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Fuck the mainland edition

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nowt wrong with trannys

post interesting maps edition

>another day wasted
ah yes, good job me

worked out the key to farming (You)s

go on /fit/ and give almost but not quite correct advice

>tripled tuition fees
>cut taxes for high earners
>increased vat
>bedroom tax
fuck the yellow tories

vote for me

>everyone gets an en suite
>reclaim doggerland and build lots of new towns on it
>invade iceland
>invade ireland
>genocide the scots

any questions?

NAME THE ANGLO


SHAME THE ANGLO

gunshots currently in paris

hang the boomers

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possible happening

>yanks have black water

they are light years ahead

Wait, Is the Isle of Wight not a part of Great Britain?

had it in the US

tastes like water

>tfw no SMASHED and SLAMMED gf

ahh yes islam

nomblers rooooooooooooo

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>There are people ITT that would rather wank to some bloke that grew his hair out and stuck some arse fat on his chest than wank over Emily Ratajowski and Taylor Hill

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good post

Shots fired, police injured at Champs Élysées in Paris. France enjoying more cultural enrichment.

nope
it's a crown dependency

post slags

counter the trap poster

this is what water looks like in its original form before the white man de-meleninized it

bit gay

losing my libido

poor France can't catch a break

does it make your wee black

if so i'd drink it

probably some far right white Rorkiou

>tfw so far gone i only know tranny pornstar names and no normal girl pornstar names

Thought it was Pewdiepie's gf at first

what does this mean in english?

@73848145

when will be able to get a tesla for 5k

Britain owned everything in Canada from the beginning with the exception of Quebec and the Maritimes

the former was taken by Britain in 1763 and the latter was taken by Britain in 1710

ahh yes, terrorism 3 days before the elections

Hey fuck you

Do traps actually want to keep their cocks? Is that like their thing.

I mean most most people sex change because they feel it is emotionally the best decision they could make but traps do it for the sex side of it or what?

I'm so confused.

Watching France24 atm and they have a scroll that saids "One policeman killed and another wounded in Paris"

Are they just stuck in the middle because of fund issues and can't afford to have the cock lopped off?

anime

it seems that i've missed another happening while i was for my daily exercise

How would I even know anything about /fit/ advice?
Shittiest never happened pasta ever.

Gunshots heard near the Champs Elyssés, police advising people to avoid the area.

comfy thread with the frogs and the krauts

its a fetish

Hey, I just think the songs and see how you go all haha.

I hope that I have new tricks delicious and fun place to download and read on the train this morning

>Frogs

Rev up those flag filters

whats some metal music that isn't the classic bands? want some heavy stuff but without scream or growl shit

what are you lads waiting for

the goal

sabaton

it varies quite a bit so I can't give you a single answer
some want to be women
some just want to be treated like women
some want to get rid of the balls to stay more effeminate
some want to get rid of both the cock and balls and have a mangina
some want to just crossdress for sexual purposes

traps = fetish. They often just gay guys who dress up to trick people.

Trans = hormonal medication. The ones who take meds and want to live entirely as other gender because of the emotional needs. Fair few want rid of penis but some don't. It's a very complicated subject with both options having major drawbacks.

wrong. britain had red and took blue after a series of treaties. no one apparently owned yellow

harper tony

youtu.be/YlqGvf4dYNY

what "classic bands" do you mean?
youtube.com/watch?v=D_m__5LbSUo

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39657091

hmm ah yes the unbiased bbc

What a gay thread

why don't we have sound webms allowed on this board yet ITS 2017

I'm 22
way past the age to transition
also ugly

how is that biased

>krauts
think I'll pass desu

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they're mentally ill fetishists
don't expect logical thought

turns out it is an armed robbery. the shooter is still in the store

here's a .gif

but the UK owned all of modern Canadian territory to some degree prior to our independence.

parts of the maritimes used to be french too

>22 being too old
Plenty of girls i know started at 30 and look fine. Main cut off for younger people is 25, after that it goes downhill.

ARE JEZZA WILL LEAD THE PROLETARIAT TO WINDSOR AND GUN DOWN THE MONARCHIST SCUM!

youtu.be/y37ocMI53xo

is Harry Enfield the greatest brit comedian of the modern day

had these for a good number of years in secondary

I dedicate this to England.

Germany is beating you
You deny it, but it's true!
You tell the world that you're alright
but the German blockade is holding you tight
and all your ships are sinking

You can't stop the Germans, you're in their hands
You have to listen to their command
Keep on denying German victory that's alright
the Germans get even with you and fight
They're wide awake and they are not dreaming

Your ideal design to march to the Rhine
didn't come true. Oh, you must be feeling blue.
You can't stop Germany from beating you
Germany is the boss now and you are through
You doubled crossed many countries alright.
but Europe gets even with you and fight.
Mr. Churchill, your politicians are dreaming.

>when you got 5-a-side at 6 but school disco at 7

I've gone through puberty and I already have grey hairs
(also ugly)
(not a good idea)

nice.

act like an idiot who's completely sure of yourself and good things happen

Lost my virginity recently lads, I'm 24
>mfw it was the best experience of my life and made me realise just how cripplingly lonely I've spent the whole of my life up until now
>mfw I realise most people have felt this way since they were 16 or 18
>mfw I have missed out on normal teenage and young adult experiences forever

fairly sure the germans didn't beat us

>germans actually believed this

umm the french owned quebec, idiot

Weirdly ugly males become cuter females. It's an odd correlation. Besides i've got whites and i do fine. Big white streak through my fringe like rouge

WIR WERDEN IHRE STÄDTE AUSRADIEREN!

not prior to independence
by the time Canada became a Dominion the UK owned all our current territory.

youtu.be/sGNsh-uBqp4

Sophie aspin is looking PENG in tights
skip to 1:22

why do you ignore 1700s

i'm a bit of a metal aficianado

i'll preface this by saying metal in its entirety is an acquired taste. i don't expect you or anybody else to like this music right off the bat, but if you give it an honest try you just might find yourself enjoying it

power metal
youtube.com/watch?v=bqLm9P8FdQ4
melodic death metal
youtube.com/watch?v=q-vfMyHmaEg
thrash
youtube.com/watch?v=CwIERdiDfQs
instrumental(no vocals)
youtube.com/watch?v=5DiJw9wIibw
jesus metal
youtube.com/watch?v=OIJLvFvZEbU
death/thrash
youtube.com/watch?v=UzWQLL_tFuQ
extreme(this band is from birmingham)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7ELJ0oeaA
grind
youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

That pic hurts man

thoughtsonlifeandlove.com/ten-characteristics-unhappy-people/
>Another factor that influences their social standing is the fact that they do not trust others easily. They are constantly suspicious of other people’s motives and build barriers around themselves, to prevent others from getting to know them.

>Instead of seeing friends as a positive and a good source of support, they see potential friends as people who will probably betray them.

tfw

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france 24 days two gunmen, one of which is dead.

NONCE

oh
also the voice is too male
you can't really change that too easily

I mean immediately prior

How does religion even begin. Like how did this happen for the first time in the very beginning.

The person or people who thought up religion probably didn't believe it themselves or if they did, they were probably madmen. It was probably a con to get money out of people or something other in exchange.

England was literally on the brink of mass starvation but then the blockade failed

Quebec was in British hands longer than it ever was in French hands

had a morning poo and now having brekkie lads

Help me brahs
But, at the age of
high; 54
Weight; 160
I have muscle imbalances, I literally stretch (£ 75), I try to see children, be sure to swing, not only because it is the best option for the lev side.
I do not even screw biceps (20 pounds), I think something is wrong - you can do more by my side and repeat.
Another thing I really, really strong when I'm with my friends know me phu'ark courage so crazy. My friends were in the gym for 6 months, I started five days ago, we were hit with the same leg, but all the best for me.
I thought I could play with them, they are 90 banks.
> Tphv will be the biggest in Nigeria fighter strange, but can not be lifted
How do I correct a muscle imbalance, and which man has suffered, and of course, start?