Hello, Sup Forums, in 1 hour my girldfriend and I will do anal sex for the first time. I am nervous as fuck...

Hello, Sup Forums, in 1 hour my girldfriend and I will do anal sex for the first time. I am nervous as fuck. Do you have any suggestions? I don't want to come immediately and fuck her well. We are together for 3 weeks so I still want to impress her.

no matter what do not let her wash or douche or anything like that

it will remove the natural lubricating liquids in her ass

its best if she has just recently taken a shit

Poopy dick

Fuck kinda advice is this hahahaha. That's a good way to get shit on your dick

enema and use lot of lube, a lot. use fingers first,1 finger then 2 and then slowly fuck her ass. dont be too eager, it will be painful for her. also you both should drink a little. both are going to be more relaxed and it helps her for dealing the pain. atleast it helped my girls who didn't have anal before.

Depends on if she has done it before or not.

No one is doing a fucking enema asshole. Like I'm going to wait hours for her to shoot all of the shit out of her ass.

Just do the opposite of what this guy said and you're good to go. Nobody likes shit on dick, unless you're into scat

Since I don't think your girlfriend is gonna go to the extent of douching and enemas and stuff, be prepared to get shit on your dick. Wear a condom, unless you're okay with pulling out and your dick being covered with bits of corn from the burrito she had for lunch,

Anal's pretty overrated and extremely messy tbh. The resulting awkwardness from any potential mess also is unnecessarily annoying.

Then enjoy all of that shit going on your cock. We tried

Why you asking for advice then dumbass. It's not rocket science. Have you even heard of google? Why are you here?

Yes because bitches asses are full of shit at all times.

Butt plugs and warm the area up with foreplay user.. don't just go straight for it

pics or it didnt happen

Use lube. Lots of lube. No such thing as too much lube when you're doing anal.

then prepare for shitty anal you retard

and lube.... lots of lube

you are retarded mongoloid aren't you. enjoy the shit smell, shit on your dick and upcoming infection on your dick because you are braindead weeb faggot.

Not OP jerk off but I knew some retard was going to be all Oh do an enema. Have you ever stuck your finger up a girl's ass? How many times have you felt shit up there?

most peoples are

what?

So fucking stupid. Bitch won't let you put your dick up there if she knows she's got a turd brewing

If you're a little pencil dicked motherfucker, you'll be fine. But if you're packing some heat down there, you'll be packing fudge,

condom or not, you may get popoo, so don't freak out.
Let her do the penetration, start in spoon and let her be the one who pushes towards you, lubricate that hole with saliva or lube if necessary.
then you may change position, bitches go crazy when doing anal in all fours.
when finishing, go straight up to the bathrrom and check damages, never tell a lady that she just painted ur dick brown, dats fuked up.
hope that helps.
sincerely, a butt fuk lover

you know, its not gonna feel good for you if there is shit in her asshole. its gonna sting your dick, stupid fat virgin weeb.

It's shitty advice. Obviously

Lube, lots of lube

It's his and her first time. Do they want a pleasant time or a smelly awkward time. Preparation is key. Also I rarely stick my finger in girls assholes cause it's not natural

a lot of girls like it today. 8/10 girls i've been wanted assplay. bitches have no boundaries anymore.

Well if they're clean then go for it. But it'll never be a turn on for me unfortunately

Better yet, stop being a faggot and just be an adult about it. You want anal, deal with getting your dick dirty. When your wife has shot out a kid or two and you're literally wiping shit off of everything in your house, come back to a screenshot of this post and realise how pathetic you sound. It's shit, it doesn't hurt your cock. Learn to enjoy everything that goes in or comes out of the person you love. Stop being a raging pussy and man up.
This also goes for you pathetic kids who are still sickened by a woman that doesn't shave. Don't worry, becoming a real man happens to most of you, it's just a shame it takes you so damn long.
It's prissy childmen that make bitches scared of having their asses fucked or challenging the norm by not shaving etc.

Thanks for your advice. Will take photos if she let me to. She never did it before as well, she is nervous too. Can you recommend a certain position?

Do you get a hard on while wiping your kids shit up too? You watch scat porn?

some people don't like gross hairy cunts or literal shit

be a man and tell your bitch to clean and groom herself

i remember when i was 13

Assholes a fucking lined with shit, shit comes out of assholes that what they are for.

And most fuckin people just wipe their dirty assholes. There is without a doubt going to be shit in a girls asshole unless she uses a bidet or something.

You've never been with a girl. It's OK, it will happen someday. I've had my finger in at least 10 female asses. Number of times I've felt shit in there = one.

Funny thing is I actually fapped to anal porn when I was a kid. 25 now and it disgusts me. Don't have a problem with other people doing it. Have a problem with people trying to convince others it's normal. Kinda like the gay disease

Negative, on both accounts.
It's just worrying how terrified men are of getting shit on their dick. If you don't like it, don't do it. It's not like you have to go down there afterwards and suck a log out of her shitter is it? Unless you're fucking Andy Sixx, in which case, pucker up big boy.

Tongue around the area first. Like give her a rimjob. Make sure that you don't get shit on your tongue. After a solid 3-5 minutes move up real slow and start fucking slowly and then faster

No ones terrified just disgusted.

Who the fuck plans an anal sex encounter in the morning?

Don't lie on the Internet...

>It's shit, it doesn't hurt your cock

except it does you fucking idiot, enjoy having a thriving bacteria culture on your dick

Sounds gross, that's too much. Fucking is enough for the beginning.

I am not from the US

Enjoy your UTI faggot

this

Just one question, then I have to go. Can I put it in the whole length? In porn videos the guy never puts it all in. I have no porn sized dick, but it's still pretty big. I want to have fun but I don't want to hurt her.

Incorrect.

There is no better feeling than blowing your load in a girls asshole. Make sure she has cleaned up. You don't need lube really, just luck and spit on her asshole. Have her give you slobbery head right before. When you duck her, do it slowly and in missionary(it's more intimate that way) and right before you cum have her clench(it will suck your cum out like a vacume and feel amazing!) and make sure you kiss her while you cum in her ass. She will for sure want to do it again

I start with having her shower first, then I eat her out and slip a finger in the anus after fingering her vag. Go slow. Always slow. Put your dick in her vag and fuck for a bit, then pull out and lube your dick and her asshole. Press the Head of your dick to the hole and slowly push. Don't Force it, I push a bit, and let her slide down into it a bit. Pump slow, love slow, and don't look down.

If you're not going to enema, then definitely have her shit first. Start by spooning. Lots of lube. Don't try to just use saliva, it won't be enough for your first attempt. Heavy foreplay, lube and gently stim her anus with a finger. You can also flip her into doggy. Slip your dick in her pussy and fuck her a bit as you finger her ass gently. When she's loosening up, the insert finger in her ass. Keep fucking her as you do this. Add more lube if needed. If that's going ok, try adding a second finger. Once she's taking those easily, time for the main event. Back to spoon. Position the head of your cock at her anus. Have her start pushing back as you rub her clit. Let her control initial penetration. Once the tip is in, stop and hold it there for a minute so she can relax. Keep working her clit. Once she relaxes she can start working it in. Nows the time to start pushing your cock into her ass. Keep rubbing her clit, because you want her to orgasm as you fuck her ass. Helps the body make the connection between anal sex and pleasure. Once she starts to orgasm, now is the time to step things up. Start fucking her harder and flip her to her stomach if you want. Do not try to delay cumming. Once the orgasm starts to fade, she may not like the dick in her ass as much. So cum soon as possible after she does. After hold off on the afterglow and immediately go piss to decrease risk of UTI.

After a few times of fingering her clit to orgasm as you fuck her ass, her brain will associate the two. From that point on, it's going to be hardcore anal fucking whenever you want.

Dude you mightve gotten older but you never grew up

Damn you're irritating as fuck.

I've fucked lots of people in the ass, boys and grills, some spontaneous some planned, never got shit on my cock. Use lots of lube and you're good to go.

she better prepare herself, cleaning up and all

get lots of lube or spit
and play with your fingers alot first, also teasing, playing around and make her eager for the penetration.
personally i like when he almost pulls out and then shoves it up full again, the getting stretched part is what i enjoy the most.

Duck her dinky to get her horny first

>I don't want to come immediately and fuck her well. We are together for 3 weeks so I still want to impress her.
When you have to ask "how to do anal", you'll either come immediately or you'll have bone killer. Either way, you'll screw up.

My suggestion? Let it be natural. The time will come. Don't set any exact timing or you'll end up stressed and you'll fuck up and neither of you ends up happy.

Also ignore all those bshits about cleaning before. (probably virgins writing here) Also lube is usually not needed as well (spitting does the work usually).