Civilization Thread

Civilization Thread.

I just drew this up so lets get it. Dubs decides next turn.

Trips starts world wonder creation
Quads advances technology

Population: 2
Food: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

Bonus Resources:

Perks:

Gather edible plants

Your advisor suggests you explore. There's a whole world out there!

No the world is scary eat grass

>738445400
w i n r a r

The people start to eat grass. It isn't very filling.

Population: 2
Food: .1 / +.1 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

YOUR PEOPLE ARE STARVING!

Bonus Resources:

Perks:

After we are done eating grass i want our man to start pushing dirt into the woman's asshole

Eat a lot more grass

Go explore for more filling grass

The people explore.
Founds. Woods (2), Fish, More Tasty Grass
Population: 2
Food: .2 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

Bonus Resources:

Perks:

Punch a tree until it falls down

Burn down a tree and harvest its partially charred wood

have sex

fuk each other

Guy aggressively impregnate girl and cut off her arms as food

Push dirt into girls butthole

Drown woman

Set the forest on fire

Chop down tree with dick. Then eat tree. Molest grass.

Woman drowns man

>technoLOGy

fagGOT

impregnate female

feed grass to fish

Find seeds and have the female start farming

tree chopped down. gained 5 Wood.
Your citizens dick was mangled in the process, reproduction now impossible.
Your citizens attempt to eat tree, -2 wood.
It isn't edible, so they decide to molest the grass.

The grass feels uncomfortable

Population: 2
Food: -1.6 / .2 Per Turn (-2 every 3 turns for POP)
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks:

use penis blood as bait to get fish

WINRAR

this would be a technological advance, however your citizens have no technology to advance. Enjoy snakes instead.

put snake up woman's vag

Kill and eat the snakes

...

feed grass to snakes

Use snake venom to make the man erect, impregnate woman before the man dies.

Eat snakes. Get horny from the hunt. Fuck like rabbits.

You guys suck at this.

Eat grass

We shouldn't have explored.. we would have never ran into the snakes
We should have just eaten more grass. There's plenty of it there

Kek
Then eat grass fed snakes. AGRICULTURE!

Alien vessel crashes into woods killing the alien pilots. No harm is done to the people.

Make a weapon out of wood

We can come back from this.

Kill snakes for food, fuck the girl

Find where in the blue fuck Godzilla is.

Make fishing rods out of the dick-chopped tree and use snakes as bait to fish

Lawl fucking winner

A random nigger shows up, the woman is intrigued. He looks genetically superior although his intellect lacks substance as he only knows how to throw rocks farther than the other male. She still leaves a puddle of pussy juice at the thought of getting blacked.

Praise new found snakes as gods

Make woman breed with grass impregnate her with grass

attack a fish using a stick

>Snakes as gods
My sides

reroll

form suicide pact with woman and snakes

Worship snakes and offer them grass

Roll

reroll but the nigger has two dicks

I think OP gave up on us lol
Smoke grass

reroll

WinRar

Eat the fish, but season them with grass.

hey OP just had to FAP sorry giumme a sec

pls

Or he might be drawing more. Drawing the same things using paint is difficult

why

guys pls help me get her blacked

The civilization finds the Zulu and gets blacked.

You begin to worship the snakes, and make them crowns. you offer them grass. they are confused.

the grass is uncomfortable.

NEW RELIGION FOUNDED:
Snekism:

+5 Faith per turn

Perk:
Citizens now immune to disease

Population: 2
Food: -1.4 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 10 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

guy: fappin
gurl: fappin


hopin for dubs so much

Mutant Zulu

>snekism
wow Op, that's really creative. At Least they won't die of cancer. Might use that blood to cure the world

Topkek

Now pray they will fix your broken cock and try to reproduce with woman

OP Here, I know i missed some dubs while I was away, but from here on I'll do my best to keep up.

pray for snakes to heal dick

use the snek god's magical semen to impregnate woman. Fuck the dude

pray to snake god for immaculate conception

Eat the snakes to gain their god powers.

catch fish

reroll. Guys if this works we might make our civilization the only non human

Sorry we doubted you OP
carve wood into snake fetishes (sticks) and sharpen the tips

Reroll

Don't forget to sacrifice some to the snek god

waste of dubs

nice ... but way to usefull

Find another civilization to abduct and eat their children.

roll for this and also more grass

Reroll

yeah we might have made the only cross species civilization instead.

Lone black man comes into camp, is enslaved, woman finds him disgusting and cuts off his tiny penis. Uses new slave to forage for watermelon.

Fucking winrar

YAY! finally!

Are we going to be xenomorphs.

Reroll

Yall build a net and catch fish. (+2 Food Per turn)

The snake gods request something shiny. They will reward you if you are successful

Population: 2
Food: .8 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 15 / 5 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease

Repair broken dick and use as fishing rod

Pray to Snek to fix penis

Reroll

A faggot appears

WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR WHITE PEOPLE

Eat the snake gods.

impregnate woman with snek blood to make a baby eating xenomorph

offer snek fish scales

Send woman to find shinies while man sits at home scratching his ballsack

are you retarded user. you can't eat the gods.

reroll

Give fish scales to snek gods
build tree houses