masturbation
Lay off the masturbating for a bit. Take some L-arginine tabs. Start using the fleshlight exclusively a couple times a week (not your hand).
But they feel nothing "like" actual pussy.
I heard just a few minutes ago that L citrulline is better than L arginine.
if you want actual pussy you buy a hooker, if you want dick stimulation tech get an onahole.
For real? Why? I'mma have to look it up. Took L-arginine while I was stacking/working out I didn't know back that it was good for boners
its not, zinc gives the best results
Nah bro. You get used to an onahole and then one day your autism dissappears and you start getting getting laid but it feels shit because you've been fucking some unnatural feeling jap made sextoy.
Stfu zinc. Faggot
That fleshlight is your mother.
They're good if you never envision ever getting laid.
Yeah, everyone knows Zircon is the best metal
They're shit. No suction. Have to grip it hard in your hands. Fucking rubbish m8
you know nothing, looks at the cum that ive put on my cum rag in only a few weeks
this is just plain disgusting
from what I understand your kidneys convert the L-citruline into L-arginine and nitric oxide which causes better blood flow in total
I'm not that worried about getting laid, with onaholes I can use them as much as I want.
maybe your dick is too thin, that onahole in particular grips me like a vice.
dont act like you dont have one
My dick is 10 inches all around
you know i own a piece of furniture called a toilet
why not use tissues?
doesnt all that cum make it difficult to wear that tshirt?
Old fag detected. Chek'd n keked
ok
its a bit stiff but totally wearable
a toilet is not furniture....
Stifler! My man
you walk all the way to the toilet to cum ? so weird.
>tfw I feel old because someone else got called an oldfag referencing Stifler
>piece of furniture
You are cum and nothing but cum.
Not with that attitude
Why are you so cum?
And another thing...
...
......
CUM!
thats not a bad thing.
oh jesus christ I was kidding, you're too hardcore for me.
I want this. Can I have it? Plz user
Like some fucked up tie dye
small nut kek
Why wouldnt you take a bitch out on a date with the money you spent on a fleshlight and just fuck her over and over again. What the fuck is wrong with you losers? They day you buy a jack off toy is the day you admit to being a shitty salesman and a worse hunter. You should feel shame. Every last one of you beta fucks.
why not just eat it?
This ones better imo
Heh, been with my missus for 15 years, why would that prevent me from masturbating? Do you only ever do things with other people?
this guy wears his cumrag don't tempt fate by telling him to eat it, he probably will.
did you use lube?
kek
see
The first time I used mine it was shit but it did get better. I do think they're overrated though and I just find it easier to fap now. Nothing beats pussy sept pussy.
cmon you never cum on yourself or anything ? hardly hard core.
im still using it atm
second cum shot of the day
why
I try not to cum on myself, I have a lot of body hair and it's very difficult to get out of my body hair properly, normally I do it into a tissue.
the other fag doesn't have to complain about making a mess and you don't have to walk to the toilet
Fuck that noise. Not worth my time to go looking for girls. There's too much other bullshit that goes with it.
a toilet is so much more
Gtfo normie faggot. Implying that taking a girl out on a date means free pussy for life. Implying that guys with gfs/wives/fwb don't masturbate.
Fuck outta here Chad.
Mines shit as well.
Pro tip. Bury it between something like a mattress or the cushions in a couch.. Chuck on some pov porn and fuck it. I can't get a load off if I'm manually working it.. it's retarded.. literally like holding a flesh light.
I've also tried several types and a tenga flip. The cheap jap ones are the best Imo.
yeah i might give this a shot
tenga flip is more expensive than it needs to be, look for onaholes by "toy's heart" they are fairly cheap and pretty damn sturdy.
>thinks people with gfs don't use these
kiddo detected
in fact my ex loved watching me use a clear one.
My story
oh so you're a huge faggot.
Itt: fucking losers that fuck plastic and talk about it with other losers.
welcome loser.
um actually it's silicone
im not a loser.
>are fleshlights just useless?
Waste of money.
They don't get me off either, I wouldn't worry about it. Never had problems with ED and I get my rocks off twice a day and have done for the last 20 years.
A lot of guys can get off just on someone touching/sucking their dick too, I can't, never really thought of it as a problem -- I've had some excellent experiences but they were 80% psychology and 20% stimulation; most younger girls give cocks a limp wristed handshake and don't really take command of the situation, that's just the way it is. The sensation alone can get people off, it doesn't do it for me at all. More experienced women or the odd girl who knows exactly what she wants are a completely different story - with them you won't even care if you can feel it.
I compare it to fucking a girl in the ass, or some dudes in the ass I suppose - the sensation isn't a naturally pleasurable one to start with. The psychology of it is what makes it feel good. I've been with girls who never enjoyed anal sex because at the time I wasn't able to make it psychologically pleasurable for them, other girls would beg for it because for them, the taboo of being trained and stretched and being called a dirty slut was all they could think about.
Having a nasty sorta-sticky plastic pussy with weird dots on the inside that you have to spend about 40 minutes washing and drying out around your cock probably isn't psychologically pleasurable for you. Imagine that? Fleshlights work for some people, but I think there's a lot of psychology involved and if it doesn't work for you I wouldn't worry about it.
Hey mike, nice to see you again. Have a seat