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>Brackets
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NOW: Dimitrov - Istomin
NOW: Raonic (3) - Bautista Agut
8:30: Monfils (6) - Nadal (9)
6:30: Pliskova (5) - Gavrilova
All times are central Australian time.
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2ND for Istomin kill
WHY DO I LISTEN TO (You)
>watching old and busted
>not watching new hotness
Explain
RIP DANIEL ISTOMIN
2017-2017
YOUR VALIANT SERVICES AT THE AUSTRALIAN FRONT, IN THE BATTLE OF SERBIA WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
fuck thiem and zverev,"next guard" my ass. don't getme started on kyrgios
autista btfo
Looks like no more keks from the uzbek. It was a good run.
post >yfw istomin
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It's just a media scam.
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/cric/ posters lurkin, and likely posting
Why aren't you a ballboy for the WTA yet user?
Can you believe that a young gun like Zverev was outlasted by an almost 31 year old Nadal just coming back from an injury?
thank you for your service dennis
Womenlets getting btfo. Pliskova is way more mobile than I remember from the usopen.
Dasha...
fuck, why even live
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geneticalfreak vs "ok" player..... but for a 23 year old tio lose to that punkass goffin? Surreal.
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that's included as part of the training course for ball boys
they're also taught to fit a boob back into the bra in case it pops out, there's a special technique involved
I thought they were muslim
How is sex with a prostitute like?
iktb
>nightlife prostitution
So this is the central asian version of Thailand, I reckon.
Has there been a worse fanbase in any sport than Federer's?
I wanted him to win when it looked like he was going to face Murray but now i want him and the fake tennis fans to fuck off.
You may be dead but you'll be back Istomin
>mfw
im seeing one later for the first time
They are sort of muslim in the same way that Sweden is christian I think, moderate muslims are real
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churkas are not full muslim, i.e. Borat.
I totally love tennis!!!
umm I think Federer is my fav!
what a hunk haha :blush emoji:
>tattoo
hmm nah not gonna do it
STANDING
youtube.com
Why is she so cute
tell us how it goes
>Hating on the GOAT
>i want him and the fake tennis fans to fuck off
Once Dasha is gone they will mate
>hating the GOAT
success always breeds jealousy
federer is the true tennis patrician's choice
he plays a completely skillful game whereas his main opponents (nadal/djokovic/murray) rely primarily on athleticism
goodnight sweet prince
welp, de drim is ded
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>being this contrarian
pleb
>gay ad
wew
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Don't you ever shit talk Dasha around me ever again
>federer is the true tennis patrician's choice
>not dolgopolov
THIS IS TAIWAN'S FAULT
Is someone going to stop Bliss n Eso?
>giant mons pubis
>bush
Canada needs to be swallowed by the fucking ocean
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i'm worried desu
my willies only 5 inches hard
i can't do crazy positions like reverse cow girl can i?
what sort of positions apart from doggy should i do
I miss Santoro desu
>Eastern European sluts
My dick.
Punished Istomin - A man denied a championship
you're not going to last that long anyway, don't sweat it
>shitty ass
>shitty everything
fucking gayass ads
Not hating on Dasha just the fans, she a qt.
There are plenty of positions to increase pleasure if you're worried about your size. It's there job to please you anyway.
kek dolgo is great fun to watch
lol you can see Autista Agut sleeping in the lounge
nah im only 5 too. youre pretty much limited to missionary and doggy. dont even bother if a girl is chubby youre not making it through those cheeks
If you can, find a place or whore who offers MSOG (Multiple Shots On Goal) means that if you pay for an hour and cum in 5 minutes you still get to go as many rounds as you want with the hour you bought. Most whores kick you out the door once you've blown your load in establishments.
t. /afl/ thread expertise given to me by Bikecunt
LET'S GO BATISTA VAGOO
can autista fagut make it la's?
Fuck i feel so bad for him.
Only reason to watch the WTA
this looks comfy af. can you still stay after you lose or do they kick you out
I've heard djokovic keeps going to play solitaire on those computers until he's escorted out
>Raonic losing the set to a nadul knockoff
Dimitrov got lucky, Denis would have whopped him without the injury.
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so what positions apart from doggy should i try?
i dont get that post in the pic
explain to me please
is he actualy autista?
Just let your instincts take over. But honestly, sex is boring af.
they should make the entire court hawk eye censored so if the ball lands outside the whole outer area blinks red
Personal favourite is prone bone
has canada apologised for raonic yet?
Autista looks so much like a Even Steven, a guy you see everyday at the bus stop or something, I'd never guess he's a top tennis player.
>tfw $100 on Raonic to win it all @ 17
oh well, still made a killing on laying Murray
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Same. I'm bit down because of this match.
so when i'm with her, say i want to do 'prone bone' do i politically tell her to lie down on her chest or should i say lets do prone bone (shes romanian) and she'll hopefully know what that means?
t. jeffrey dahmer
More like Serbia Mountain Negro
pic related, her legs being closed together make your dick feel much bigger and her tighter
That face
bruh, you don't have to talk just use your hands to put her however you wish to
what?
No, just at some point tell her to turn over and fuck her while she's lying down.
kek if true
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this is a good one
Reminder Serena is going to win.
Canada can you please stop being so gay all the time?
lmao
I've not seen a woman put her legs out like that. Usually they just lie straight.
Some autist in an /afl/ game thread went on a massive sperg out about he was better than everyone because he rides a bike (clearly had no licence), only drinks soylent and vitamins and fucks whores because women are beneath his time. /afl/ had a field day with him
Also means you don't have to hold yourself up entirely
I mean, don't put all your weight on her, but you don't have to hold yourself up like you're doing a plank or something.