Civilization Thread.
I just drew this up so lets get it. Dubs decides next turn.
Trips starts world wonder creation
Quads advances technology
Population: 2
Food: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Bonus Resources:
Perks:
Civilization Thread.
I just drew this up so lets get it. Dubs decides next turn.
Trips starts world wonder creation
Quads advances technology
Population: 2
Food: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Bonus Resources:
Perks:
Gather edible plants
Your advisor suggests you explore. There's a whole world out there!
No the world is scary eat grass
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w i n r a r
The people start to eat grass. It isn't very filling.
Population: 2
Food: .1 / +.1 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn
YOUR PEOPLE ARE STARVING!
Bonus Resources:
Perks:
After we are done eating grass i want our man to start pushing dirt into the woman's asshole
Eat a lot more grass
Go explore for more filling grass
The people explore.
Founds. Woods (2), Fish, More Tasty Grass
Population: 2
Food: .2 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Bonus Resources:
Perks:
Punch a tree until it falls down
Burn down a tree and harvest its partially charred wood
have sex
fuk each other
Guy aggressively impregnate girl and cut off her arms as food
Push dirt into girls butthole
Drown woman
Set the forest on fire
Chop down tree with dick. Then eat tree. Molest grass.
Woman drowns man
>technoLOGy
fagGOT
impregnate female
feed grass to fish
Find seeds and have the female start farming
tree chopped down. gained 5 Wood.
Your citizens dick was mangled in the process, reproduction now impossible.
Your citizens attempt to eat tree, -2 wood.
It isn't edible, so they decide to molest the grass.
The grass feels uncomfortable
Population: 2
Food: -1.6 / .2 Per Turn (-2 every 3 turns for POP)
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
Perks:
use penis blood as bait to get fish
WINRAR
this would be a technological advance, however your citizens have no technology to advance. Enjoy snakes instead.
put snake up woman's vag
Kill and eat the snakes
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feed grass to snakes
Use snake venom to make the man erect, impregnate woman before the man dies.
Eat snakes. Get horny from the hunt. Fuck like rabbits.
You guys suck at this.
Eat grass
We shouldn't have explored.. we would have never ran into the snakes
We should have just eaten more grass. There's plenty of it there
Kek
Then eat grass fed snakes. AGRICULTURE!
Alien vessel crashes into woods killing the alien pilots. No harm is done to the people.
Make a weapon out of wood
We can come back from this.
Kill snakes for food, fuck the girl
Find where in the blue fuck Godzilla is.
Make fishing rods out of the dick-chopped tree and use snakes as bait to fish
Lawl fucking winner
A random nigger shows up, the woman is intrigued. He looks genetically superior although his intellect lacks substance as he only knows how to throw rocks farther than the other male. She still leaves a puddle of pussy juice at the thought of getting blacked.
Praise new found snakes as gods
Make woman breed with grass impregnate her with grass
attack a fish using a stick
>Snakes as gods
My sides
reroll
form suicide pact with woman and snakes
Worship snakes and offer them grass
Roll
reroll but the nigger has two dicks
I think OP gave up on us lol
Smoke grass
reroll
WinRar
Eat the fish, but season them with grass.
hey OP just had to FAP sorry giumme a sec
pls
Or he might be drawing more. Drawing the same things using paint is difficult
why
guys pls help me get her blacked
The civilization finds the Zulu and gets blacked.
You begin to worship the snakes, and make them crowns. you offer them grass. they are confused.
the grass is uncomfortable.
NEW RELIGION FOUNDED:
Snekism:
+5 Faith per turn
Perk:
Citizens now immune to disease
Population: 2
Food: -1.4 / .2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 10 / 5 Per Turn
Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
guy: fappin
gurl: fappin
hopin for dubs so much
Mutant Zulu
>snekism
wow Op, that's really creative. At Least they won't die of cancer. Might use that blood to cure the world
Topkek
Now pray they will fix your broken cock and try to reproduce with woman
OP Here, I know i missed some dubs while I was away, but from here on I'll do my best to keep up.
pray for snakes to heal dick
use the snek god's magical semen to impregnate woman. Fuck the dude
pray to snake god for immaculate conception
Eat the snakes to gain their god powers.
catch fish
reroll. Guys if this works we might make our civilization the only non human
Sorry we doubted you OP
carve wood into snake fetishes (sticks) and sharpen the tips
Reroll
Don't forget to sacrifice some to the snek god
waste of dubs
nice ... but way to usefull
Find another civilization to abduct and eat their children.
roll for this and also more grass
Reroll
yeah we might have made the only cross species civilization instead.
Lone black man comes into camp, is enslaved, woman finds him disgusting and cuts off his tiny penis. Uses new slave to forage for watermelon.
Fucking winrar
YAY! finally!
Are we going to be xenomorphs.
Reroll
Yall build a net and catch fish. (+2 Food Per turn)
The snake gods request something shiny. They will reward you if you are successful
Population: 2
Food: .8 / 2.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 15 / 5 Per Turn
Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
Repair broken dick and use as fishing rod
Pray to Snek to fix penis
Reroll
A faggot appears
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR WHITE PEOPLE
Eat the snake gods.
impregnate woman with snek blood to make a baby eating xenomorph
offer snek fish scales
Send woman to find shinies while man sits at home scratching his ballsack
are you retarded user. you can't eat the gods.
reroll
Give fish scales to snek gods
build tree houses