Dubs decides what I text back

Dubs decides what I text back.

Bumping.

Say that you love eating dicks more than real food

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

Hory shiet

nice

Double dubs

I love sucking horse dick

better fucking deliver that manifesto, op.

bumping

delivered, waiting

yep.

It's such a lovely day I just got paid stack em up be on my way, dr jones 4:13 old test

fuck, forgot pic

make her send a picture of her feet

Bumperino.

"Do you measure up to this?"

Dubs get

send pic as well op kek

fuuuck, I'll deliver, one sec

Moral question: Are niggers people?

my name jeff

"ok, all jokes aside, I'm super into you and have been for a while. We should go out for some coffee soon."

do it

this and only this

so many dubs

OP has got a novel to reply with

the dubs in this thread god damn
if this is dubs just do this

Send loli

He is not escaping

My name is Ian. Not Patrick.

he can't escape either
now if this one is dubs

You posted her number mastermind

Now do

"You're way to old for me anyway"

Oh shit we have the number OP what have you done

fuuuuck

no one text that number until after this thread is over.
cant have them onto us

top kek

mind giving us context?

Everyone spam the shit out of her

OH FUCK THIS LINKS UP THE GUY WHO SAID THE HUEY LEWIS THING WAS CALLED PATRICK BATEMAN

Good point
not until the thread is over

Delivered.

good spot

Now we wait,you better post that response

Nice dubs, and some1 just texted me. I didn't know the number, so of course, Sup Forums is the thing I immediately go to.

OP's got a coffee date

Fuck, anons, I didn't thibk straight and messaged her. What now?

and everyone else her number

good deal

with a feminist land whale

it's true ?
Watches at $0 ?

Fuuck

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mods

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Cunt.

Sigh....roll

fuck off

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Is this really legit?

but i didn't hear a no

just looked the number up and found the facebook account linked to it.

Looks like OP's got a date with a hotty

nigger
sorrry! my tourettes

This isn't a watch thread you fucks

"You'll be screaming 'GOD YES!' afterwards ;)"

Post the FB?

post it

reroll

Yeah, it's true. Sorry guys, i'm a newfag and a cuck, so I obviously have premature texting ejaculation

What's wrong with coffee? Do you think going out for coffee means I want to fuck you? I'm not like other guys. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! I'm ready to treat you right with a beautiful date on the town, like a gentleman should for such a deserving woman.

No text, just the pic

Dubs get

nice job faking op.
but gj delivering.

reroll

please help me understand what you meant

faggot

re-rolling for this.

ahaha win xD

Dubs get, I appreciate your support

roll

please, for the love of god, send her this

rolling for it.

roll for this white knight

What the fuck man? Who the fuck do you think you are?

So. Many. Dubs.

Vai limpa o cu com serrote

hey, 77 came before...

roll

do it

winner winner chicken dinner

True, although my answer could get some decent results, instead of a picture of head.

kys

delivering

"Yes. Do you need some?"

ROLL

rolling for this

roll

I swear to god if you say no to coffee I will end my life right now. (No joke) I will actually fucking kill myself.

rolling

rolling for this

What the fuck man? Who the fuck do you think you are?