THE SPIRIT IS WILLING

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING

BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED

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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

ZAPP IS TRUMP
MOM IS HILLARY

You're suppose to say say "What did he mean by this?"

really makes u think........

I approve since it makes Hilary seem worse

Champagn

BITE
MY
SHINYYYYYYYY

The secret to winning a war is the element of surprise...
surprise!

Yes, comets. The icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost... Or something.

In the game of chess, never let your adversary see your pieces.

Futurama is for plebs

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

Did my fame precede me or was I too quick for it?

what makes a man neutral?

literally audibly kekked. forgot about that one

Gold?
Lust for power?
Or were you just born with heart full of neutrality?

Fuck. No memeing here but my neurons pitched a few to home plate on that one.

>"You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson"
>"If it's a lesson in love, watch out, I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it Kif?"
">*sigh* "Sexlexia..."

Zapp is the best Futurama character. I can vividly remember almost all of his moments.

Pretty much. He's the Johnny Bravo of the cast. Everyone has a softspot for the dumb lovable comedy guy.

I am the man with no name.
Zapp Brannigan at your service

EROTIC

>She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro

WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS WITH AN APPROPRIATE PIC REEEEWWWWWEEEEE

Time to shove a jalapeno up this ship's tailpipe.

Is this the Reddit thread?

No, go make one yourself.

Literally the best line in the entire show. Brilliant, hilarious, and insightful at the same time

>STOP EXPLODING, YOU COWARDS!

HOLY SHIT

BILLY WEST RECORDED SOME TRUMP QUOTES ON TWITTER IN ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S VOICE

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If it's not West then it had me fooled