/heem/

fuck u goof>News:
www.themaclife.com
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/

>/heem/ related fight wear:
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD

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youtube.com/watch?v=CFZjQ2UrWIQ
twitter.com/TWooodIey
youtube.com/watch?v=f0cXOMpj5RQ&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=4pN1GviiDAs
instagram.com/p/BPk3l_-gebj/
youtube.com/watch?v=PfsyLLeULkY
streamable.com/hudm
youtube.com/watch?v=qDaC02IOHiQ
youtu.be/Qeodk4Y4a1k
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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studboy = god

>If I enjoyed sucking dick, I would be telling everyone that I loved sucking dick

>not wanting Bob Sapp vs CM Punk in an Openweight Bout LIVE on PPV

Is being president the least thanked job?

Is this the most diverse thread in Sup Forums?

now it is

NOT THE ARTS

anyone see this yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=CFZjQ2UrWIQ

really think arlovski might die desu

Conor McGregor is the best stand-up fighter in the UFC in terms of skill

Yes.

you were saying

Scale Conor's weight/size/reach up correctly, keep his skill the same, and he'd heem every HW currently around.

What does Dana's head taste like?

Yeah and Joanna would beat Stipe if she was the same size .....

I get you Eastern Euros have to stick together because there's so few of you but he's years ahead of Stipe's striking and there's no doubt about it.

I loved that one his main points on the show this week was based on a raceb8ing tweet made by a parody Twood account

no he was talking about Woodley and Thompson's ESPN segment
keep up

NO, he was talking about this parody account he retweeted right before going live and the tweet he literally showed on screen during the show. the account is actually pretty hilarious.

twitter.com/TWooodIey

that's hilarious, please nobody tell him

I almost warned him before he went live because I saw the retweet right before he was going on and knew what was going to happen. Then I figured it would funnier to see if I was right.

I hope he sees the kangz n shieet tweet
unless thats a shop and not real

What would you rather buy for 4 billion US Dollars - Star Wars or UFC ?

170 was my first full Bellator show I've watched. It really feels like they try to bring in the WWE flare in some ways, with the entrances, and fighters talking to eachother over the mics. Pretty cringey.

If they truly want to standout from the UFC, they need to go all in on making it a circus. Celebrity fights, bring in lot's of pro wrestlers and just have them scrap with a year of training. That would get people to tune in. Instead of being a obviously shit version of what the UFC is, with a Joe Rogan lite.

UFC, because it is a sport and for that reason, even for Star Wars, it has more longevity.

Their round cage looks much nicer than octagon tho

Remember before Wonderboy heemd Hendricks everyone was saying Hendricks had the best camp of his life and he looked in the best shape of his career?

man, I root for Arlovski, but that Negro looks really fucking hungry. Damn

Star Wars is the most popular IP in the history while UFC is a niche sports "league". There's no way that Disney can loose on their investment while WME can fuck up on UFC in many ways

They use much better camera angles as well

196er

Who wins this fight?

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>loose

muh dick

It took you this long to watch Bellator? How new to the sport are you?

Let me know when you are going to write something in Polish so I can point out your mistakes buddeh

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Buuuuuurn

You're welcome.

kek
KEK

UFC has entrances early on if I'm not being retarded and remember correctly.

Yes, but they got rid of em so they can get more steats in the venue and also maximize profit by not wasting money on a 3 minute entrance

youtube.com/watch?v=f0cXOMpj5RQ&t=1s

Cringe as fuck desu

can someone link me w timestamp
not gonna watch a whole episode of smug black man the podcast

1. U should appreciate sum1 helping u w/ English
2. Who da heck would need to speak polish

no

ok

No can do my man, you've got to Knuckle Up!™ and watch the the whole episode. You don't want to miss any contextual jokes.

youtube.com/watch?v=4pN1GviiDAs

I dunno lol

no

jebem ti mater

if macedo didn't have a size disadvantage, she would win easily
the fact that macedo is a natural strawweight puts things up in the air a bit more, but I still think she'll win

Have you ever tried being a witcher without polish?

He is stealing our memes
instagram.com/p/BPk3l_-gebj/

Joanna champion?

*blocks your path*

>I'm Ar-Dee-Ayy

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No, he's stealing Conor's memes.

Probably before you were born
youtube.com/watch?v=PfsyLLeULkY

*knocks you out*
Nothing personell, kid

he looks like the short bulky guy from jersey shore here

Tito used to fight in the UFC? Bellator made it sound like he was one of their starters the other night

Scha*b created all thing, including Conor and his memes.

*knocks you out and makes you cry*

Nah I was like 11-12. I grew up watching this shit desu.

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>Conor McGregor you better pack 8 lunches if you wanna fuck with these mothafuckas

What did Joey Diaz mean by this?

>may apply for more than 1 product

t. teenager

Could take that left hand and not cry, /heem/?

It's easy, just rip-off someone else.

*chokes you out*
I'm not surprised, motherfuckers

I gotta ask you man, did Conor molest you as a kid?

*taps your shoulder from behind*
That was a hologram

Be careful Tyron *


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>tfw shitposting on /heem/ while in PHIL 240 at Texas A&M

live in the moment

Did Rogan take the same steroids that they feed to pittbulls that make their fucking heads grow ?

>>see a flying knee, put the head down

streamable.com/hudm

Remember that time Rory pulled side control against Wonderboy?

Remember whe-
*sticks my dick in your mouth*

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Guess who the GRRRL on the right is

Namajunas

Rose Namajunas

Rose

I find her rupilsive now btw guys

I'm a /MichelleWaterson/ guy now

It's true that CM Punk will take part on the new TUF?

come to the lightside eh? nice to have you

Oh my god please

Morning /heem/ is best /heem/

Maybe as a water boy

>4pm

Will anyone pay tribute to Gabe the Dog on the upcoming card by coming out to this?

youtube.com/watch?v=qDaC02IOHiQ

>I've never had to chase pro wrestler in my life and I'm not gonna on TUF 24 finale
>what are you talkin about
>what are YOU talkin about

youtu.be/Qeodk4Y4a1k
>Tyrone

.....really?

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